The F.M.L. Thread... Share experiences that make you go FML!

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    Sep 05, 2011 5:21 AM GMT
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    This thread will either be a complete flop or a complete hit, let's hope for the latter.icon_biggrin.gif

    I'll get the ball rolling...

    "I slept with this guy a while ago, the hook up didn't go well, at all. I was glad that I'd never have to see that guy again. I was so relieved. Fast forward 2 years and this guy is my T.A., he'll be grading my a papers and discussions and everything. I just hope he doesn't recognize me. FML!



    Note: remember guys, end your stories with a:"FML!!!!" icon_wink.gificon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 06, 2011 3:13 PM GMT
    My boss is there whenever something bad happens, or I make a mistake -- but he's not there to see all the good I do. Oh, and time is not my friend. This has been a long day. FML.
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    Sep 06, 2011 3:16 PM GMT
    I work for a not for profit run by a board that elected. The ex VP is a fat, white jewish guy. The other day I was that gym and someone was getting ready in front of my locker. When he finally got totally naked he turned around and said Hi to me.

    That was a whole lot of white kosher flesh staring at me.
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    Sep 06, 2011 3:20 PM GMT
    I live in China... FML
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    Sep 07, 2011 1:49 AM GMT
    ncujock saidI live in China... FML


    LOL Is China that bad?
  • disasterpiece

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    Sep 07, 2011 4:09 AM GMT
    I went in a 4 month trip in Vancouver thinking that I'd fuck a lot of hot guys and have fun.

    I met this guy.

    I'm now back in Montreal, heartbroken.

    FML. icon_cry.gif
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    Sep 07, 2011 4:10 AM GMT
    Disasterpiece saidI went in a 4 month trip in Vancouver thinking that I'd fuck a lot of hot guys and have fun.

    I met this guy.

    I'm now back in Montreal, heartbroken.

    FML. icon_cry.gif


    Agh you should have told me, Id have tapped you for sure lol!!! icon_razz.gif

    But I didnt??

    FML icon_sad.gif lol icon_razz.gif
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    Sep 08, 2011 9:41 PM GMT
    Today we were taking a test in my statistics class and were told to be absolutely silent...I went to turn mine in and while trying to be as quiet as possible fate would have it that I stumbled into this little bookshelf knocking my teacher's flower vase that was a gift made by her mother off the shelf.....shattering it to pieces. It was like I saw the whole thing in slow motion...my face was a mixture of icon_eek.gif and icon_redface.gif....FM f*ckin L!!!!

    I'm sooo embarrassed....icon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif
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    Sep 08, 2011 9:49 PM GMT
    BlackCat90 saidToday we were taking a test in my statistics class and were told to be absolutely silent...I went to turn mine in and while trying to be as quiet as possible fate would have it that I stumbled into this little bookshelf knocking my teacher's flower vase that was a gift made by her mother off the shelf.....shattering it to pieces. It was like I saw the whole thing in slow motion...my face was a mixture of icon_eek.gif and icon_redface.gif....FM f*ckin L!!!!

    I'm sooo embarrassed....icon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif


    Ouch I feel for you!
  • DCEric

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    Sep 08, 2011 10:04 PM GMT
    Today, I'm helping organize a meeting called the Growing Our Atlantic Turbine System Efficiently. The folks I'm working with want us to use the acronym extensively, and don't see a problem with this. FML.
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    Nov 21, 2011 12:31 AM GMT
    I just broke my Burberry Brit cologne, it was half full! I'm so mad icon_evil.gif F.M.L.
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    Nov 21, 2011 12:57 AM GMT
    Hypnotico said
    BlackCat90 saidToday we were taking a test in my statistics class and were told to be absolutely silent...I went to turn mine in and while trying to be as quiet as possible fate would have it that I stumbled into this little bookshelf knocking my teacher's flower vase that was a gift made by her mother off the shelf.....shattering it to pieces. It was like I saw the whole thing in slow motion...my face was a mixture of icon_eek.gif and icon_redface.gif....FM f*ckin L!!!!

    I'm sooo embarrassed....icon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif


    Ouch I feel for you!


