Bad things about chocolate cake

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    May 09, 2008 1:45 PM GMT
    One of the girls at work has had a promotion, so we bought her a chocolate cake. It is beautiful and gooey and delicious, and comes from my favourite patisserie. I have profound cake lust. Tell me all the awful things about cake that I need to be reminded of. I know having cake is bad, but when this cake looks up at me with it's big chocolatey eyes, I can't seem to remember why
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    May 09, 2008 1:47 PM GMT
    There is nothing bad about chocolate cake unless you scoff the lot then you'll make yourself sick.
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    May 09, 2008 2:04 PM GMT
    chocolate cakes are the satan's disciples!
  • Hagan_F

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    May 09, 2008 4:17 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidThere is nothing bad about chocolate cake unless you scoff the lot then you'll make yourself sick.



    I have to agree, my answer would have been "nothing" as well.
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    May 09, 2008 4:22 PM GMT
    They are right. It isnt a piece of cake that will do you in...it's the whole cake. If cake isn't a regular staple in your diet, you dont have to worry. In fact, I often wonder if the stress some people put themselves under worry about the piece of cake isn't worse than the piece of cake itself.

    And then I also wonder what's the hell's the use of living forever if you can't ever enjoy yourself. Give me a damn piece of chocolate ... icon_evil.gif
  • Hagan_F

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    May 09, 2008 6:22 PM GMT
    I don't know about you caslon but I intend to live forever and so far, I am right on schedule! (damn, I kill myself sometimes).
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    May 09, 2008 8:28 PM GMT
    Oh cake is totally its own food group that must be consumed as often of possible..

    Actually any sweet baked good is its own food group!

    mmm I actually have a lot to bake today for sunday and I can't wait to be tasting the batters and the baked stuff, it'll be so much fun, I know I'll go way over on my daily calories but I couldn't give a damn, food is to be enjoyed, not feared!

    The bad thing about that chocolate cake though is its not home made!
  • olden

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    May 09, 2008 9:04 PM GMT
    I go along with Hagan_F. Old age is really great if you use some of your time screwing with the minds of you enemies.icon_lol.gif
  • olden

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    May 09, 2008 9:05 PM GMT
    P.S. And eating the occasional piece of chocolate cake.
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    May 09, 2008 9:07 PM GMT
    Chocolate cake made me gay!icon_eek.gif
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    May 09, 2008 9:07 PM GMT
    Recommendation of the eating of cake is what caused Marie Antoinette to lose her head.
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    May 09, 2008 9:10 PM GMT
    this is my stance on chocolate anything:


    broccoli: body :: chocolate: soul


    "everything in moderation... including moderation." - oscar wilde
  • blahatthat

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    May 09, 2008 9:10 PM GMT
    just eat the damn thing...icon_twisted.gif
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    May 09, 2008 9:12 PM GMT
    stop bashing chocolate cake! it is heaven on earth...whether you eat just a piece (pussy!) or you eat the whole thing, like a real man.

    and it's not bad for you if you boil all of the fat and carbs out. or eat it it with ice cream or a glass of milk. Studies have shown that the lactose in ice cream and milk halt the carb/fat absorbtion process in the stomach and so you never even digest those calories!

    EAT THE CAKE! EAT THE CAKE!

    (throw the pie away.)
  • ASH557

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    May 09, 2008 9:12 PM GMT
    You know what else is Satan's disciple?

    Those fucking cookies they sell at the food court in the mall. Chocolate chip sin.

    x
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    May 09, 2008 9:14 PM GMT
    Im showing up at tommysguns place with a chocolate cake and a gallon of ice cream tonight
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    May 09, 2008 10:17 PM GMT
    Now if it is a flourless chocolate torte... you ought not eat it - send it my way.

    Death by chocolate? Impossible!!
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    May 09, 2008 10:22 PM GMT
    You cant eat it whilst on the treadmill
  • MattyC0709

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    May 09, 2008 10:32 PM GMT
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    AND CAKE!

    I LIKS MEZ CHOCO PAWZ! icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gificon_razz.gificon_wink.gif
  • SkyMiles

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    May 09, 2008 10:48 PM GMT
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    AND CAKE!

    I LIKS MEZ CHOCO PAWZ! icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gificon_razz.gificon_wink.gif


    Heck yah!
    1 piece of cake = awesome
    Eat the whole cake = problem
  • auryn

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    May 09, 2008 11:13 PM GMT
    Carbs and refined sugar.icon_lol.gif

    Sorry I can't be serious about problems with chocolate cake. Just be sure to lick the gooey goodness off of your fingers in a most delectible and seductive manner, otherwise why eat it?
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    May 09, 2008 11:26 PM GMT
    McGay saidChocolate cake made me gay!


    Remember: love the cake-eater, hate the cake.


    TigerTim saidRecommendation of the eating of cake is what caused Marie Antoinette to lose her head.


    That's right. All the peasants took her advice, chowed-down on gateaux, and blew up like chateaux. Marie stayed thin, so they killed her to get even.
    I <3 history.
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    May 10, 2008 12:17 AM GMT
    I got a shrine in the back to all things chocolate; cake, cookies.. and especially muffins with extra liqueurand cocolate chunks. /homer drool

    Whipped up a Chocolate torte with Swiss chocolate frosting once, it was bloody great! Had orders coming from the staff at the prison. Yes, I'm just that damn good. icon_biggrin.gif

    My chocolate biscotti with roasted walnuts own all!
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    May 10, 2008 12:25 AM GMT
    (I'll leave the back door open, wrkout. Just come in and don't pay any attention to the chocolate chip cookie crumbs everywhere. I'll be in the bedroom with the lights off. If we're going to eat an entire cake and a gallon of ice cream, I won't be able to look at myself....or you.)

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    May 10, 2008 12:34 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidOh cake is totally its own food group that must be consumed as often of possible..

    Actually any sweet baked good is its own food group!

    mmm I actually have a lot to bake today for sunday and I can't wait to be tasting the batters and the baked stuff, it'll be so much fun, I know I'll go way over on my daily calories but I couldn't give a damn, food is to be enjoyed, not feared!

    The bad thing about that chocolate cake though is its not home made!


    After I'm done practicing Topping yur arse, you can wiggle your worn out butt to the kitchen and bake me some cookies!