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One of the girls at work has had a promotion, so we bought her a chocolate cake. It is beautiful and gooey and delicious, and comes from my favourite patisserie. I have profound cake lust. Tell me all the awful things about cake that I need to be reminded of. I know having cake is bad, but when this cake looks up at me with it's big chocolatey eyes, I can't seem to remember why

There is nothing bad about chocolate cake unless you scoff the lot then you'll make yourself sick.

chocolate cakes are the satan's disciples!

redheadguy saidThere is nothing bad about chocolate cake unless you scoff the lot then you'll make yourself sick.

I have to agree, my answer would have been "nothing" as well.

They are right. It isnt a piece of cake that will do you in...it's the whole cake. If cake isn't a regular staple in your diet, you dont have to worry. In fact, I often wonder if the stress some people put themselves under worry about the piece of cake isn't worse than the piece of cake itself.

And then I also wonder what's the hell's the use of living forever if you can't ever enjoy yourself. Give me a damn piece of chocolate ...

I don't know about you caslon but I intend to live forever and so far, I am right on schedule! (damn, I kill myself sometimes).

Oh cake is totally its own food group that must be consumed as often of possible..

Actually any sweet baked good is its own food group!

mmm I actually have a lot to bake today for sunday and I can't wait to be tasting the batters and the baked stuff, it'll be so much fun, I know I'll go way over on my daily calories but I couldn't give a damn, food is to be enjoyed, not feared!

The bad thing about that chocolate cake though is its not home made!

I go along with Hagan_F. Old age is really great if you use some of your time screwing with the minds of you enemies.

P.S. And eating the occasional piece of chocolate cake.

Chocolate cake made me gay!

Recommendation of the eating of cake is what caused Marie Antoinette to lose her head.

this is my stance on chocolate anything:


broccoli: body :: chocolate: soul


"everything in moderation... including moderation." - oscar wilde

just eat the damn thing...

stop bashing chocolate cake! it is heaven on earth...whether you eat just a piece (pussy!) or you eat the whole thing, like a real man.

and it's not bad for you if you boil all of the fat and carbs out. or eat it it with ice cream or a glass of milk. Studies have shown that the lactose in ice cream and milk halt the carb/fat absorbtion process in the stomach and so you never even digest those calories!

EAT THE CAKE! EAT THE CAKE!

(throw the pie away.)

You know what else is Satan's disciple?

Those fucking cookies they sell at the food court in the mall. Chocolate chip sin.

x

Im showing up at tommysguns place with a chocolate cake and a gallon of ice cream tonight

Now if it is a flourless chocolate torte... you ought not eat it - send it my way.

Death by chocolate? Impossible!!

You cant eat it whilst on the treadmill

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AND CAKE!

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Heck yah!
1 piece of cake = awesome
Eat the whole cake = problem

Carbs and refined sugar.

Sorry I can't be serious about problems with chocolate cake. Just be sure to lick the gooey goodness off of your fingers in a most delectible and seductive manner, otherwise why eat it?

McGay saidChocolate cake made me gay!

Remember: love the cake-eater, hate the cake.

TigerTim saidRecommendation of the eating of cake is what caused Marie Antoinette to lose her head.

That's right. All the peasants took her advice, chowed-down on gateaux, and blew up like chateaux. Marie stayed thin, so they killed her to get even.
I <3 history.

I got a shrine in the back to all things chocolate; cake, cookies.. and especially muffins with extra liqueurand cocolate chunks. /homer drool

Whipped up a Chocolate torte with Swiss chocolate frosting once, it was bloody great! Had orders coming from the staff at the prison. Yes, I'm just that damn good.

My chocolate biscotti with roasted walnuts own all!

(I'll leave the back door open, wrkout. Just come in and don't pay any attention to the chocolate chip cookie crumbs everywhere. I'll be in the bedroom with the lights off. If we're going to eat an entire cake and a gallon of ice cream, I won't be able to look at myself....or you.)

lilTanker saidOh cake is totally its own food group that must be consumed as often of possible..

Actually any sweet baked good is its own food group!

mmm I actually have a lot to bake today for sunday and I can't wait to be tasting the batters and the baked stuff, it'll be so much fun, I know I'll go way over on my daily calories but I couldn't give a damn, food is to be enjoyed, not feared!

The bad thing about that chocolate cake though is its not home made!

After I'm done practicing Topping yur arse, you can wiggle your worn out butt to the kitchen and bake me some cookies!

ASH557 saidYou know what else is Satan's disciple?

Those fucking cookies they sell at the food court in the mall. Chocolate chip sin.

x

THOU SHALT NOT SIN! SEND THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE TO ME!

Crimthann said
After I'm done practicing Topping yur arse, you can wiggle your worn out butt to the kitchen and bake me some cookies!

I think I just got a little moist

THE CHOCOLATE SONG!

CHOCOLATE... CHOCOLATE...
EATING CHOCOLATE MERRILY!
CHOCOLATE... CHOCOLATE...
CHOCOLATE FOR YOU AND ME!

LOFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ate a little piece.

Alright, it was actually quite a big piece. I didn't have ice cream though.

