Why you should never end your sentences with a preposition.

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    May 06, 2008 12:47 PM GMT
    Because of this pesky little incident with prostate cancer, Firecat got me a gift certificate. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

    After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the shaman, and wondered what I was in for. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected.

    You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will be longer and harder than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

    I was encouraged. As he walked away, I turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

    "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' the shaman responded. "But when he does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

    I was eager to see if it worked. I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited Firecat to join me in the bedroom. When she ame in, I took off my clothes and said, "1-2-3!"

    Immediately, I was the manliest of men. Firecat was excited and began throwing off his clothes in wild abandon. And then he asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

    And that, my fellow RJers, is why you should never end your sentences with a preposition.
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    May 06, 2008 1:08 PM GMT
    hahahaha!

    I just came back to my apartment after pulling an all nighter on campus and this made me literally laugh out loud...i think I woke my roommates up LoL!!
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    May 06, 2008 1:13 PM GMT
    What are you laughing out loud for?
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    May 06, 2008 1:17 PM GMT
    ROFL...I was getting ready to hop on a plane.
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    May 06, 2008 2:15 PM GMT
    ShawnTO saidROFL...I was getting ready to hop on a plane.


    when's the next full moon??? .... icon_biggrin.gif
  • ShawnTX

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    May 06, 2008 2:17 PM GMT
    26 days baby, just in time for my move to Houston. Looks like I'll be making a detour on the way down. icon_wink.gif
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    May 06, 2008 2:24 PM GMT
    ROFL, oh I hate those pesky little buggers. You never know where you're going to find them at! Oops, there I did it again icon_smile.gif

    Caslon, you have way too much time on your hands, well but then again, you have nothing else to do until the next moon!
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    May 06, 2008 3:53 PM GMT
    Caslon,

    You must impress on Firecat that incorrect grammar is something up with which you will not put. icon_wink.gif
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    May 06, 2008 4:37 PM GMT
    olden saidCaslon,

    You must impress on Firecat that incorrect grammar is something up with which you will not put. icon_wink.gif


    Indeed! Do you think one slip up like this will condition him to watch his grammar? .... icon_wink.gif
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    May 06, 2008 4:44 PM GMT
    Oh, and for the record, gentlemen, because Caslon went the radiation treatment route, Caslon still wakes up with morning wood that would make a 17 year old proud! But curiously enough, that is the only time it is rock hard. And Caslon still can enjoy orgasms. But they are a soft warm diffusion thruout the body. However, Caslon doesnt want any ED meds until everything else is out of his body. He has had quite enough of side effects...I hear viagra gives some guys headaches...cialis is supposed to be better. ...And some guys give themselves injections right into their dicks!!!!... icon_eek.gif ...I am glad I wont need that. Those morning woods show Caslon's still works, He just has to see how well when this is all over.

    Oh, and another 40 year old just joined Caslon's prostate cancer support group. Gentlemen, get checked...get checked early. Fuck the doctor, dont let him delay your test. There is no harm getting the test early. It could kill you not to.

    Early detection, easier treatment.
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    May 06, 2008 4:50 PM GMT
    Oh but surely he will pay the closest attention to his wording in the future. After all, what grammatical inconsistencies he may tend to inadvertently articulate shall only pale in comparison to the misfortunate loss of sexual gratification he might experience if verbalizing in proper sentence structure.

    Or he might just say....screw you! In either case, mission accomplished!
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    May 06, 2008 4:59 PM GMT
    he also knows if he puts out, he gets the car door opened for him .... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 06, 2008 5:09 PM GMT
    Oh ye bitter man! LOL
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    May 06, 2008 8:39 PM GMT
    see, and i was totally buying into this story too... icon_lol.gif
  • auryn

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    May 06, 2008 8:55 PM GMT
    caslon saidOh, and for the record, gentlemen, because Caslon went the radiation treatment route, Caslon still wakes up with morning wood that would make a 17 year old proud! But curiously enough, that is the only time it is rock hard. And Caslon still can enjoy orgasms. But they are a soft warm diffusion thruout the body. However, Caslon doesnt want any ED meds until everything else is out of his body. He has had quite enough of side effects...I hear viagra gives some guys headaches...cialis is supposed to be better. ...And some guys give themselves injections right into their dicks!!!!... icon_eek.gif ...I am glad I wont need that. Those morning woods show Caslon's still works, He just has to see how well when this is all over.

    Oh, and another 40 year old just joined Caslon's prostate cancer support group. Gentlemen, get checked...get checked early. Fuck the doctor, dont let him delay your test. There is no harm getting the test early. It could kill you not to.

    Early detection, easier treatment.


    And I thought I was the king of TMI. I bow to your prowess, Oh Master.
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    May 07, 2008 9:32 AM GMT
    So what happened when the next full moon was on? Did firecat stop saying for? I hope this time he gets it in. icon_cool.gif