My Birthday Night, Oh what a night!

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    Aug 09, 2011 1:22 AM GMT
    Well, I decided to check in at the local Ruby Tuesday's to get my free birthday burger, a promotion they offer if you are part of their online "connect" group, meaning you signed up and gave them all of your mailing info. I did, but I never received a coupon for the free burger. So I went in and let them know my online username and showed the manager my driver's license. I've been to this Ruby's for years, know everyone, and always a good tipper. The manager said, in front of a bunch of workers who were standing around the bar because they had nothing to do, that he needed the coupon code or no free burger. I explained, again, that I did not get one. He smiled and said he couldn't give it without the code. Completely shocked, I said "Well, I guess I'll go to another place tonight that honors their promotions." I still can't believe that happened to me.

    I ended up at a seafood place and the manager there used to work at Ruby's. They gave me a free appetizer and some guy bought me free drinks. The guy that bought me the drinks at the bar was a Mexican guy and told me he was an undercover worker for Immigration Enforcement. He said me he used to kill in the Cartel, and had eaten human brains back then to fit in. And as he drank MULTIPLE rounds of Tequila, he said nobody cares about him. I told him I was gay and he didn't care. Handsome too.

    So.........there you go. Top that one.
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    Aug 09, 2011 1:26 AM GMT
    Ummmm... did you ask about the taste of brains?
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    Aug 09, 2011 1:28 AM GMT
    I've eated squirrel brains and deer brains, and they're both smarter than most humans.
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    Aug 09, 2011 1:34 AM GMT
    Iceblink saidUmmmm... did you ask about the taste of brains?


    That guy's tab is going to be outrageous. He was buying everyone Tequila shots. Not me, I won't drink that stuff.
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    Aug 09, 2011 1:38 AM GMT
    The dichotomy of the situation: do I want to get this hot guy to get me in a rear naked choke and jerk me off, or risk getting my throat slashed and my brains eaten? He just better be good!
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    Aug 09, 2011 1:45 AM GMT
    wrestlervic saidHe said me he used to kill in the Cartel, and had eaten human brains back then to fit in.


    Pics plz
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    Aug 09, 2011 1:55 AM GMT
    wildtype87 said
    wrestlervic saidHe said me he used to kill in the Cartel, and had eaten human brains back then to fit in.


    Pics plz


    This!
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    Aug 09, 2011 3:15 AM GMT
    was it just me who was anticipating this story to end in a hot wild sex? It should have been:


    "So.........there you go. He followed me to my house and then fucked me for 2 hours.Top that one."

    I am a pervert like that.