You know your gay when....

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    May 04, 2008 5:45 PM GMT

    You have pictures of muscle guys in their underwear you consider art.

    You're good pals with women other people can't stand.

    You have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.

    You break out into a diva lip sych at the drop of a hat.

    You make sure your home for american Idol.

    There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.

    You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales

    Some of your best friends are your ex lovers.

    Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate."

    You know the name and real name of your favorite porn star.





  • SFTraveler

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    May 04, 2008 9:18 PM GMT
    What a fun post!

    I plead guilty on nearly all counts! I can't do the diva lip synch very well and I don't watch American Idol much. But I love Desperate Housewives.

    Any my cologne tray looks like the Macy's mens counter!
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    May 04, 2008 9:28 PM GMT
    damn I'm totally straight then icon_razz.gif

    I've got on cologne, a body spray stuff, I don't have naked art except for a women, I can't lip sync but I can sure as hell belt out a tune to hundreds of 80's 90's songs..

    I don't watch trashy tv

    I have a porn star I like but I don't even know his name hahaha let alone his real one and I can't stand most women hahaha

    But, you know your gay when you start dancing to your fav song of the moment starts playing on your ipod.... in the gym

    OH and you have a pink ipod
  • MikePhilPerez

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    May 04, 2008 10:00 PM GMT
    lilTanker saiddamn I'm totally straight then icon_razz.gif


    That is exactly what came to mind reading the OP.

    I know I'm gay because women just don't do it for me, but men do icon_lol.gif
  • metalxracr

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    May 04, 2008 10:59 PM GMT
    You're good pals with women other people can't stand.


    That's the only one that applies to me! icon_confused.gif

    Not sure if that's something to brag about.
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    May 04, 2008 11:00 PM GMT
    I don't think so. All I see is a sad list of stereotypes being perpetuated by people who should be dispelling them instead. Sorry, this is my pet peeve.

    None of these apply to me. I couldn't name a single porn star. I couldn't care less about American Idol.

    Maybe this is why I have more straight friends than gay friends.

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    May 04, 2008 11:31 PM GMT
    All the art in my house is something I painted, was painted for me, or purchased during my travels.

    The only females I count as friends are wonderful women with vibrant and intersting lives, and all but one is married.

    No porn or pictures of naked men in my home.

    I sing along to songs I like, but I can't recall going into a Diva Drag Queen lympsync ever.

    I've never watched a single episdoe of American Idol. Gods Willing, I never will.

    Almost all of my male friends are straight and married.

    I havent worn cologne is 5 years.

    I have only one friend who I still occasionally speak too that I went on two dates with.

    I live alone.

    Wierd Stereotypes.

    How about -

    You know your gay when:

    That fat tool up your pooper starts to hurt real good

    Your turned on by the smell of sweat

    You've got rugburn on your face from your last make-out session, but you gave as good as you got.
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    May 04, 2008 11:51 PM GMT
    See my responses in bold lettering:

    dreamdrop said
    You have pictures of muscle guys in their underwear you consider art.

    True

    You're good pals with women other people can't stand.

    Actually, the girls I know most straight guys want as girlfriends. icon_biggrin.gif

    You have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.

    True
    LOL!

    You break out into a diva lip sych at the drop of a hat.

    No comment. icon_wink.gif

    You make sure your home for american Idol.

    I DEPLORE American Idol!!

    There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.

    It hasn't gotten that far for me, but I wouldn't date or bed a married man. But I know sluts who have this advantage on their side.


    You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales

    Sure do!!


    Some of your best friends are your ex lovers.

    One or two.

    Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate."

    I'm very ethical that way, yes.


    You know the name and real name of your favorite porn star.

    I used to, but gay porn got tired for me.






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    May 05, 2008 12:03 AM GMT
    Well I'm Ok then. I am not gay. Proud to be a fag. I've oil under my finger nails.
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    May 05, 2008 12:05 AM GMT
    icon_smile.gif I'm not so sure about all that other stuff you mentioned but there is one for sure telling sign. If on a Friday night ( for example) your head is buried in some dudes lap and you're smoking his cock and enjoying the fun no matter how much you try to convince yourself otherwise right then and there, On Friday night ... YOU GAY! YOU ABSOLUTELY GAY!
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    May 05, 2008 12:12 AM GMT
    jsttennis77 saidicon_smile.gif I'm not so sure about all that other stuff you mentioned but there is one for sure telling sign. If on a Friday night ( for example) your head is buried in some dudes lap and you're smoking his cock and enjoying the fun no matter how much you try to convince yourself otherwise right then and there, On Friday night ... YOU GAY! YOU ABSOLUTELY GAY!


    Yep... I'm gay then!
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    May 05, 2008 12:16 AM GMT
    When you shit pink triangles :-)
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    May 05, 2008 12:19 AM GMT
    That's what those were... I was wondering what all that was about.
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    May 05, 2008 12:21 AM GMT
    You know your gay

    - when you've a recipe cataloge in your kitchen.

    - you can't wait to come home to watch cute guys on those do-it-yourself networks, and you also find your paying attention to the colors and patterns and not just their hotness :S

    - when you take hours to get dress to go to the store.

    - know WHY Madonna is a such a great artist and how she survived all these years in the business...

    - you know that at one time or another one of the gays you know will go through a hoing around phase before he starts waiting for his 'gay to come'.
  • GQjock

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    May 05, 2008 12:36 AM GMT
    You have pictures of muscle guys in their underwear you consider art.
    Art? Is that what they call it now?