    This is by far the worst!
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    Nov 21, 2011 12:59 AM GMT
    I just found out that I have to change my thyroid medication again. This is totally different from what I was doing before. In a lot of ways, it's an improvement, but I have to go through this long adjustment and withdrawal period before I can even know if the changes are working. That means possible mood swings, fatigue and hyperactivity, sleep disturbances, weight changes, and a whole bunch of other fun stuff. Just in time for the holidays!

    FML!!!
  • Montague

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    Nov 21, 2011 1:07 AM GMT
    I just got a call back from the LAPD selection board this week after not hearing from them for over two weeks after I passed most of there intial background checks, so I decided I'd just be heading back to Chicago and going with the CPD.

    FML. icon_neutral.gif
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    Nov 21, 2011 1:12 AM GMT
    When my phone runs out of time and I can't text message people or even call them via my cell phone and it becomes a $80 paper weight (that's how much I paid for it when it was considered new).
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    Nov 21, 2011 1:16 AM GMT
    I was born. FML.

    Actually I have no idea where to start. icon_lol.gif I'm full of them.
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    Nov 21, 2011 1:21 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidI just found out that I have to change my thyroid medication again. This is totally different from what I was doing before. In a lot of ways, it's an improvement, but I have to go through this long adjustment and withdrawal period before I can even know if the changes are working. That means possible mood swings, fatigue and hyperactivity, sleep disturbances, weight changes, and a whole bunch of other fun stuff. Just in time for the holidays!

    FML!!!


    Now I feel bad for complaining about my trivial problems, hopefully, your new medication works well.
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    Nov 21, 2011 1:24 AM GMT
    My disgusting stepsister and her more disgusting boyfriend are going to be spending Thanksgiving with us. She cheated on him on vacation in August and her boyfriend sent me a nasty message blaming me for the whole thing. My mom knows and says I have to be nice? FML.
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    Nov 21, 2011 1:28 AM GMT
    I deleted a partition on my personal laptop carelessly. Ended up creating a ridiculous boot error.

    While trying to trouble shoot and fix it with my work laptop, I managed to screw my work laptop over with a DIFFERENT boot error. Fml.


    Or just fm day because it's not like I'm gonna wallow in this for life. I'll fix this situation in a way that works for me somehow, haha
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    Nov 21, 2011 1:29 AM GMT
    Hypnotico said
    DudeInNOVA saidI just found out that I have to change my thyroid medication again. This is totally different from what I was doing before. In a lot of ways, it's an improvement, but I have to go through this long adjustment and withdrawal period before I can even know if the changes are working. That means possible mood swings, fatigue and hyperactivity, sleep disturbances, weight changes, and a whole bunch of other fun stuff. Just in time for the holidays!

    FML!!!


    Now I feel bad for complaining about my trivial problems, hopefully, your new medication works well.


    At least there are medications to treat it. I'd be screwed if there weren't.
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    Nov 21, 2011 1:32 AM GMT
    I few minutes ago I made some chicken pasta. I was so hungry and wanted to make sure it tasted good so I took my fork and got a little bit out of the pot and tried it. It was so hot that I like jumped and knocked the pot over and all my pasta spilled onto the ground.

    FML
  • cookingitswee...

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    Nov 21, 2011 1:32 AM GMT
    Left my backpack with my batrnders book, condoms, and hair clippers on the train, never to be seen or heard from again. FML.
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    Nov 21, 2011 1:35 AM GMT
    He ignores my texts FML
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    Nov 21, 2011 1:36 AM GMT
    First off I'm recently out
    Was dancing with a guy and I bump into a girl I look and it's my ex girlfriend that haven't seen in 3 years she looks at me then to him then back to me.
    I was like ohhh shit...
    Then I look and shes dancing with a girl, turns out its her gf
    Mind = boom
    Looks like we really weren't meant to be...
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    Nov 21, 2011 1:47 AM GMT
    Ckfeezy saidFirst off I'm recently out
    Was dancing with a guy and I bump into a girl I look and it's my ex girlfriend that haven't seen in 3 years she looks at me then to him then back to me.
    I was like ohhh shit...
    Then I look and shes dancing with a girl, turns out its her gf
    Mind = boom
    Looks like we really weren't meant to be...


    sounds like you were if you ask me