May 04, 2008 5:45 PM GMT
You have pictures of muscle guys in their underwear you consider art.
You're good pals with women other people can't stand.
You have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.
You break out into a diva lip sych at the drop of a hat.
You make sure your home for american Idol.
There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.
You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales
Some of your best friends are your ex lovers.
Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate."
You know the name and real name of your favorite porn star.