Aug 15, 2011 12:29 AM GMT
So my best friend is supposedly straight. He's 28 years old, 6'3, 230 pounds of solid muscle, tattoos and a very handsome face to boot. He's always the hottest guy in the room. In fact, he's probably one of the top 3 hottest guys in the city. The thing is this....we're good friends, so I really don't think of him in that way (usually.) We go to straight bars, not gay ones, and when he gets drunk, he will just out of the blue grab the back of my head and forcefully lock lips with me. Although it's embarrassing, there's not much I can do because he's very strong and I can't fight off a dude with 19" biceps! Last night he did it as we were walking down the street in front of tons of people. A while back, we were sitting on a park bench together debating which is the best car wax, when suddenly he grabs the back of my head and lip-locks me. My eyes were open during the kiss and I noticed a flash go off. He was holding a camera out and taking our picture as we were kissing! I didn't say anything about the camera because I didn't want to embarrass him. About a week later he calls me up all upset and wants to crash on my sofa. When he gets here he tells me he had a fight with his girlfriend because she found pics of us kissing. He was like "did you know you and I kissed?" And then he said "I wonder who took those pictures." I'm still just sitting there not saying anything. Then he tells me how tense I look and starts rubbing my neck. Then he orders me to go lay down on my bed and he rips my clothes off and gives me this awesome massage while grinding his boner against my ass. Then he jumps up and starts palming his forehead and starts screaming "what the fuck am I doing?" Then he runs out of the house. The next day it's like nothing ever happened. Whenever I've even casually mentioned the fact that we fooled around when he's sober, he gets really freaked out and says that it didn't happen. I've never once initiated anything. It's always him. This cycle has been going on for a long time and I'm getting bored with it. My question for you guys is this: Since he can't seem to face what he does once he sobers up, how do I tell him I don't want to make-out and fool around anymore?