AMAZING Overheard Cell Phone Conversations

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    Aug 25, 2011 12:22 AM GMT
    OK, you're sitting somewhere and someone is talking loud on their cell phone. You're part of the conversation because they're talking so loud that you can't avoid it. This is what happened tonight.

    An older man, probably in his late 70s, came into a restaurant and ordered a beer and some ribs to go. He seemed like a nice old man just getting take-out for him and his wife. Here is the jest of his conversation he had with his son on his cell phone:

    "Hi, I'm calling you to tell you that I'm leaving your mother."
    "She started going onto my computer and checking emails and found out I had a friend in Connecticut."
    "I can't live my life like this. I gave your mother 56 good years of my life. Trust me, I went way out of my way to make that woman happy. This is no way for me to live."
    "I want to do something with my life. I could have been an entertainer. I still have a few good years in my life."
    "All of this just because I went and got myself a blow job. I can't live my life like this anymore with her in my business all the time."
    "Listen to me, I'm sure there are things that you keep private. I killed people in the war, I don't talk about."
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    "Anyway, I'm going home now to pack my bags. Just thought I'd let you know."

    I was stunned. Have you ever been forced to hear crazy conversations? What about?

    Edit: Oh, then he called his girlfriend in CT and told her the things he wanted to do to her.
  • commoncoll

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    Aug 25, 2011 12:24 AM GMT
    I love to listen to other people talk in public, on phones or to each other.
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    Aug 25, 2011 12:27 AM GMT
    This is part of the reason I'm getting a smartphone soon. Texting is a pain in the ass, but talking about private matters in public is just not my style.
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    Aug 25, 2011 12:34 AM GMT
    You and everyone else around him wouldn't have to hear his conversation if he were texting. icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 25, 2011 12:41 AM GMT
    I loved it back in the days when cellphones and cordless phones were analog, and I could listen in with my scanner. The best time to listen to cellphones was at 2am, right after the bars closed.
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    Aug 25, 2011 12:45 AM GMT
    Woman pacing back and forth talking on her cell in front of my business, as I'm sitting just inside the door:

    "There ain't nothing wrong with my pussy mutha fucker. That's supposed to hang like that. Some people call them "meat curtains", and most guys would be thankful I gots um cause that should feel good on yo dick. You must be gay or sumpin."
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    Aug 25, 2011 12:47 AM GMT
    wildtype87 saidYou and everyone else around him wouldn't have to hear his conversation if he were texting. icon_wink.gif
    True. But in all fairness, hat's not exactly a conversation that should be communicated via text.
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    Aug 25, 2011 12:48 AM GMT
    Scruffypup saidWoman pacing back and forth talking on her cell in front of my business, as I'm sitting just inside the door:

    "There ain't nothing wrong with my pussy mutha fucker. That's supposed to hang like that. Some people call them "meat curtains", and most guys would be thankful I gots um cause that should feel good on yo dick. You must be gay or sumpin."


    OMG!!! I would have died!!
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    Aug 25, 2011 12:51 AM GMT
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    Scruffypup saidWoman pacing back and forth talking on her cell in front of my business, as I'm sitting just inside the door:

    "There ain't nothing wrong with my pussy mutha fucker. That's supposed to hang like that. Some people call them "meat curtains", and most guys would be thankful I gots um cause that should feel good on yo dick. You must be gay or sumpin."


    OMG!!! I would have died!!



    Oh that's nothing. It's a gallery, so if you're on the sidewalk, your voice echoes like crazy inside. Sounds like they're right inside.
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    Aug 25, 2011 12:53 AM GMT
    Scruffypup saidWoman pacing back and forth talking on her cell in front of my business, as I'm sitting just inside the door:

    "There ain't nothing wrong with my pussy mutha fucker. That's supposed to hang like that. Some people call them "meat curtains", and most guys would be thankful I gots um cause that should feel good on yo dick. You must be gay or sumpin."


    OMG. I'd probably would have stood up and laughed out loud and said, "You didn't just say that out loud did you hun?"
  • mizu5

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    Aug 25, 2011 12:58 AM GMT
    This wasn't on the phone

    But a few nights ago I was at a gay bar clsoe to my house with some friends and I overheards this:

    "So, like, my boyffriend wanted to try some new stuff so we brought in a girl. I don't rememember much"

    friend: "what do you mean you don't remember much?"

    "Well like, I had a drink or two to calm down, and All I remember is crying a lot as I ate her out"

    friend "Do you think the saltiness of a tear is enough to burn that bitches pussy?"


    My friends and I had tot ry very hard not to laugh too much.
  • Chele

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    Aug 25, 2011 1:14 AM GMT
    Not a conversation per say but a voice message for my dad.

    " [My dad's name]
    *man crying*
    She's gone, my baby's gone.
    I'm so happy
    *half laugh half cry*
    She doesn't have to suffer anymore
    I just don't understand why her, what did she do to anyone?
    it's not fair!
    Anyway, she's gone now
    Please pray for her"

    BEEP

    Dad and I came home to find that message on our answering machine. That was his friend letting us know his teenage daughter had just died.
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    Aug 25, 2011 1:17 AM GMT
    Chele saidNot a conversation per say but a voice message for my dad.

    " [My dad's name]
    *man crying*
    She's gone, my baby's gone.
    I'm so happy
    *half laugh half cry*
    She doesn't have to suffer anymore
    I just don't understand why her, what did she do to anyone?
    it's not fair!
    Anyway, she's gone now
    Please pray for her"

    BEEP

    Dad and I came home to find that message on our answering machine. That was his friend letting us know his teenage daughter had just died.


    That's very tragic. I hope you or your father was able to console him.
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    Aug 25, 2011 1:29 AM GMT
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    Chele saidNot a conversation per say but a voice message for my dad.

    " [My dad's name]
    *man crying*
    ....
    ....
    died.


    That's very tragic. I hope you or your father was able to console him.


    We were on a flight back home, hence he'd left a message. We couldn't console him but dad's got a tight bunch of friends who stepped up right away. We were all prepared for the worst and had seen it coming, it was just a matter of time really. Just really sad that she was only 14.
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    Aug 25, 2011 1:51 AM GMT
    Guy sitting on the toilet in the stall next to mine...doing a phone interview for a job!! Never mind the toilets flushing every 30 seconds or so. He asked the person he was talking to hold on a second so he could finish cleaning up and get his pants back on. Could NOT believe it. This was a public restroom in a lobby for a large office building..I guess that's safer than doing it from his desk but it still seemed to lack any class.
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    Aug 25, 2011 2:25 AM GMT
    DavePhx1007 saidGuy sitting on the toilet in the stall next to mine...doing a phone interview for a job!! Never mind the toilets flushing every 30 seconds or so. He asked the person he was talking to hold on a second so he could finish cleaning up and get his pants back on. Could NOT believe it. This was a public restroom in a lobby for a large office building..I guess that's safer than doing it from his desk but it still seemed to lack any class.



    I would hope that he would have shown more class. I would have a hard time hiring him to work for my company.
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    Aug 25, 2011 3:28 AM GMT
    Scruffypup saidWoman pacing back and forth talking on her cell in front of my business, as I'm sitting just inside the door:

    "There ain't nothing wrong with my pussy mutha fucker. That's supposed to hang like that. Some people call them "meat curtains", and most guys would be thankful I gots um cause that should feel good on yo dick. You must be gay or sumpin."


    Holy shit! This is hilarious.
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    Aug 25, 2011 3:54 AM GMT
    This was at my grocery store on monday at 7pm. Two women and a man shopping. as they walk past me man says "I am not too drunk to know you got the wrong cheese bitch"