So I had a little piece of ice cream.

Alright, fine, I had a normal to large piece of ice cream.

Damn you, coworkers!

colm is a fattie! colm is a fattie!

(hey colm, you got some brown stuff on your chin....let me lick that off of there for ya)

Gimme Some Gimme Some!!!!!!!!!!

**Sigh**

You know a moment on the lips an eternity on the hips!

I'll just run until I'm decaked. Running will make it all better. Running is always the answer.

AMT87 said**Sigh**

You know a moment on the lips an eternity on the hips!

lol you poor bastard. Food can and should be a pleasure, not simply a way to fuel yourself. Being active is invigorating, and a double slice of chocolate cake or an apple pie all to yourself is what makes life worth while!

If the world was out of apple pie, I would do it right and drown myself in a vat of chocolate pudding.

Another favorite topic . . . . chocolate cake.

At a recent dinner party, my friend (who is a pastry chef) made me this for me:

A 14" round uber-moist five-layer dark chocolate cake filled with white buttercream stuffed w/ semi-sweet chocolate chips in it and topped w/ large fresh strawberries.

Each person was served a large slice plus two scoops of vanilla bean ice cream.

It was heaven . . .

B787

I want to know: Where's my slice?
I looooooooooooooove chocolate cake. Especially a good opera creme or french maripol. Mmmmm.

"Run" - if I had known, I would have extended an invite to you in a hearbeat !!!

B787

"I looooooooooooooove chocolate. But I can't eat it, cause then I'd get fat. But it's sooooooo gooooooood"

Dammit, now I'm going to have to dig out my recipe for Sour Cream Chocolate pound cake. I might as well just rub it into my tummy and love handles.

I think I found out why chocolate is bad for you...



Gulp!

Crimthann said"I looooooooooooooove chocolate. But I can't eat it, cause then I'd get fat. But it's sooooooo gooooooood"

Yep. I just eat waxed cardboard and pretend. Nothing is bad, it's only our tendencies to indulge and glutton. I'm a passionate person, and so highly likely to get carried away with sex, drugs or chocolate cake.
Never have snorted chocolate cake, but I did eat some drugs, and the other well... gentlemen don't talk of such things.

I'm going to take up smoking when I hit 40.

Buckwheet said[quote][cite]Crimthann said[/cite]gentlemen don't talk of such things.

Yes they do!

Sorry, not to the person to ask such a thing. But I will tell you that if you live your in moderation and indulge only ever so much in moderation, that you may find yourself less guilt ridden and more happy that you're actually doing the right things for yourself. I myself eat sweets once in a while, and make a point to enjoy what I've earned from giving myself long extended periods of exercize and a healthy diet. I know I deserve a piece of cake after 3 months of greens and routine. Similarly, a candy bar after a couple weeks of maintaining my diet. I honestly recommend living that way. Sure beats the emotional cycle that comes from beating yourself up during a "diet"ing period.

Colm, you know you posted this just to tease everyone. If it was me, I wouldn't have hesitated to eat as much cake as I was offered, then kept it to myself! lol
good job on starting a riot though!

McGay saidChocolate cake made me gay!

Well, that's the first explanation that makes any sense as to why I am who I am. Oh man, I love chocolate and it seems, I'm NOT the only one. I think we need to have a chocolate party! Hmmm....now that congers up a very interesting image .

Chocolate cake doesnt care if it adds inches to ever surprisingly growing belly

Buckwheet said[quote][cite]AMT87 said[/cite]**Sigh**

You know a moment on the lips an eternity on the hips!

lol you poor bastard. Food can and should be a pleasure, not simply a way to fuel yourself. Being active is invigorating, and a double slice of chocolate cake or an apple pie all to yourself is what makes life worth while!

If the world was out of apple pie, I would do it right and drown myself in a vat of chocolate pudding.[/quote]

I've been there done that, had the 65lbs to prove it


Apple pie is good, but it must be earned through low hard hours on a treadmill and accompanied with low fat ice cream then it can truley be appreciated

AMT87 saidApple pie is good, but it must be earned through low hard hours on a treadmill and accompanied with low fat ice cream then it can truley be appreciated

Home made, full fat, vanilla bean ice cream with a home made apple pie.. ugh, the last one I made I ate the whole thing.

Food is to be enjoyed and sometimes you can indulge what is more important is that you don't beat your self up about it and that you enjoy life with all its splendors just not to much of each to often.

So yes, eat that chocolate cake or apple pie or ice cream, just don't do it every single day

Chocolate cake didn't turn me gay though, it was the licking melted chocolate off that fellas chest that did it for me.

Like my ancestors before me, I only consume unrefined cocoa beans to increase my sexual stamina and uncover hidden yearnings...

Those who mix it with sugar, flour or milk will NEVER understand it's true potential!

I like the way Little Britain handles the cake question:

I just like looking at Navy96's pics ... now if I could do it while I'm eating chocolate cake, that'd be fantastic!

Thanks, but I recommend you skip the happy snaps and savor the cake!

allgoodinhwood saidI just like looking at Navy96's pics ...

I like the one with red shorts...my fAv