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WHAT IS THE WORST MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN??
venue35 Posts: 1143
Sep 01, 2011 11:27 PM GMT
What is the worst movie you have ever seen?
Ι watched 'Body of evidence' last night and I just couldn't fucking believe how bad Madonna was in this. I love Madonna but this movie sucks on every level imaginable. She can't even say her lines my gawd is this movie for real.
Madonna's character is asked what she does for a living and her answer is
'I FUCK'...THAT'S HOW BAD THE SCRIPT IS.
She is seen snorting cocaine in one scene but in court the cocaine is proven to be a rare 'chinese herbal powder'.
Showgirls is Citizen Kane compared to this movie. Even the excellent Julianne moore is horrible in this.
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Sep 01, 2011 11:55 PM GMT
Being a big horror fan ive seen allot of movies.
a few really bad films. uncle sam, jack frost, about a killer snowman.
the gingerdeadman. about a killer ginger bread man cookie lol
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Sep 02, 2011 12:26 AM GMT
For a variety of reasons and on a variety of levels, "Artifical Intelligence."
creature Posts: 4181
Sep 02, 2011 12:40 AM GMT
Abandon, featuring Katie Holmes. Everybody in the theater said a variation of WTF or WTH at the end. I never felt so cheated out of money and time. And this is coming from someone who saw White Chicks.
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Sep 02, 2011 2:20 AM GMT
Ecks versus Sever
Paranormal Activity
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Sep 02, 2011 2:58 AM GMT
Glitter........OH THE HORROR!!!!!
EdwardV1 Posts: 13035
Sep 02, 2011 3:00 AM GMT
Queen Of The Damned....... RIP Aaliyah i love you so much baby and you did so well in your parts but that film was shit
waccamatt Posts: 1493
Sep 02, 2011 3:01 AM GMT
SOB with Julie Andrews - it was a long time ago and absolutely awful.
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Sep 02, 2011 3:01 AM GMT
Troll 2
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Sep 02, 2011 3:02 AM GMT
LittleDudeWithMuscles saidFor a variety of reasons and on a variety of levels, "Artifical Intelligence."


I love A.I., I hate you now


Gigli was pretty mythologically bad.
FasterInToron... Posts: 270
Sep 02, 2011 3:03 AM GMT
Watchmen.

I have made it one of my many missions in life to warn the human race about this movie. It is absolutely God-awful. I'm sure there are 90-minute informercials that are better than any part of that movie. Just thinking about it make my stomach churn in disgust.
turtleneckjoc... Posts: 4227
Sep 02, 2011 3:09 AM GMT
This one....hands down.....




It sucked.
It stunk.
It reeked.
It insulted my intelligence.
It was just plain awful.
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Sep 02, 2011 3:09 AM GMT
Dinner with Schumucks and For Colored Girls...
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Sep 02, 2011 3:09 AM GMT
Batman Forever
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Sep 02, 2011 3:11 AM GMT
meet the spartans.
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Sep 02, 2011 3:17 AM GMT
Scruffypup saidBatman Forever


+1.

Although, Chris O'Donell was definitely worth checking out.

http://www.sweetslyrics.com/images/img_gal/21302_Batman-Forever.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/Robin_Batman_Forever.jpg

http://images.wikia.com/batman/images/f/f2/Robin_for.jpg

I would have to be drugged to an inch of consciousness to be able to stand like that, wearing a shiny silver codpiece and a cape and keep a straight face.

"Who likes me now?" -- Bobby Collins

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Sep 02, 2011 3:29 AM GMT
MrMajesticon saidTroll 2
Thank you.

That and The Room by the same director.

I have quite a few "worst movies I've ever seen." I'm just too lazy to weed them out.
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Sep 02, 2011 3:50 AM GMT


just fucking terrible
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Sep 02, 2011 4:06 AM GMT
Autumn in New York. Worst piece of crap I have ever seen. Spoiler alert: Winona dies at the end, and who gives a shit? It's even sadder still because Gere and the rest of the half-assed troupe didn't die as well.
bmw0 Posts: 580
Sep 02, 2011 4:06 AM GMT
The Secret Window

I haven't been able to enjoy Johnny Depp since.. sigh.

HorrorHound Posts: 1272
Sep 02, 2011 4:07 AM GMT
Oh so many to choose & name; 2 that come to mind:

the PULSE remake

&

the PROM NIGHT remake. godawful crap.
HorrorHound Posts: 1272
Sep 02, 2011 4:08 AM GMT
But as a horror fanatic that I am - for everyone's CRAP, there's someones TREASURE
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Sep 02, 2011 4:08 AM GMT
Sex and the City
JP85257 Posts: 3284
Sep 02, 2011 4:10 AM GMT
Titanic...

Basically anything with Leo DiCaprio in it or Clooney.
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Sep 02, 2011 4:10 AM GMT
Fucking Simple answer:

Cabin Fever

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303816/
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