Heckling people we don't understand

  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 10, 2011 12:36 AM GMT
    Is anyone just as foul-mouthed and sick-minded as I am?

    I love to post bullshit on people's online groups.

    For instance, I was invited by someone to join the Facebook "Knitting Club." So I joined, and today I made my first post, which was *instantly* deleted:

    "Does anybody know how I can find a pattern for a unitard for a friend of mine? He's a bit of a fetish queen... he particularly loves green (thank the Lord for today's deal on green yarn!), and he's rather tall and thin. He's 6'4", 190 pounds, has ripped abs (you'd want to lick them I swear!!!) and he's packing some heat... please do let me know! Thx!! "


    Yes, folks, I know it's immature, but it makes me laugh. And I LOVE to laugh.

    Anyone else wanna share a story?
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    Aug 10, 2011 12:40 AM GMT
    Nah, I have better things to do with my life...like...posting stupid shit on RJ.
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    Aug 10, 2011 12:51 AM GMT
    haha

    I think it can be hilarious. there's certainly a fine line, but if you know how to walk it, it's fun.
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    Aug 10, 2011 12:54 AM GMT
    yeah I've noticed you do that all over realjock.

    Occasionally it's mildly chuckle worthy but isn't it a little sad that this sort of thing is what makes you laugh all the time?

    There are so many things in life that are funny that don't revolve around the crass, rude, inappropriate or degrading.

    Sure I love to laugh and I find offensive humor funny, but from everything I've seen you write tends to be more for getting a rise out of others or just plane being offensive rather then being funny or having a joke.

    But then that's just my opinion, personally I'm with who ever deleted your comment, I read through it a couple of times looking for something funny and didn;t find it, it was just tasteless
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    Aug 10, 2011 12:56 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidNah, I have better things to do with my life...like...posting stupid shit on RJ.

    8:40? Wow, you got home quick. Was your plane parked out back?
  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 10, 2011 12:57 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidyeah I've noticed you do that all over realjock.

    Occasionally it's mildly chuckle worthy but isn't it a little sad that this sort of thing is what makes you laugh all the time?

    There are so many things in life that are funny that don't revolve around the crass, rude, inappropriate or degrading.

    Sure I love to laugh and I find offensive humor funny, but from everything I've seen you write tends to be more for getting a rise out of others or just plane being offensive rather then being funny or having a joke.

    But then that's just my opinion, personally I'm with who ever deleted your comment, I read through it a couple of times looking for something funny and didn;t find it, it was just tasteless


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    Aug 10, 2011 1:00 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    paulflexes saidNah, I have better things to do with my life...like...posting stupid shit on RJ.

    8:40? Wow, you got home quick. Was your plane parked out back?
    I was home at 8:20, and saw a post you made at 8:14...woulda beem home at 8:14 myself, but missed the southbound turn onto 95 and had to go to that stupid long-ass red light and wait an extra 5 minutes before getting on the interstate. icon_lol.gif
  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 10, 2011 2:16 AM GMT
    Awwww. everyone's afraid to look like an asshole. Don't worry guys, I've got it covered.
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    Aug 10, 2011 3:34 AM GMT
    I like to tease people by replying to their thread so that it bumps it to the top. The OP thinks I have something to add, but then
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    Aug 10, 2011 5:38 AM GMT
    OP's a barrel o' laughs, ain't he? No better than the haters who flaunt their stupidity on Gay sites, in chatrooms, etc. Does he get as big a cheap laugh when the shoe's on the other foot?
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    Aug 10, 2011 5:42 AM GMT
    Humor on the internet is a fickle bitch. Sometimes you poke fun at something and everyone laughs with you. And sometimes they don't.
  • tautomer

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    Aug 10, 2011 5:52 AM GMT
    No not at all. People who do that sort of crap make me absolute burn inside with seething rage. It's totally disrespectful in every regard and really doesn't speak well to them as a person, and shows weakness as far as I am concerned.

    Real life, online, in writing, etc. you are to show individuals and groups respect. Just because your behind a screen does not mean you should act like a total ass. "For the lulz?" yeah, that makes me want to rip out their vocal cords so they can never laugh again.

    Words can not even begin to describe how angry this kind of stuff can make me if it's done in the right scenarios. I have absolutely no respect for people like this, at all.
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    Aug 10, 2011 6:16 AM GMT
    Pyrotech saidI like to tease people by replying to their thread so that it bumps it to the top. The OP thinks I have something to add, but then

    But then you make a post filled to the brim with interesting and useful information which was invaluable!

    It also seemed to have a subtle sexual undertone but I could have been imagining that cause I was so excited about the jacket!
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    Aug 10, 2011 6:21 AM GMT
    OK, so I shouldnt take your thoughts on the universe seriously?? icon_razz.gif
  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 10, 2011 6:23 AM GMT
    GreenHopper saidOK, so I shouldnt take your thoughts on the universe seriously?? icon_razz.gif


    We all need to escape once in a while. My sick humor is the only thing that keeps me smiling...
  • JP85257

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    Aug 10, 2011 6:25 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 said
    GreenHopper saidOK, so I shouldnt take your thoughts on the universe seriously?? icon_razz.gif


    We all need to escape once in a while. My sick humor is the only thing that keeps me smiling...

