TRUST....

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    Aug 08, 2011 2:27 PM GMT
    My boyfriend invited me to his house. I found his brother alone in the house, he was unbelievably hot and sexy. He came near me and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?” I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my boyfriend standing there, he hugged me and said, “You’ve won my trust”.
















    - Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.icon_twisted.gif
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    Aug 08, 2011 2:42 PM GMT
    ER_RNMD saidMy boyfriend invited me to his house. I found his brother alone in the house, he was unbelievably hot and sexy. He came near me and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?” I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my boyfriend standing there, he hugged me and said, “You’ve won my trust.”

    Was this a set-up? Did your BF know? How would he have known? Lotta unanswered questions here. icon_confused.gif
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    Aug 08, 2011 2:55 PM GMT
    i drove home and played this song the loudest i can...icon_lol.gif

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    Aug 08, 2011 3:01 PM GMT

    LOL...funny story. Didn't quite get it until the punch line at the end. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Aug 08, 2011 3:04 PM GMT
    That shall be your secret then!

    and the hotness factor is not true without pictures!
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    Aug 08, 2011 3:07 PM GMT
    If this is a real story and your boyfriend set you up, I would have been fucking pissed. Maybe that's just me though...
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    Aug 08, 2011 3:20 PM GMT
    That sounds a bit suspicious to me.
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    Aug 08, 2011 3:23 PM GMT
    KSUOWL saidIf this is a real story and your boyfriend set you up, I would have been fucking pissed. Maybe that's just me though...

    Agreed. I don't like it when people play games But the punchline was pretty f'ing funny.
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    Aug 08, 2011 4:00 PM GMT
    Not only would I be pissed off! I would I have said well "I don't trust you!" He would be in my rearview for a while! Are you kidding that's what kids do not GROWN MEN! icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 08, 2011 4:16 PM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    ER_RNMD saidMy boyfriend invited me to his house. I found his brother alone in the house, he was unbelievably hot and sexy. He came near me and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?” I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my boyfriend standing there, he hugged me and said, “You’ve won my trust.”

    Was this a set-up? Did your BF know? How would he have known? Lotta unanswered questions here. icon_confused.gif


    It's a really, really old joke.
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    Aug 08, 2011 4:17 PM GMT
    I did gave him the dose of his own medicine......icon_wink.gif
  • DrewT

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    Aug 08, 2011 4:20 PM GMT
    Pyrotech said
    Art_Deco said
    ER_RNMD saidMy boyfriend invited me to his house. I found his brother alone in the house, he was unbelievably hot and sexy. He came near me and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?” I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my boyfriend standing there, he hugged me and said, “You’ve won my trust.”

    Was this a set-up? Did your BF know? How would he have known? Lotta unanswered questions here. icon_confused.gif


    It's a really, really old joke.


    Yup. Though it had girls in it before, I think. My memory is starting to go...
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    Aug 08, 2011 4:21 PM GMT
    have sex with brother

    "I don't trust you!"

    " 'bout time! " .
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    Aug 08, 2011 4:23 PM GMT
    DrewT said
    Pyrotech said
    Art_Deco said
    ER_RNMD saidMy boyfriend invited me to his house. I found his brother alone in the house, he was unbelievably hot and sexy. He came near me and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?” I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my boyfriend standing there, he hugged me and said, “You’ve won my trust.”

    Was this a set-up? Did your BF know? How would he have known? Lotta unanswered questions here. icon_confused.gif


    It's a really, really old joke.


    Yup. Though it had girls in it before, I think. My memory is starting to go...


    I heard it with girls / sisters as well.