President O'Bama Can Do Bad All BY Himself!

  • ZacktheMan

    Posts: 340

    Aug 27, 2011 3:26 PM GMT
    There can only be THE ONE.

    President O'Bama IS The ONE!


    And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land
    Called America , having lost their morals, their initiative, and their
    Will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that
    Person known as "The One."



    He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He
    Hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you." My lack
    Of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my
    Association with evil doers are of no consequence. I shall save you
    With Hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the
    Land that he who proceeded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation,
    And that all he has built must be destroyed. And the people rejoiced,
    For even though they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised
    That it was good; and they believed. And "The One" said " We live in
    The greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!"
    And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"
    Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats." And the
    People said "Sock it to them!" "And redistribute their wealth." And
    The people said, "Show us the money!" And the he said, "
    Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody.."



    And Joe the plumber asked, " Are you kidding me? You're going to
    Steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??" And "The One"
    Ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized.
    One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And she was
    Banished from the Kingdom's press corps ".



    Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and
    Having zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with
    Radical terrorists?" And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with
    Them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they
    Will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!" And the people
    Said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons
    Into free cars for the people!"



    Then "The One" said "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes." And one,
    lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes." So "The One"
    said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!"
    And the people said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"
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    Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell
    your homes!" And the people yawned and the slumping housing market
    collapsed. And He said. "I shall mandate employer-funded health care
    for every worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every
    person unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the
    clinics." And the people said, "Give me some of that!"
    Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
    And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"



    Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and
    electricity rates will skyrocket!" And the people said, "Coal is
    dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part
    about higher electric rates." So "The One" said, Not to worry. If
    your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out.
    Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!"

    Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's
    grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches,
    free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing..." And
    the people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!


    And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and
    ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others
    simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto
    a rock dropped from a cliff.
    The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a
    crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support.



    Then "The One" said, "I am the "the Chosen One"- The Messiah - and I'm here
    to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have
    enough!" But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. "Wait a
    minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of rotten grapes! You will have
    to pay more... And "The One" said, "Wait a minute. That is
    not fair!!"

    And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic
    programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and
    a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!"


    And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?" But yea
    verily, it was too late. And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope. And the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.

    And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish,
    "give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!" But it was too
    late, and their homeland was no more.

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    You may think this a fairy tale, but it's not.
    It's happening RIGHT NOW

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    THE END
  • HndsmKansan

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    Aug 27, 2011 3:30 PM GMT
    I'd rather not take it at all...

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  • ZacktheMan

    Posts: 340

    Aug 27, 2011 3:40 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidI'd rather not take it at all...

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    I took that part out because it was the only part written by me, and none of it was not written by me.
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    Aug 27, 2011 4:02 PM GMT
    ZacktheMan said
    HndsmKansan saidI'd rather not take it at all...

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    I took that part out because it was the only part written by me, and none of it was not written by me.
    Oh thats right.. you're the holy roller in here. I forgot!
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    Aug 27, 2011 4:14 PM GMT
    Is this yet another incarnation of the REAPER?



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    Aug 27, 2011 4:18 PM GMT
    Is the hurricane making you all post shit today? icon_evil.gif
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    Aug 27, 2011 5:36 PM GMT
    Upper_Canadian saidIs this yet another incarnation of the REAPER?



    No, its a straight, republican fundie poster stirring up shit.
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    Aug 29, 2011 3:23 PM GMT
    Yes look at what his hope and change has done to America.......