    You're good pals with women other people can't stand.
    Some of them are even my relatives

    You have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.
    And some that I do

    You break out into a diva lip synch at the drop of a hat.
    Lipsynching is for amateurs "Sing out Louise...sing out!"

    You make sure your home for american Idol.
    And have to put up with those two queens... Simon and Seacrest?

    There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.
    But you didn't say terrified of what?

    You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales


    Nope... makes me nauseous

    Some of your best friends are your ex lovers.
    Yeah...but it took a while to get there


    Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate."
    No need for the euphemistic terms
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    You know the name and real name of your favorite porn star.
    [/i]And at least one who lives up to his claim to fame icon_smile.gif
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    May 05, 2008 12:43 AM GMT
    When straight couples look odd to you. .... icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 05, 2008 4:53 AM GMT
    Crimthann saidYour turned on by the smell of sweat


    OOH Yeah at the gym, in a class I go to, filled with women, gawd they stink to high heaven and not at all in a good way.

    Thank gawd when its over and I step out of the room back into where all the guys are sweating there arse off, it actually smells attractive icon_redface.gif
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    May 05, 2008 5:27 AM GMT
    You have pictures of muscle guys in their underwear you consider art. No maybe on my computer in my house I think thats tacky..

    You're good pals with women other people can't stand. Maybe that applies to one friend.. Most of my female friends are popular and well liked by all there peers.

    You have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home. Nope..

    You break out into a diva lip sych at the drop of a hat. No I can't stand Whitney and Deborah Cox makes me angry. I like Madonna thou.

    You make sure your home for american Idol. I hate this show.

    There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you. No. But there a Married guy who wants to do me icon_razz.gif

    You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales I keep it under my bathroom counter. I wear brand name because I can afford it. I don't need to show of lables so other people think I have money.

    Some of your best friends are your ex lovers. I've never been in a serious LTR and any guys who i've dated and its not worked out I don't keep in my life. I'd settle for friends but they never seem to want to be "just" friends.

    Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate." Don't have one.

    You know the name and real name of your favorite porn star. No.

    I'm gay because I like men. This is just the sort of bullshit women find cute and straight guys roll there eyes at and sets everything gay activists have fought for back 30 years..
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    May 05, 2008 8:28 AM GMT
    Sean_85 saidI'm gay because I like men. This is just the sort of bullshit women find cute and straight guys roll there eyes at and sets everything gay activists have fought for back 30 years..


    I disagree, just because straight men roll there eyes and women find it cute doesn't mean its set anything back.

    Infact, feeling that you can't do something because hetros roll there eyes is a pretty poor excuse to not do it.

    Heck if I did what the hetros wont, I wouldn't be having sex with men!
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    May 05, 2008 8:45 AM GMT
    You have pictures of muscle guys in their underwear you consider art.

    FALSE - I have but I consider them pron. icon_razz.gif

    You're good pals with women other people can't stand.

    FALSE - False. my female friends are very nice people.

    You have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.

    FALSE - only in my laptop. LOL

    You break out into a diva lip sych at the drop of a hat.

    FALSE - I don't lipsynch to divas. I do lipsynch but only when I'm sure I'm alone. LOL

    You make sure your home for american Idol.

    FALSE - Never watched a single episode for it, ever.

    There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.

    TRUE I HOPE icon_twisted.gif but since it's unprovable then FALSE

    You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales

    FALSE - I rarely use cologne. And even then, I throw away the bottles.

    Some of your best friends are your ex lovers.

    FALSE - ew!

    Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate."

    FALSE - I have NO roommate. icon_rolleyes.gif

    You know the name and real name of your favorite porn star.

    FALSE - Only their screennames.

    I'm fucking straight. icon_mad.gif
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    May 05, 2008 11:24 AM GMT
    You know you're gay when...

    you go to a wedding and your hair and makeup looks better than the bride's.
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    May 06, 2008 2:41 AM GMT
    You are gay when.....

    You love to shop, and help others pick out clothes that make them look good, instead of the clothes they think yes they look good, but not on you...

    You see someone in the mall looking at Press on Nails and tell her... Honey they don't stay on durning sex if you scratch his back too hard...

    You relate to Will and Grace, but think Jack and Karen make the show...

    Your wallpaper on your computer is a nice scene, but you would rather have David Beckham naked as your wallpaper at work...

    You wonder if you can get this hot str8 guy drunk enough to have some gay fun....

    You spend more on shoes and have more shoes than your mom...

    Your mom asks you for advise on if this guy butt is cute...
  • joeindallas

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    May 06, 2008 2:58 AM GMT
    When you go to Home (o) Depot and you lose it for the paint was not the right shade, and nobody else count tell.

    You hear a show tune and you belt out the next time.

    You go to see Les Miserables or Phantom and you expect a differnet ending each time.

    This is from a Car dealer, You always know the Gay guys for the ask how many cup holders teh care comes with
  • liftordie

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    May 07, 2008 3:09 AM GMT
    you're gay when....

    you have Tom of Finland artwork in your bathroom! guilty

    you buy tshirts two sizes too small and wash EVERYTHING on HOT!!

    you already have CONFIRMED plans with best friends to attend the SEX AND THE CITY movie on may 30th !!
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    May 07, 2008 3:16 AM GMT
    Nope, none of it applies to me. Except for wanting to pork other dudes, I'm your average Joe, sorta. icon_razz.gif

    All my porn is in my PS3. Once Vista comes: time to load up the HD!