A few things for guys t amuse themselves with, while the wife is shopping:

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    May 01, 2008 11:54 PM GMT
    *Take 24+ boxes of condoms, and randomly put them in peoples carts when they are not looking.
    *Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
    *Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
    *Walk up to an an employee and tell her in an official tone, "code 3" in house wares, and watch what happens.
    *Go to service desk, and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay-buy.
    *If anyone comes up to you to offer assistance. Start to cry, and ask: Why can't you people leave me alone.
    *While in the gun department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
    *Hide in a clothing rack, and when people browse though, yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!
    *When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position, and scream NO! NO! it's theses voices again.
    *Go to fitting room, and shut the door, and Waite a while: then yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here.

    Any new tricks for me to get up to, while the other half is shopping?
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    May 01, 2008 11:57 PM GMT
    all I can say is that I hope I never happen to be in the same store as you.
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    May 02, 2008 12:15 AM GMT
    fffreak saidall I can say is that I hope I never happen to be in the same store as you.


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    May 02, 2008 12:29 AM GMT
    OMG can I come shopping with you?
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    May 02, 2008 12:30 AM GMT
    My favorite is to wait for an extremely stuck up women with arms laden down with shopping bags and peel off one of the security stickers, drop it on the floor so it sticks to the sole of her shoes...
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    May 02, 2008 12:45 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidOMG can I come shopping with you?


    How about we get a bus load together, and hit a mall, then we can go and do display homes, and make it look like a whole gay community, is looking to move in.

    Yes you can come shopping with me....
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    May 02, 2008 1:01 AM GMT
    How about doing a Madonna imitation while in the automotive section holding two oil funnels to your chest. Security is sure to pick up on that.

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    May 02, 2008 2:25 AM GMT
    Not to be a debbie downer, but how many men on this site have wives to drag them to stores?icon_wink.gif
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    May 02, 2008 2:44 AM GMT
    BearCub17 saidNot to be a debbie downer, but how many men on this site have wives to drag them to stores?icon_wink.gif


    you would be surprised. Now as a Bisexual yourself. You may well end up having a wife. Plus there are a number a gay couples, you could get his and hers towels for. lol

    How many guys come to this "Gay" site, and have breed?
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    May 02, 2008 4:26 AM GMT
    BearCub17 saidNot to be a debbie downer, but how many men on this site have wives to drag them to stores?icon_wink.gif


    Oh I get dragged shopping all the time..
    If I get dragged into kmart I request being dumped in the automotive or kitchen section so that I can feel cheap but enjoy my self looking at all the bits and pieces.

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    May 02, 2008 4:27 AM GMT
    John43620 saidHow about doing a Madonna imitation while in the automotive section holding two oil funnels to your chest. Security is sure to pick up on that.



    OMG I'm gonna have to do that to a couple of straight mates when we are in auto one next week hehehe
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    May 03, 2008 7:49 AM GMT
    OMG! I need to have a wife to torture!

    *runs off to rummage around the garbage bins for one*
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    May 04, 2008 12:48 AM GMT
    **Get some tampons and when in the queue say that your post-op didn't go as you hoped it would.icon_twisted.gif

    **Ask why "those balloons" are sold separately. [balloons=condoms]

    **Ask where the gay aisle, and if they sell inflatable boyfriends. icon_wink.gif [I hope they do]


    I'm not as funny as Pattison but I hope it's good.