F%$@ you, RJ'ers. I'm eating it and you can't stop me.

  • danisnotstr8

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    Sep 06, 2011 4:57 AM GMT
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    Sep 06, 2011 4:59 AM GMT
    Why eat a cupcake when you can eat a real cake? icon_cool.gif

    I've been known to polish off a whole cake in just a couple of days icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:09 AM GMT
    Ahh, you think thats bad. You would be shocked. My boss should have never brought in those damn Hostess cupcakes. I've been running those off for weeks.
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:10 AM GMT
    pocketnico saidWhy eat a cupcake when you can eat a real cake? icon_cool.gif

    I've been known to polish off a whole cake in just a couple of days icon_rolleyes.gif


    Well, I already ate a super-sized piece of strawberry shortcake with extra whipped cream earlier as dessert for my 3/4 pound buffalo chicken bleu cheeseburger with pasta salad. So the cupcake is a nice way to keep my tummy warm with good company.

    Tomorrow: BROWNIES!!!
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:12 AM GMT
    Update: I inhaled it. I don't think I even chewed. It looked like beagle porn.
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:15 AM GMT
    So that's your secret of getting "straight" guys into bed with you!

    *runs out and buy a dozen cupcakes*
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:16 AM GMT
    [quote]Tomorrow: BROWNIES!!![/quote]

    You have no idea how much I love good brownies...

    My birthday is coming up in November, and in fact I was thinking about having brownies for my birthday instead of a cake!
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:18 AM GMT
    Cityaznguy saidSo that's your secret of getting "straight" guys into bed with you!

    *runs out and buy a dozen cupcakes*


    BTW, it happened again on Friday night. No brownies involved... just PBR and a stroke of luck. I could tell you the story but you would think I was lying.
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:19 AM GMT
    brownies are naaaasty


    unless they're swedish brownies, which technically aren't brownies.
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:19 AM GMT
    jprichva said
    Saber170 saidAhh, you think thats bad. You would be shocked. My boss should have never brought in those damn Hostess cupcakes. I've been running those off for weeks.

    Really? 'cause, I mean, they taste sort of waxy and unpleasant. But a good coffee cake, now, with cinnamons and walnutses---mmmmmmmm.

    I know but after you eat one the flavor marinates and you crave MOAR!!!
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:20 AM GMT
    pocketnico said

    You have no idea how much I love good brownies...

    My birthday is coming up in November, and in fact I was thinking about having brownies for my birthday instead of a cake!


    Come to Chicago... I'll make them for you. One pan for you, one pan for me. And then we can lick the shame off our fingers before anyone finds out. icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:22 AM GMT
    I tremble at the sight of this. This is what I want for my birthday like whoa!

    http://flic.kr/p/4ZeVQG
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:25 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 said
    Cityaznguy saidSo that's your secret of getting "straight" guys into bed with you!

    *runs out and buy a dozen cupcakes*


    BTW, it happened again on Friday night. No brownies involved... just PBR and a stroke of luck. I could tell you the story but you would think I was lying.

    With the same guy, or a different guy? icon_wink.gif So it *is* the cupcakes then.
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:27 AM GMT
    Go for it!

    Just remember, at 35 the ole metabolism isn't what it used to be.

    It gets harder, and harder, and harder to keep the weight off, keep the blood sugar in line, and keep from constipating yourself.

    Still hungry for it? icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:28 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidGo for it!

    Just remember, at 35 the ole metabolism isn't what it used to be.

    It gets harder, and harder, and harder to keep the weight off, keep the blood sugar in line, and keep from constipating yourself.

    Still hungry for it? icon_twisted.gif


    Hell yes! Boys lie, cheat, and do other shit to piss you off. Yummy treats only make you feel loved. I don't mind spending extra time working out to savor the love.
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:29 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidGo for it!

    Just remember, at 35 the ole metabolism isn't what it used to be.

    It gets harder, and harder, and harder to keep the weight off, keep the blood sugar in line, and keep from constipating yourself.

    Still hungry for it? icon_twisted.gif


    HA HA HA

    You old!