    I enjoy you.
  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 10, 2011 6:28 AM GMT
    JP85257 said[quote][cite]danisnotstr8 said[/cite]
    GreenHopper saidOK, so I shouldnt take your thoughts on the universe seriously?? icon_razz.gif


    We all need to escape once in a while. My sick humor is the only thing that keeps me smiling... [/quote
    I enjoy you.


    I'm glad somebody knows how to take a deep breath and giggle at life.
  • nv7_

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    Aug 10, 2011 6:28 AM GMT
    Eh I prefer to do it to those who sort of deserve it. Example:

    Guy X: Hello
    Me: Hi
    Guy X: How’s Vegas?
    Me: Hot and stuff
    Guy X: Cool, I’m going to be there in a couple of weeks and thought maybe you could show me around…
    Guy X: your bedroom icon_smile.gif
    Me: Sure, 200.00 American dollars
    Guy X: You charge 200.00 dollars for sex? Get real
    Me: Oh no, that’s how much I charge to be a tour guide. I don’t accept money for sex. Okay I do in rare situations, but after reviewing your profile, I think I’m clearly out of your price range.
    Guy X: F@#k you
    Me: Oh darn, it seems I’ve offended you. Tell you what, I’ll reduce my tour guide fee to 190.00 dollars. Be advised however, because of this discount, the complimentary snack and chilled water flavored beverage that I normally provide will be excluded.
    Guy X: your a dumbass
    Me: It’s “you’re” and I’m not a dumbass. I can count to K and I know all my ABDs.
    Guy X: F off
    Me: Fine, the tour guide price goes back up to 200.00 dollars, but I’m still going to exclude the complimentary snack and chilled water flavored beverage because of your hostile attitude!
    Me: Deal?
    Me: Hello?
  • JP85257

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    Aug 10, 2011 6:33 AM GMT
    ^
    Loves it.
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    Aug 10, 2011 6:35 AM GMT
    I want a complimentary snack and chilled flavored beverage =o
  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 10, 2011 6:36 AM GMT
    nv7_ saidEh I prefer to do it to those who sort of deserve it. Example:

    Guy X: Hello
    Me: Hi
    Guy X: How’s Vegas?
    Me: Hot and stuff
    Guy X: Cool, I’m going to be there in a couple of weeks and thought maybe you could show me around…
    Guy X: your bedroom icon_smile.gif
    Me: Sure, 200.00 American dollars
    Guy X: You charge 200.00 dollars for sex? Get real
    Me: Oh no, that’s how much I charge to be a tour guide. I don’t accept money for sex. Okay I do in rare situations, but after reviewing your profile, I think I’m clearly out of your price range.
    Guy X: F@#k you
    Me: Oh darn, it seems I’ve offended you. Tell you what, I’ll reduce my tour guide fee to 190.00 dollars. Be advised however, because of this discount, the complimentary snack and chilled water flavored beverage that I normally provide will be excluded.
    Guy X: your a dumbass
    Me: It’s “you’re” and I’m not a dumbass. I can count to K and I know all my ABDs.
    Guy X: F off
    Me: Fine, the tour guide price goes back up to 200.00 dollars, but I’m still going to exclude the complimentary snack and chilled water flavored beverage because of your hostile attitude!
    Me: Deal?
    Me: Hello?


    yes.... Yes.... YES!!!!!!! bahahahahaha
  • JP85257

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    Aug 10, 2011 6:42 AM GMT
    I was tossed out of my cousin's wedding because I said: "Why's she wearing a white dress?" during the ceremony and the bride over-heard me.

    oopsie......
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    Aug 10, 2011 6:42 AM GMT
    wow - loved your response to the knitting club......btw I have a great pattern for a "catsuit" - maybe your friend could use that for his unitard.

    Once here on RJ a member posed a question re "the eletist attitudes of the RJ forum posters "cliques", how they viewed themselves as better than others - too cool for school etc"

    I posted: "I eat my own boogers".
  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 10, 2011 6:44 AM GMT
    JP85257 saidI was tossed out of my cousin's wedding because I said: "Why's she wearing a white dress?" during the ceremony and the bride over-heard me.

    oopsie......


    Fucking BRILLIANT. You deserve an Emmy.
  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 10, 2011 6:45 AM GMT
    jawrhed saidwow - loved your response to the knitting club......btw I have a great pattern for a "catsuit" - maybe your friend could use that for his unitard.

    Once here on RJ a member posed a question re "the eletist attitudes of the RJ forum posters "cliques", how they viewed themselves as better than others - too cool for school etc"

    I posted: "I eat my own boogers".


    Then you would most certainly appreciate this blog. It's this stripper-tard girl I know from Cleveland. It's utter and complete nonsense.