I haven't been sleeping well

  • Timbales

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    Sep 02, 2011 12:40 AM GMT
    The woman next door is bulimic. Every night at 3 AM I hear her vomiting into her toilet. Finally last night I just pounded on the wall and yelled "Keep it down!"
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    Sep 02, 2011 12:51 AM GMT
    HAHAHAHA OMG That's terrible hahahahahah!
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    Sep 02, 2011 12:52 AM GMT
    You should fight back by having sex at that hour with a guy that is a screamer as you pound his ass! Sleep at that hour is over rated and you need a new hobby! Really....she needs help. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Timbales

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    Sep 02, 2011 12:54 AM GMT
    I was out with a few friends the other night and told that old joke about "What do you do if you see an epileptic have a fit in the bath? Throw in your washing!"

    We were all having a good laugh about this when someone tapped me on the shoulder and said "Excuse me but i don't find that funny. My brother was epileptic and he died in the bath during a fit."

    I said "I'm very sorry. Did he drown?"

    "No" he said "he choked on a sock."
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    Sep 02, 2011 12:55 AM GMT
    Leave a note on her door that says "ya know, anorexia would be less annoying."
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    Sep 02, 2011 12:55 AM GMT
    I like everything that's going on in this thread.
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    Sep 02, 2011 12:58 AM GMT
    Timbales saidI was out with a few friends the other night and told that old joke about "What do you do if you see an epileptic have a fit in the bath? Throw in your washing!"

    We were all having a good laugh about this when someone tapped me on the shoulder and said "Excuse me but i don't find that funny. My brother was epileptic and he died in the bath during a fit."

    I said "I'm very sorry. Did he drown?"

    "No" he said "he choked on a sock."

    LORL OMG Thats even worse, I gotta remember that one!
  • Timbales

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    Sep 02, 2011 12:59 AM GMT
    I saw a hypnotist last weekend. He had me convinced I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.

    It would seem I'm easily lead.
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    Sep 02, 2011 1:13 AM GMT
    Ha ha. Lead.
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    Sep 02, 2011 1:19 AM GMT
    Timbales saidI saw a hypnotist last weekend. He had me convinced I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.

    It would seem I'm easily lead.
    I saw a hypnotist a few years ago.

    The sex was great.

    The sex was great.

    The sex was great.

    The sex was great.

    ...etc...
  • Timbales

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    Sep 02, 2011 1:30 AM GMT
    A guy walks into a bar.

    He's got a family of four and a severe drinking problem.
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    Sep 02, 2011 1:52 AM GMT
    lmao hahahahaahahah
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    Sep 02, 2011 5:28 AM GMT
    You know what, Heroin sometimes gets a bad rep, but truth be told, nothing works better for those situations :]
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    Sep 02, 2011 5:48 AM GMT
    Timbales saidThe woman next door is bulimic. Every night at 3 AM I hear her vomiting into her toilet. Finally last night I just pounded on the wall and yelled "Keep it down!"


    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! icon_lol.gif

    "Keep it down!" HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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    Sep 02, 2011 6:09 AM GMT
    Timbales saidThe woman next door is bulimic. Every night at 3 AM I hear her vomiting into her toilet. Finally last night I just pounded on the wall and yelled "Keep it down!"


    Omg, I'm so retarded. It took me a full minute to get it. LOL icon_redface.gif
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    Sep 02, 2011 6:24 AM GMT
    Wow. That is awful.

    Keep 'em coming!
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    Sep 02, 2011 8:07 AM GMT
    Timbales saidThe woman next door is bulimic. Every night at 3 AM


    She just told you that...she's just a party girl. I mean, why else would someone be throwing up that late?

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    Sep 02, 2011 9:51 AM GMT
    Shahzadeh said
    Timbales saidThe woman next door is bulimic. Every night at 3 AM I hear her vomiting into her toilet. Finally last night I just pounded on the wall and yelled "Keep it down!"


    Omg, I'm so retarded. It took me a full minute to get it. LOL icon_redface.gif


    me too. I was reading the thread and thinking, why are we moving into seizure humor when his poor neighbor is bulimic? but then the light bulb went on!
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    Sep 02, 2011 11:00 AM GMT
    Ya me too, but I haven't even had my first coffee
  • Timbales

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    Sep 02, 2011 3:22 PM GMT
    Why can't a chicken cross the road without having it's motives questioned?
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    Sep 02, 2011 3:57 PM GMT
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGlJZiaT6kA

    Play that scene real loud beside her wall every night around 2 AM. That way, she tosses early and you get an extra hour of rest.