Guideline: "Meeting Your Future Husband on RealJock"

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  1. You read about each other's posts on RJ. You talk to each other on the forum.
  
  2. You check out his pictures and his profile, and realize that he is really cute and interesting as well. You may or may not hotlist him, depending on your style.
  (You might even deliberately not-hotlisting him since for some RJers it's the kiss of death)
  
  3. You send him a RJ private mail. You start to talk about your passions and things in life. You start to grow attached.
  
  4. You exchange facebook accounts.
  
  5. You start IMing on AIM or RJ.
  
  6. You start texting each other.
  
  7. You start talking on the phone.
  
  8. You cam each other online on RJ, or facetime on apple, or Skype.
  
  9. You finally meet each other, perhaps during one of those chicago or new york or south cali meet ups. Perhaps just by yourselves.
  
  10. You have a great time with each other, but you don't live very close to each other. You keep chatting on phone, or on RJ, and pretty much everything from steps 1-8.
  
  11. A major breakthrough happens and you guys are living in the same city!
  
  12. You guys go out for an official date. You kiss on the first date.
  (Oh stop it with the judgment. It was okay because it was meant to be)
  
  13. You guys have sex
  ( FINALLY!!!!! You've wanted to do this ever since step 2 may I add. How pitiful ).
  
  14. You date, you do stuff together, etc. Years pass. yadayadayada....
  
  15. He asks you to marry him and you guys spend your lives together.
  
  
  THE END
  

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  Aug 31, 2011 5:48 AM GMT

  14 and 15 revised...
  
  14: Now that 13 is complete, you do stuff together so you can get more of 13.
  
  15. You move in together to get even more of 13, eventually getting burned out and realizing that 13 is all you really ever wanted, and the sex stops...then a few months later you end up parting ways.
  
  

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  Aug 31, 2011 11:11 AM GMT

  That is exactly(almost) how it went down with my man and I. Now we ere waiting in the adoption process.

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  Aug 31, 2011 11:12 AM GMT

  paulflexes said14 and 15 revised...
  
  14: Now that 13 is complete, you do stuff together so you can get more of 13.
  
  15. You move in together to get even more of 13, eventually getting burned out and realizing that 13 is all you really ever wanted, and the sex stops...then a few months later you end up parting ways.
  
  

  
  
  you're not jaded and bitter at all

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  Aug 31, 2011 11:15 AM GMT

  When do we get to start doing meth and attending underground preteen sex parties with Southbeach?

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  Trollileo said

  Kalifornication saidThat is exactly(almost) how it went down with my man and I. Now we ere waiting in the adoption process.

  You actually meant someone worth marrying on RJ? I'm shocked! Just kidding.
  
  I hope you get to raise your very own child soon.

  
  
  Crazy huh??? I met him here almost 5.5 years ago. Never thought I would meet someone on an Internet site, but I did.
  
  He is an amazing and great man.
  
  Thanks Trollileo!!

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  Aug 31, 2011 11:23 AM GMT

  paulflexes said14 and 15 revised...
  
  14: Now that 13 is complete, you do stuff together so you can get more of 13.
  
  15. You move in together to get even more of 13, eventually getting burned out and realizing that 13 is all you really ever wanted, and the sex stops...then a few months later you end up parting ways.
  
  

  
  
  I said future husband, not future ex-lover.

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  Aug 31, 2011 11:40 AM GMT

  danisnotstr8 saidWhen do we get to start doing meth and attending underground preteen sex parties with Southbeach?

  
  
  
  This is so...horrible, and funny!!

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  Aug 31, 2011 11:41 AM GMT

  Kalifornication said

  Trollileo said

  Kalifornication saidThat is exactly(almost) how it went down with my man and I. Now we ere waiting in the adoption process.

  You actually meant someone worth marrying on RJ? I'm shocked! Just kidding.
  
  I hope you get to raise your very own child soon.

  
  
  Crazy huh??? I met him here almost 5.5 years ago. Never thought I would meet someone on an Internet site, but I did.
  
  He is an amazing and great man.
  
  Thanks Trollileo!!

  
  
  Aw! RJ existed that long ago? I didn't know...

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  Aug 31, 2011 11:56 AM GMT

  i need to meet more RJ ppl in person! husband, where are you? lol

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  Aug 31, 2011 12:27 PM GMT

  zsocerstar saidi need to meet more RJ ppl in person! husband, where are you? lol

  
  I have met him already. He just doesn't know that he is my future hubby yet, Muahahahaha.

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  Aug 31, 2011 1:53 PM GMT

  waimea said

  Kalifornication said

  Trollileo said

  Kalifornication saidThat is exactly(almost) how it went down with my man and I. Now we ere waiting in the adoption process.