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    Sep 06, 2011 5:40 AM GMT
    Cupcakes and vodka?
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:44 AM GMT
    xrichx saidCupcakes and vodka?


    Well, no. It's a cupcake with a water back. Vodka is for Fridays.
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:46 AM GMT
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    GAMRican saidGo for it!

    Just remember, at 35 the ole metabolism isn't what it used to be.

    It gets harder, and harder, and harder to keep the weight off, keep the blood sugar in line, and keep from constipating yourself.

    Still hungry for it? icon_twisted.gif


    HA HA HA

    You old!

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    Yes. But, I'm also remarkably thin and fit for an old codger. Bloody oath?
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    Sep 06, 2011 5:49 AM GMT
    Cityaznguy said
    danisnotstr8 said
    Cityaznguy saidSo that's your secret of getting "straight" guys into bed with you!

    *runs out and buy a dozen cupcakes*


    BTW, it happened again on Friday night. No brownies involved... just PBR and a stroke of luck. I could tell you the story but you would think I was lying.

    With the same guy, or a different guy?


    Actually, a different one. I came home from bike-barhopping, after having two margaritas, a vodka with cranberry, and a beer. I came to the gate at my building, and there's a tall hot drunk guy standing there looking like he was lost. I asked if he needed help, and he told me all about how he left his backpack with his girlfriend at a party over in Wicker Park, and she won't answer the phone, and nor will the super to let him in. I realized I saw him once a couple months ago in the laundry room area-- he really is a neighbor in my complex. Well, I was drunk enough, and he was homeless for the evening. I told him he could come in and charge his phone and have a beer on my deck/porch with me... and at some point during some rather entertaining conversation I mentioned my ex. He asked what her name was, and I said *his* name was blah blah blah. He's like "Oh, I can never tell with you guys." The rest: well, I'll email you. LOL

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    Sep 06, 2011 5:51 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 said
    Cityaznguy said
    danisnotstr8 said
    Cityaznguy saidSo that's your secret of getting "straight" guys into bed with you!

    *runs out and buy a dozen cupcakes*


    BTW, it happened again on Friday night. No brownies involved... just PBR and a stroke of luck. I could tell you the story but you would think I was lying.

    With the same guy, or a different guy?


    Actually, a different one. I came home from bike-barhopping, after having two margaritas, a vodka with cranberry, and a beer. I came to the gate at my building, and there's a tall hot drunk guy standing there looking like he was lost. I asked if he needed help, and he told me all about how he left his backpack with his girlfriend at a party over in Wicker Park, and she won't answer the phone, and nor will the super to let him in. I realized I saw him once a couple months ago in the laundry room area-- he really is a neighbor in my complex. Well, I was drunk enough, and he was homeless for the evening. I told him he could come in and charge his phone and have a beer on my deck/porch with me... and at some point during some rather entertaining conversation I mentioned my ex. He asked what her name was, and I said *his* name was blah blah blah. He's like "Oh, I can never tell with you guys." The rest: well, I'll email you. LOL

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    You better mail me the rest. icon_wink.gif

    *edit: OH HEELZ YES I read the RJ mail it was soooooo hot!! icon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif
  • danisnotstr8

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    Sep 06, 2011 6:00 AM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    Oh, I'm so jelly!

    I can't wait to eat like that again....just gotta drop a little more weight and then.....

    Ta-da!



    Mmmmmm! Bring on dem brownies!!!! icon_lol.gif


    I just regurgitated my cupcake in fear. Someone else can digest this thing. It's such a ridiculous paradox: I'd rather eat my rolls than wear them, but it seems I'm doomed to do both. icon_sad.gificon_mad.gif
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    Sep 06, 2011 6:09 AM GMT
    EAT IT!!!!
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT IT!



    Eat it.
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    Sep 06, 2011 6:11 AM GMT
    Stan904 saidEAT IT!!!!
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT IT!



    Eat it.


    NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

    burp
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    Sep 06, 2011 1:44 PM GMT
    I'm the same with a bag of cookies, especially the double stuffed gold Oreos. I'm lucky if they last me a couple of hours. Thank my lucky stars I still have a fast metabolism.

    Now as for the rest of your story dan....spill the beans my good man!