what would your gay hell be

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    Aug 16, 2011 3:13 AM GMT
    mine would be a gay club with no exit whose only patrons were fat hairy leather-bears.
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    Aug 16, 2011 3:16 AM GMT
    Sounds like a goldmine for leather twinks who wanna make a few extra bucks. icon_cool.gif
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    Aug 16, 2011 3:45 AM GMT
    A place where the guys won't make eye contact or acknowledge your existence because they're consumed with seeing who's on Grindr.
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    Aug 16, 2011 3:49 AM GMT
    Nothing but drag shows, 24/7. With my eyes peeled open "Clockwork Orange"-style.

    And overplayed 1970's "Gay Pride" music playing in the background on endless loop:
    "We Are Family"
    "RESPECT"
    "I'm Coming Out"

    *shudder*
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    Aug 16, 2011 3:49 AM GMT
    Being trapped in a room with only electronic and dance music playing nonstop (Lady Gaga/Madonna/Kesha/etc.) The horror! I needs my rock music... lol
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    Aug 16, 2011 3:58 AM GMT
    Kaicoyote saidBeing trapped in a room with only electronic and dance music playing nonstop (Katy Perry/Madonna/Kesha/etc.)... lol


    Yep. And having to hear "Firework" over and over again, and to see some skinny Abercrombie and Fitch decked out twink Voguing and repeating the lyrics to Madonna's "Vogue".
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    Aug 16, 2011 4:20 AM GMT
    unfounded7 saidA place where the guys won't make eye contact or acknowledge your existence because they're consumed with seeing who's on Grindr.
    Denny's?
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    Aug 16, 2011 5:04 AM GMT
    A bar filled with pre-op trannys.
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    Aug 16, 2011 5:06 AM GMT
    Being in a room with paulflexes.
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    Aug 16, 2011 5:09 AM GMT
    Balljunkie said
    Kaicoyote saidBeing trapped in a room with only electronic and dance music playing nonstop (Katy Perry/Madonna/Kesha/etc.)... lol


    Yep. And having to hear "Firework" over and over again, and to see some skinny Abercrombie and Fitch decked out twink Voguing and repeating the lyrics to Madonna's "Vogue".

    I think Katy Perry, Pink and Lady Gaga should be punished for these "feel good" songs. Its made fat unattractive people think that its ok to be naked.....

    blegh...


    LOL
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    Aug 16, 2011 5:11 AM GMT
    Anduru saidBeing in a room with paulflexes.
    I think someone is so into me that he feels intimidated and is afraid to say what he really feels. icon_cool.gif
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    Aug 16, 2011 5:50 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    Anduru saidBeing in a room with paulflexes.
    I think someone is so into me that he feels intimidated and is afraid to say what he really feels. icon_cool.gif
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    Aug 16, 2011 11:56 AM GMT
    I guess you mean it has to have some gay element to it.....
    So being tailgated by a teenage girl for eternity doesn't count?

    Okay I'll go with a Gay Republican fundraiser with lots of long speeches and white bread for dinner.
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    Aug 16, 2011 11:57 AM GMT
    Detroit.
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    Aug 16, 2011 12:02 PM GMT
    Trapped in a dirty dim bathhouse with a bunch of unattractive out-of-shape "straight" married dudes. With no flip-flops.
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    Aug 16, 2011 12:07 PM GMT
    Trapped with a ugly, babbon, snaggletooth, unattractive dude
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    Aug 16, 2011 12:09 PM GMT
    fuzzywuzzy saidDetroit.


    Won't someone think of the gay guys in Saudi Arabia?
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    Aug 16, 2011 12:11 PM GMT
    How about being trapped in a club with extremely attractive guys BUT you are invisible for all eternity. They chat and mingle, you can't even masturbate. That's hell.
  • Celticmusl

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    Aug 16, 2011 12:48 PM GMT
    Wal*Mart
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    Aug 16, 2011 12:50 PM GMT
    Heaven.
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    Aug 16, 2011 1:00 PM GMT
    High School
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    Aug 16, 2011 1:22 PM GMT
    A place where if u said u r gay .. they gonna kill u ,lol
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    Aug 16, 2011 1:39 PM GMT
    Hell to me would be endless shops and malls where everyone was busy buying and having.
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    Aug 16, 2011 1:50 PM GMT
    Anduru said
    paulflexes said
    Anduru saidBeing in a room with paulflexes.
    I think someone is so into me that he feels intimidated and is afraid to say what he really feels. icon_cool.gif
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    Lolsauce!

    Hmm yeah, gay hell?

    Maybe being stuck on an endless flight with hundreds of clones of the Queer Eye guys chasing around me trying to give me a makeover and no bathroom.

    I'm also reminded of the scene from seven where the guy was forced to kill by ramming with a spiked dildo or something. Except in gay hell you're already dead so it never ends. Yeah I think that would probably suck. Probably maybe.
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    Aug 16, 2011 1:53 PM GMT
    Trapped in a room with all 558 people on my RJ forum block list.

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