Backyard Tanning

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    Aug 23, 2011 7:44 AM GMT
    I tend to tan in my backyard when weather permits. My backyard is closed off from others to see. The only people that can actually see me are the people who I presume run a business next door (2 story building) Is it wrong that I tan with them next door? I tan in my trunks. What do you guys think? Do they have the right to call the cops on me?
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    Aug 23, 2011 7:49 AM GMT
    I don't see the problem of doing that. You are in your property and no naked so I think it is ok.
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    Aug 23, 2011 8:20 AM GMT
    Baby Jesus can see you.
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    Aug 23, 2011 8:21 AM GMT
    I'm guessing you're not telling the entire truth
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    Aug 23, 2011 8:25 AM GMT
    kalexxx416 saidI tend to tan in my backyard when weather permits. My backyard is closed off from others to see. The only people that can actually see me are the people who I presume run a business next door (2 story building) Is it wrong that I tan with them next door? I tan in my trunks. What do you guys think? Do they have the right to call the cops on me?


    How short are the shorts? Are they as concealing as your no-pic profile you'll be invisible. Where do you live? Even tanning nude inside your fence should be OK in most of the world. Is the next door business a day-care, or a school? Do you masturbate furiously while tanning?
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    Aug 23, 2011 8:44 AM GMT
    I just tan and as not telling the whole story, I am. My trunks are just ur basic underwear trunks. They are black. As for the business I think its a tax/realtor business.
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    Aug 23, 2011 9:00 AM GMT
    Why the hell would they call the cops?

    The only reason I can think someone might is if you were naked and masturbating in view of children. If you're in trunks sunbathing in your back yard then you aren't committing any crimes and it's up to them if they look or not.
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    Aug 23, 2011 2:20 PM GMT
    used to sunbake nekkid in my backyard (edit: if people had or have a problem with that tough shit, its my freaking property!) when the house behind mine was unoccupied or used as a share-house rental but had to stop when a family bought the house and moved in with young children...because the little sh...angels were/are always climbing up (edit: the 8-10 feet tall fence) and staring over the fence, teasing my dog and generally being annoying. icon_mad.gif

    Btw to clarify they never saw anything they shouldn't have (though their father did once, he didn't seem to mind though icon_twisted.gif ) as I always kept a towel nearby and if I heard the kids playing in their backyard I'd wrap it around my waist and go back into my house.
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    Aug 23, 2011 10:30 PM GMT
    There is nothing illegal about tanning in trunks or briefs. Women get to do it. As long as your privates are covered, it dosnt matter how short the shorts are. It seems like guys are starting to act like there thighs are sex organs....
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    Aug 23, 2011 10:31 PM GMT
    Nothing wrong with that...hell ppl tan in open parks all the time w no problem.
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    Aug 23, 2011 10:44 PM GMT
    What you do in your fenced in back yard is your own personal business. Whether you tan in shorts or in speedos, it should not really matter to any of the neighbors. Some of these nosy, conservative prudes need to go get themselves a life.
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    Aug 23, 2011 10:48 PM GMT
    I mow my yard with just a pair of shorts, unless you are nude, who cares... .. and if you are nude.. who SHOULD care...LOL

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    Aug 24, 2011 9:25 PM GMT
    Now nudity goes too far and it is totally unacceptable. If you are going to be naked, make sure your back yard has a high enough privacy fence. Nudity is disgusting.
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    Aug 24, 2011 9:51 PM GMT
    Chaa_xwvn saidBaby Jesus can see you.

    This.

    Be ashamed. Very ashamed.
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    Aug 24, 2011 9:58 PM GMT
    Chaa_xwvn saidBaby Jesus can see you.


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    Aug 24, 2011 10:26 PM GMT
    There is a bathouse is midtown Atlanta that has a outdoor area where you can sit around naked.. There are also hi rise buildings blocks away. AT&T is one of them. Can you amagine how many office workers have telescopes in there offices? Im sure these people get a eyefull.. But. On the otherhand.. With all the fat slobs that hang out there, im sure they loose there lunch as well LOL.
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    Aug 24, 2011 10:31 PM GMT
    I don't really understand this- has someone actually called the cops on you or are you contemplating it might happen? If you are only tanning in your trunks then it is nothing that would not be seen at a public pool or beach.
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    Aug 24, 2011 10:46 PM GMT
    I've always considered myself pretty conservative and I've been known to hang out nekkid in my backyard jacuzzi. I have an office building and some neighbors that could see me if they were REALLY trying to. I always figured if they saw anything, it would be because they were going out of their way to see it. So as for you, I can't imagine why tanning in your own backyard wearing shorts would be a problem.
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    Aug 25, 2011 5:58 AM GMT
    Mundane troll is surprisingly amusing!
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    Aug 25, 2011 6:21 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidMundane troll is surprisingly amusing!


    Is it possible to call the cops for a stupid thread? Surely this blatant banality is breaking some kind of law or zoning code?!?!?!?!?
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    Aug 25, 2011 6:40 AM GMT
    Shoot, after my long bike rides in the hills of Austin, I would park the bike in the side yard, step in the back yard and take an outdoor shower. the way I figure it was no more worst then people in a pool. As for tanning in your backyard that should be fine in just about any state
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    Aug 25, 2011 6:54 AM GMT
    roadbikeRob saidNow nudity goes too far and it is totally unacceptable. If you are going to be naked, make sure your back yard has a high enough privacy fence. Nudity is disgusting.


    I like to go to a crowded department store, drop my pants and do that helicopter thing.

    Public nudity is HOT.
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    Aug 25, 2011 6:56 AM GMT
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    Ariodante saidMundane troll is surprisingly amusing!


    Is it possible to call the cops for a stupid thread?


    Only if the resulting outcome promises to end in an early to mid 90's cop porn configuration.
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    Aug 25, 2011 7:25 AM GMT
    This is quite the most bizarre thread. But I am very pleased by the idea of some little corn-fed american boy who thinks that the police could be called from him sunbathing.

    Even if he only exists in someoneĀ“s mind
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    Aug 27, 2011 8:16 AM GMT
    Iceblink saidI don't really understand this- has someone actually called the cops on you or are you contemplating it might happen? If you are only tanning in your trunks then it is nothing that would not be seen at a public pool or beach.


    He is worryed that he will get arrested or offend his "business" neighbors because of his shorts are showing to much "THIGH". That is the way society thinks today. If your born past 1980s your trained to keep your legs covered past the knee..