Response to Bachman's pray the gay away

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    Aug 21, 2011 2:01 AM GMT
    This was sent to me by a friend and is reportedly a blog posting in response to an interview with Michele Bachman's where she voiced her perspective on "praying the gay away". Even as a Christian myself, I thought it was hysterical! (I do not find her funny at all!)


    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

    [i]I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.
    1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
    2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
    3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev. 15:19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
    4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev. 1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
    5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
    6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this problem? Are there 'degrees' of abomination? Should I smite him?
    7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?
    8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
    9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
    10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev. 24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

    Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

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    Aug 21, 2011 2:08 AM GMT
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    Aug 21, 2011 2:19 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidmichele_for_web-model_medium.jpg?556


    Can I has the guy? You can keep the shirt...

    And I love the article, lots of room for smiting people ;)
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    Aug 21, 2011 2:37 AM GMT
    omg check out this ann coulter vid on the topic: http://joybehar.blogs.cnn.com/2011/07/27/ann-coulter-you-can-pray-the-gay-away/

    RIDICULOUS. "the same men who can be firemen" are you fucking kidding me. i almost was going to give her some props for denying that all gay men are necessarily effeminate, but then to hear her turn around and backtrack with a minute....

    what a fucking fameball.
  • builtthick1

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    Aug 21, 2011 4:27 AM GMT
    she's a freak, so is her husband. check out her Newsweek cover. She's pissed about it.
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    Aug 21, 2011 4:28 AM GMT
    Ann Coulter is such a fucking dumb piece of shit. How does someone so utterly unintelligent get on TV?

    I'm suddenly reminded of the Kardashians...
  • builtthick1

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    Aug 21, 2011 4:30 AM GMT
    Coulter is simply desperate for attention. Quit watching her. Maybe she'll go away.
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    Aug 21, 2011 4:37 AM GMT
    Why do bigots always have such successful tenure while the peacemakers/good people end up dieing of cancer or some other horrible and untimely death? I'm not wishing for her death, AT ALL. I just don't understand why we get stuck with the deadbeats, forever....
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    Aug 21, 2011 5:49 AM GMT
    I was actually sent to one of these clinics as a child, and I was absolutely disturbed by what I was being told at this place. I was told not to pleasure myself for 30 days, which I did! I said that didn't work, then I was told just to think about having sex with women when I pleasure myself. After that failed, I just stopped going because I figured out that it was all just a bunch of bullshit. These people are not Christians, how dare they try to change someone that God made them to be. They are a disgrace to the Christian faith, and I know that when Judgment Day comes, God will give them what they deserve.
  • Joeyphx444

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    Aug 21, 2011 9:25 AM GMT
    Of course this site is gonna focus on the neg and crazy ppl on the right icon_razz.gif

    What about Herman Cain, Jimmy McMillan and Mitt Romney?
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    Aug 21, 2011 11:57 AM GMT
    Joeyphx444 saidOf course this site is gonna focus on the neg and crazy ppl on the right icon_razz.gif

    What about Herman Cain, Jimmy McMillan and Mitt Romney?


    Do they receive federal funding to teach people not to be gay?

    The Bachmanns' willingness to exploit antigay sentiment is going to make them targets on a site like this.
  • CJAS

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    Aug 21, 2011 12:30 PM GMT
    An oldie but a goodie...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD52OlkKfNs
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    Aug 21, 2011 12:36 PM GMT


    This was my favorite show for years.... and this scene is delicious!
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    Aug 21, 2011 12:51 PM GMT
    Gaydar saidAnn Coulter is such a fucking dumb piece of shit. How does someone so utterly unintelligent get on TV?

    I'm suddenly reminded of the Kardashians...


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    Aug 21, 2011 4:46 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    LOL... I love this !



    hilarious!
  • LuckyGuyKC

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    Aug 21, 2011 5:24 PM GMT
    Thanks for the Jon Stewart Clip. Now my second favorite to the West Wing clip that someone else posted here and posted in any number of other RJ Forums. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 21, 2011 5:30 PM GMT
    I'm all for Praying Michelle Bachmann away too... but I think she's going to cancel herself from the race anyway. Did you hear that she said on some radio interview that the Soviet Union was still a threat to the United States?

    THE SOVIET FUCKING UNION!!! icon_lol.gificon_rolleyes.gif


    At least Palin was able to see an existing country from her window.
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    Aug 21, 2011 6:02 PM GMT
    sahem62896 saidI'm all for Praying Michelle Bachmann away too... but I think she's going to cancel herself from the race anyway. Did you hear that she said on some radio interview that the Soviet Union was still a threat to the United States?

    THE SOVIET FUCKING UNION!!! icon_lol.gificon_rolleyes.gif

    At least Palin was able to see an existing country from her window.

    Would you grant that it was probably a slip of the tongue? We don't hear as much about the Russian Federation today compared to the news about the USSR during much of Bachmann's adult life.

    Could this be similar to Obama stating that HE VISITED 57 FUCKING STATES?
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    Aug 21, 2011 6:28 PM GMT
    In 2012, we will vote the socialist dumbass away.
  • BeingThePhoen...

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    Aug 21, 2011 6:35 PM GMT
    JackNWNJ saidIn 2012, we will vote the socialist dumbass away.

    Sorry to tell you, but that's not gonna happen with his current opponents.
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    Aug 21, 2011 7:01 PM GMT
    sahem62896 saidI'm all for Praying Michelle Bachmann away too... but I think she's going to cancel herself from the race anyway. Did you hear that she said on some radio interview that the Soviet Union was still a threat to the United States?

    THE SOVIET FUCKING UNION!!! icon_lol.gificon_rolleyes.gif


    At least Palin was able to see an existing country from her window.


    That's why she's conservative, you know, to conserve things that aren't there any more? icon_lol.gif
  • Joeyphx444

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    Aug 22, 2011 2:22 AM GMT
    BeingThePhoenix said
    JackNWNJ saidIn 2012, we will vote the socialist dumbass away.

    Sorry to tell you, but that's not gonna happen with his current opponents.


    Which means we AGAIN vote for the lesser of 2 evils icon_razz.gif
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    Aug 22, 2011 2:38 AM GMT
    Let Bachmann go right ahead and make all the outlandish remarks she likes. Bachmann is not right for the job and people will realize this with each new insipid remark she utters. Intelligent people realize more than ever how important it is to select a competent candidate in 2012. I think people are mindful now about the repercussions of a bad hire. People don't want another poor choice for president, and Bachmann isn't going to be the Republican nominee.

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    Aug 22, 2011 2:40 AM GMT
    Jockbod48 saidLet Bachmann go right ahead and make all the outlandish remarks she likes. Bachmann is not right for the job and people will realize this with each new insipid remark she utters. Intelligent people realize more than ever how important it is to select a competent candidate in 2012.

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    Absolutely agree.
  • dancedancekj

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    Aug 22, 2011 3:00 AM GMT
    socalfitness saidCould this be similar to Obama stating that HE VISITED 57 FUCKING STATES?


    Shoo, go learn some new tricks you old dog.

    I love having Obama as an orator, although anything would have been better after Dubya. Bachmann has proven herself to be mindfully and stubbornly ignorant, and gives no indication otherwise (John Quincy Adams is the perfect example). At least Obama corrected himself later, instead of denying it ad nauseum.