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    May 04, 2008 10:46 PM GMT
    Well, I'm a parakeet and my partner is a china cabinet. I'm not sure there's more to tell than that. It pretty much speaks for itself.

    So, tell me about you.

    McG

    ---- FROM "Mr. Smith" (name blocked out to protect the debatably innocent) May 04, 2008 at 8:23 PM
    So your a city boy? Tell me more about both of you.
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    May 05, 2008 2:02 AM GMT
    LOL. You've opened my eyes to a world of new possibilities!

    K
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    May 05, 2008 3:09 PM GMT
    I thought the email I got from the unnamed source was a bit odd, so, I thought I'd reply with an odd one myself.

    Maybe if I reverse the two parts:

    Email I received:

    ---- FROM "Mr. Smith" (name blocked out to protect the debatably innocent) May 04, 2008 at 8:23 PM
    So your a city boy? Tell me more about both of you.

    {i presumed he was asking about me and my partner}

    and my reply:

    Well, I'm a parakeet and my partner is a china cabinet. I'm not sure there's more to tell than that. It pretty much speaks for itself.

    So, tell me about you.

    McG

    Please don't shoot me. I'm easily amused, especially by myself and my personal theater of the absurd.
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    May 05, 2008 5:59 PM GMT
    McGay saidI'm easily amused, especially by myself and my personal theater of the absurd.


    My parents bought me my first Theater of the Absurd when I was 6, and I've been into it ever since then. Now I have the new Meta Meta Theater of the Absurd with the extra Obfuscatory Attachment. So cool.

    However, I do find that not a single person understands me anymore, but then again, that's what Jeff always says when he's under water.

    K
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    May 05, 2008 6:00 PM GMT
    Jeff may be in over his head, even out of water. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 05, 2008 6:02 PM GMT
    "It is not my fault that certain so-called bohemian elements have found in my writings something to hang their peculiar beatnik theories on." Jack Kerouac
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    May 05, 2008 6:04 PM GMT
    "I cum in the ass of my beloved"

    Allen Ginsburg
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    May 05, 2008 6:24 PM GMT
    "Who stole my combine?"

    Bob. Farmer. 1963.
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    May 05, 2008 6:45 PM GMT
    "Who combined my stoles?"

    Mary McFadden, 1973
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    May 05, 2008 7:28 PM GMT
    LOL to all. You guys make me feel much less weird. icon_smile.gif
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    May 05, 2008 7:33 PM GMT
    Me too. I feel much less wired!icon_wink.gif
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    May 06, 2008 10:30 AM GMT
    I feel normal for the first time in my life. icon_confused.gif
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    May 06, 2008 11:12 PM GMT
    my head hurts now icon_cry.gif
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    May 07, 2008 12:08 AM GMT
    Okay, McGay, improv theatre time...how would you respond to this e-mail that I just dredged up from my inbox - it personally left me at a loss:

    StrangeBird hiiiiiiiiiiiii saw ur pix i lykd it... can v chat if u dun mind.. waiting 4 ur reply
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    May 07, 2008 12:21 AM GMT
    I would have said

    f u cn rd ths g fck urslf
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    May 09, 2008 4:46 PM GMT
    McGay saidI would have said

    f u cn rd ths g fck urslf


    McGay for President!
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    May 10, 2008 9:46 AM GMT
    Gigaram said[quote]

    McGay for President!


    AND vice-president! In fact make it a totalitarian McGay state! WOOOO!
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    May 10, 2008 4:44 PM GMT
    "People aren't wering enough hats. Enough hats for what purpose?"

    Monty Python, The Meaning of Life.
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    May 10, 2008 4:47 PM GMT
    Boo Hoo Hoo no one e mail's me???


    Go on send me one just for a Laugh I dare ya!!!!!!
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    May 10, 2008 6:03 PM GMT
    Well, I have a hat. It say's lion tamer!