Worst Grndr line ever

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    Aug 05, 2011 6:15 PM GMT
    ME: I dont do random hookups

    HIM: So? Hook up with me as a date


    ...Seriously!! Lol aww made me blush. Share your pickup line
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    Aug 05, 2011 10:14 PM GMT
    Writrboi saidME: I dont do random hookups


    one time i made a profile on axemurderers.com and then i met this dude and he was like kill me with an an axe and i was like nah bro i dont axe murder i just use the site and he was like lol wut
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    Aug 05, 2011 10:19 PM GMT
    blackstrap said
    Writrboi saidME: I dont do random hookups


    one time i made a profile on axemurderers.com and then i met this dude and he was like kill me with an an axe and i was like nah bro i dont axe murder i just use the site and he was like lol wut


    omg weird i had the same exact thing happen
  • iHavok

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    Aug 05, 2011 10:20 PM GMT
    "Bitch just swallow"

    Naw, just kidding.
    I'm one of the 4 people who refuses to get a smart phone.
    I dont wanna be a zombie :-(
  • KorBri

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    Aug 05, 2011 10:22 PM GMT
    i had the worst..


    this fugly guy on grindr : I bought this new massage lotion and i wanna try it to someone, do you want to try that lotion with free massage?

    me : fuck off.
  • dancedancekj

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    Aug 05, 2011 10:23 PM GMT
    Him: i do admit i love guys with small cocks

    Me: I don't think this is going to work.
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    Aug 05, 2011 10:39 PM GMT
    KoreanBrian saidi had the worst..


    this fugly guy on grindr : I bought this new massage lotion and i wanna try it to someone, do you want to try that lotion with free massage?

    me : fuck off.


    How dare he proposition you on a wholesome site where nothing sexually inappropriate ever goes down. And he was fugly too!? Good god I hope the authorities catch him and beat him to a bloody death on the spot.
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    Aug 05, 2011 10:42 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    KoreanBrian saidi had the worst..


    this fugly guy on grindr : I bought this new massage lotion and i wanna try it to someone, do you want to try that lotion with free massage?

    me : fuck off.


    How dare he proposition you on a wholesome site where nothing sexually inappropriate ever goes down. And he was fugly too!? Good god I hope the authorities catch him and beat him to a bloody death on the spot.


    The authorities?

    Bitch, lets take justice into our own hands! Torch lit mob here we come!
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    Aug 05, 2011 10:44 PM GMT
    Chainers said
    Ariodante said
    KoreanBrian saidi had the worst..


    this fugly guy on grindr : I bought this new massage lotion and i wanna try it to someone, do you want to try that lotion with free massage?

    me : fuck off.


    How dare he proposition you on a wholesome site where nothing sexually inappropriate ever goes down. And he was fugly too!? Good god I hope the authorities catch him and beat him to a bloody death on the spot.


    The authorities?

    Bitch, lets take justice into our own hands! Torch lit mob here we come!


    My rusty pitchfork through his balls will teach this non attractive fucker to think twice before offering to pleasure someone through massage on an application whose sole purpose is for penises to find holes to release in.
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    Aug 05, 2011 10:58 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Chainers said
    Ariodante said
    KoreanBrian saidi had the worst..


    this fugly guy on grindr : I bought this new massage lotion and i wanna try it to someone, do you want to try that lotion with free massage?

    me : fuck off.


    How dare he proposition you on a wholesome site where nothing sexually inappropriate ever goes down. And he was fugly too!? Good god I hope the authorities catch him and beat him to a bloody death on the spot.


    The authorities?

    Bitch, lets take justice into our own hands! Torch lit mob here we come!


    My rusty pitchfork through his balls will teach this non attractive fucker to think twice before offering to pleasure someone through massage on an application whose sole purpose is for penises to find holes to release in.


    Man, we are going to easy on this poor sick twisted individual.

    What we need to do is tie him up find his father, rape his father repeatedly in front of him, piss on his father, murder his father and spray his father's blood on him, forcing him to drink it.

    I mean, my god, he way crossed the line with his approach!
  • NerdLifter

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    Aug 05, 2011 11:01 PM GMT
    Another reason why I deleted Grindr.
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    Aug 05, 2011 11:05 PM GMT
    Chainers said
    Ariodante said
    Chainers said
    Ariodante said
    KoreanBrian saidi had the worst..


    this fugly guy on grindr : I bought this new massage lotion and i wanna try it to someone, do you want to try that lotion with free massage?

    me : fuck off.


    How dare he proposition you on a wholesome site where nothing sexually inappropriate ever goes down. And he was fugly too!? Good god I hope the authorities catch him and beat him to a bloody death on the spot.


    The authorities?

    Bitch, lets take justice into our own hands! Torch lit mob here we come!


    My rusty pitchfork through his balls will teach this non attractive fucker to think twice before offering to pleasure someone through massage on an application whose sole purpose is for penises to find holes to release in.


    Man, we are going to easy on this poor sick twisted individual.

    What we need to do is tie him up find his father, rape his father repeatedly in front of him, piss on his father, murder his father and spray his father's blood on him, forcing him to drink it.

    I mean, my god, he way crossed the line with his approach!



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    Aug 05, 2011 11:41 PM GMT
    I just use it to feel better about myself and know that there are enough people who want to have sex with me, but I never say yes because i'm a totally germ/rape/stalkerphobic
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    Aug 05, 2011 11:47 PM GMT
    adam228 saidI just use it to feel better about myself and know that there are enough people who want to have sex with me, but I never say yes because i'm a totally germ/rape/stalkerphobic


    sure sure, you're just saying that to look good on here ;)
  • KorBri

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    Aug 06, 2011 12:00 AM GMT
    Tazo995 said
    Chainers said
    Ariodante said
    Chainers said
    Ariodante said
    KoreanBrian saidi had the worst..


    this fugly guy on grindr : I bought this new massage lotion and i wanna try it to someone, do you want to try that lotion with free massage?

    me : fuck off.


    How dare he proposition you on a wholesome site where nothing sexually inappropriate ever goes down. And he was fugly too!? Good god I hope the authorities catch him and beat him to a bloody death on the spot.


    The authorities?

    Bitch, lets take justice into our own hands! Torch lit mob here we come!


    My rusty pitchfork through his balls will teach this non attractive fucker to think twice before offering to pleasure someone through massage on an application whose sole purpose is for penises to find holes to release in.


    Man, we are going to easy on this poor sick twisted individual.

    What we need to do is tie him up find his father, rape his father repeatedly in front of him, piss on his father, murder his father and spray his father's blood on him, forcing him to drink it.

    I mean, my god, he way crossed the line with his approach!



    satanic-blood-orgy-108.jpg



    oh damn, he was like 40something... and yeah.. im 21... what can i say.

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