Discussion: If you could be the creator of your own country, what would you do? (Go crazy and get creative! or stay serious - or both!)

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    Aug 23, 2011 5:06 AM GMT
    I would:

    1. Make prostitution legal.
    2. Allow adoption for anyone as long as they can financially support the kid(s)
    3. Make same sex marriage legal and provide them with benefits just as straight couples.
    4. Create two armies... one gay army and one straight army and train them agianst each other to see what happens. lol... that would be epic.
    5. Create a condo in the body of brent corrigan.
    6. Make a BIG RAINBOW act as the border of the country.

    add on.
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    Aug 23, 2011 5:09 AM GMT
    I would require licensure to rear children.
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    Aug 23, 2011 5:41 AM GMT
    I would ban children.

    If anyone decided to get pregnant, they would be arrested, aborted and released with a mouthful of birth control pills.

    I would make it illegal to NOT report someone who has gotten pregnant.

    I would institute a Maximum Age.

    I would institute a Maximum Wealth.

    I would make extreme assholic behaviour punishable by law. Judges would be appointed by myself.

    I would make suicide legal and provide assistance to a painless and well-timed exit.

    The punishment for homophobia is public wanking by a guy in front of guys. Or public frigging by a girl in front of girls (if it's a female homophobe).

    All text would be blue.

    I would make cookies and ice cream healthy. Meat would be easier to prepare and clean up.

    All muscular men are tops, all bottoms are skinnier. Fat can be either.

    Universal healthcare, including laser hair removal provided free.

    Anime is STRICTLY banned.

    Video games and comics would have much higher standards. No more stupid nonsense to appeal to the low standards of the masses.

    Movies wouldn't have nonsensical happenings to create a big dramatic effect. They would be forced to start making sense and be reasonable. Otherwise the whole thing gets scrapped.

    In fact, the motto of the country would be "In Sense we trust".
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    Aug 23, 2011 12:53 PM GMT
    _Mohamed_ saidI would:

    1. Make prostitution legal.
    2. Allow adoption for anyone as long as they can financially support the kid(s)
    3. Make same sex marriage legal and provide them with benefits just as straight couples.
    4. Create two armies... one gay army and one straight army and train them agianst each other to see what happens. lol... that would be epic.
    5. Create a condo in the body of brent corrigan.
    6. Make a BIG RAINBOW act as the border of the country.

    add on.


    Most of these things already happen in Canada (though the military is mixed)
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    Aug 23, 2011 12:57 PM GMT
    EliStark saidI would require licensure to rear children.

    QFT
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    Aug 23, 2011 1:18 PM GMT
    No churches, mosques or temples. No public displays of religious affiliation. No evangelizing of any sort. Freakism and creativity to be encouraged. Good health to be rewarded. Charity to be rewarded. Most crucial jobs to be rewarded - imagine life without sanitation departments as opposed to hairdressers.
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    Aug 23, 2011 1:23 PM GMT
    Shoot the christians!

    Closely followed by any other religious zealots!

    Throw a party!

    Organise society to put it's energy into useful things, like advancing our civilisation, working out how to cure diseases, develop advanced space travel, look at ways to enhance society and it's peoples

    Rather then try to rip everything down because it's not what some arse hole "god" said it should be in a book written by man!

    Then, I'd give everyone equal rights and if people felt this was wrong, I've give them no rights since if they aren't good enough for everyone no one should get them!


    And I'd create a naughty corner and put the bitches there until the apologised and learnt how to behave themselves!

    OOOOH and I'd bring back whipping with jug cords, wooden spoon beatings and general belt usage... Cuase I bloody well got it and if it's good enough for me well... you can all have it!!!!!!!

    And coffee time would be every hour on the hour!!!
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    Aug 23, 2011 1:26 PM GMT
    First of all I would make you Governor.icon_wink.gif

    Then:

    1- I would implement heavy sanctions to corporations that would ship jobs overseas.

    2-Limit the volume/percentage of annual imports to just 5% in order to protect the native industries.

    3- Invest in the education system.

    4- Create a super healthcare system that will be offered to all citizens who cannot afford to buy private insurance.

    5- Abolish lawyers. (I have an entire law firm that caters to all my legal needs and listening to some of their decisions makes me want to set their luxurious building on fire.)

    6- I will try to create some sort of pre-crime unit like in the movie Minority Report. And no, "the precogs" would not be Miss Cleo, Kenny Kingston or Silvia Browne.

    7 -Prohibit Reality Shows. Seriously enough is enough.




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    Aug 23, 2011 1:53 PM GMT
    Lostboy said
    _Mohamed_ saidI would:

    1. Make prostitution legal.
    2. Allow adoption for anyone as long as they can financially support the kid(s)
    3. Make same sex marriage legal and provide them with benefits just as straight couples.
    4. Create two armies... one gay army and one straight army and train them agianst each other to see what happens. lol... that would be epic.
    5. Create a condo in the body of brent corrigan.
    6. Make a BIG RAINBOW act as the border of the country.

    add on.


    Most of these things already happen in Canada (though the military is mixed)


    I know eh? Thank god USSR couldn't penetrate our rainbow border wall during the cold war.
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    Aug 23, 2011 2:02 PM GMT
    1- Mandatory sterilization at the age of puberty. Reversal of the process would require passing multiple intelligence and aptitude tests.

    2- Death by rabid honey badger for enyone found popping the collar.

    3- Make pot a legal and taxable cash crop.

    4- Any politician who runs on a "family values" platform and gets caught fucking around gets suffocated by Linda Tripp's fat twat.
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    Aug 24, 2011 5:07 AM GMT
    The_Guerrilla_Sodomite said
    2- Death by rabid honey badger for enyone found popping the collar.


    I got excited for a moment thinking you were requiring citizens to wear collars