  You actually meant someone worth marrying on RJ? I'm shocked! Just kidding.
  
  I hope you get to raise your very own child soon.

  
  
  Crazy huh??? I met him here almost 5.5 years ago. Never thought I would meet someone on an Internet site, but I did.
  
  He is an amazing and great man.
  
  Thanks Trollileo!!

  
  
  Aw! RJ existed that long ago? I didn't know...

  
  
  RJ is so old that it was DOS format with a green text and you used a word processor.

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  Aug 31, 2011 1:55 PM GMT

  "Hello husband! Where are you?? I'm waiting!!"

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  Aug 31, 2011 2:17 PM GMT

  turtleneckjock said"Hello husband! Where are you?? I'm waiting!!"

  
  Are you not talking to a very specific member that you THINK there might be mutual attraction going on?
  
  You don't need many guys...you only need that ONE.

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  Aug 31, 2011 2:23 PM GMT

  waimea said

  zsocerstar saidi need to meet more RJ ppl in person! husband, where are you? lol

  
  I have met him already. He just doesn't know that he is my future hubby yet, Muahahahaha.

  
  
  well i have several that are like that i guess haha.
  
  
  let me advertise better.. i cook, i clean, i'm very domestic, have a sex drive hard to match, i'm athletic... etc.. haha..
  
  I need to move out of NC

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  Aug 31, 2011 2:29 PM GMT

  zsocerstar said

  waimea said

  zsocerstar saidi need to meet more RJ ppl in person! husband, where are you? lol

  
  I have met him already. He just doesn't know that he is my future hubby yet, Muahahahaha.

  
  
  well i have several that are like that i guess haha.
  
  let me advertise better.. i cook, i clean, i'm very domestic, have a sex drive hard to match, i'm athletic... etc.. haha..
  
  I need to move out of NC

  
  
  OMG. No shame. *SMH* No shame!!
  
  ...............
  
  ...............Marrrrry me!!!! LOL

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  Aug 31, 2011 2:29 PM GMT

  I might add that if you don't want to set yourself up for disappointment, make sure the potential husband's profile is "verified" somewhere between stages 1 ......and 1.

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  silverfox saidI might add that if you don't want to set yourself up for disappointment, make sure the potential husband's profile is "verified" somewhere between stages 1 ......and 1.

  
  But look at profiles like BELLOO or BELLO or Tynificent. They all turned out to fakes.

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  Aug 31, 2011 2:33 PM GMT

  silverfox saidI might add that if you don't want to set yourself up for disappointment, make sure the potential husband's profile is "verified" somewhere between stages 1 ......and 1.

  
  
  HAHA this +1

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  Aug 31, 2011 3:05 PM GMT

  Aww how sweet.

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  JoshTPDX said

  silverfox saidI might add that if you don't want to set yourself up for disappointment, make sure the potential husband's profile is "verified" somewhere between stages 1 ......and 1.

  
  
  HAHA this +1

  
  
  THere have been people ive met who were not verified but real, and there are many fake verified profiles. I would suggest the cam, hard to fake that lol!

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  Aug 31, 2011 3:39 PM GMT

  Kalifornication said

  Trollileo said

  Kalifornication saidThat is exactly(almost) how it went down with my man and I. Now we ere waiting in the adoption process.

  You actually meant someone worth marrying on RJ? I'm shocked! Just kidding.
  
  I hope you get to raise your very own child soon.

  
  
  Crazy huh??? I met him here almost 5.5 years ago. Never thought I would meet someone on an Internet site, but I did.
  
  He is an amazing and great man.
  
  Thanks Trollileo!!

  
  
  Just wanted to say congratulations!!!

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  Aug 31, 2011 3:46 PM GMT

  running11 said
  
  you're not jaded and bitter at all

  
  
  You quickly realize most of his posts have that "lolz non-committed single bachelor party life forever y'allll!!!" veneer. Reading them gets old very fast.

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  Aug 31, 2011 3:51 PM GMT

  paulflexes said14 and 15 revised...
  
  14: Now that 13 is complete, you do stuff together so you can get more of 13.
  
  15. You move in together to get even more of 13, eventually getting burned out and realizing that 13 is all you really ever wanted, and the sex stops...then a few months later you end up parting ways.
  
  

  
  
  That's pathetic, but might be your reality.

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  Aug 31, 2011 3:57 PM GMT

  danisnotstr8 saidWhen do we get to start doing meth and attending underground preteen sex parties with Southbeach?

  
  
  Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew....
  
  

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