What will he get for breakfast?

  • Crepuscule

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    Sep 07, 2011 10:32 AM GMT
    I was thinking about one night stands. Occasionally they spend the whole night in your bed, and in the morning (or afternoon) when you wake up there's always the question: will you make him breakfast?

    This does of course not apply to hotel visits (although on a few occasions I've tagged along down to the breakfast buffé - they never ordered breakfast to the room though).

    But what do you serve the guy in the morning? Do they all get the same treatment, or do you send the coyote uglies running as soon as you're awake?
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    Sep 07, 2011 11:11 AM GMT
    Screw conventions, if you want them to stay offer breakfast, if you want him to leave, send him on his way. If he wants to stay he'll accept or get the hint (hopefully), and vice versa (!)
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    Sep 07, 2011 11:20 AM GMT
    I'd probably suggest going out. If you've liked him enough to spend the night together, you might as well go out for coffee and bacon.
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    Sep 07, 2011 11:53 AM GMT
    I'm not cooking breakfast for a one-nighter. I'd suggest we go out and get breakfast.
    Breakfast is reserved for people I want to and am dating.
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    Sep 07, 2011 12:03 PM GMT
    Crepuscule saidBut what do you serve the guy in the morning?
    Dick and biceps.
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    Sep 07, 2011 12:05 PM GMT
    Crepuscule saidI was thinking about one night stands. Occasionally they spend the whole night in your bed, and in the morning (or afternoon) when you wake up there's always the question: will you make him breakfast?

    This does of course not apply to hotel visits (although on a few occasions I've tagged along down to the breakfast buffé - they never ordered breakfast to the room though).

    But what do you serve the guy in the morning? Do they all get the same treatment, or do you send the coyote uglies running as soon as you're awake?


    one night stands? breakfast? Eh no! After we've both cum dumped I expect him to get up and go.
    sleep in my bed? hell no!
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    Sep 07, 2011 12:17 PM GMT
    Going out for breakfast has its risks.
    Back in my student days I took a one-nighter to a local sidewalk cafe. A girl from class walks up to say hi. She is clearly interested in my rumpled friend and hangs around making faux conversation - waiting to be introduced. Eventually it dawns on everybody that I don't remember his name.
    She gives me a long look communicating the following:, 1) now she knows I'm gay, 2) this is the aftermath of a one-nighter, and 3) she'll slip off now and cackle about it leaving me to make as graceful an exit as I can.
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    Sep 07, 2011 12:24 PM GMT
    TexDef07 saidGoing out for breakfast has its risks.
    Back in my student days I took a one-nighter to a local sidewalk cafe. A girl from class walks up to say hi. She is clearly interested in my rumpled friend and hangs around making faux conversation - waiting to be introduced. Eventually it dawns on everybody that I don't remember his name.
    She gives me a long look communicating the following:, 1) now she knows I'm gay, 2) this is the aftermath of a one-nighter, and 3) she'll slip off now and cackle about it leaving me to make as graceful an exit as I can.


    rofl! I'm bad with names anyways. takes me several attempts to remember even my friends names.
  • Latenight30

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    Sep 07, 2011 12:30 PM GMT
    TexDef07- You take after me. Names? You guys exchange names?
    No breakfast from me.
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    Sep 07, 2011 12:40 PM GMT
    Guess should say the only ONS i took for breakfast i ended up dating icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 07, 2011 12:46 PM GMT
    One-night stands don't deserve breakfast. I usually kick them out of my bed within 2 hours (max.) of doing the deed.
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    Sep 07, 2011 12:57 PM GMT
    12" sausage in a cream sauce
  • massbuildah

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    Sep 09, 2011 2:07 AM GMT
    Well if 'someone' invites you to stay past the 2 hours, and you end up spending the entire night...that someone might make me eggs with lox and bernaise sause with cinamon french toast and sliced bananas with fresh juice and coffee.....if 'someone' was so inclined...lol!
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    Sep 09, 2011 2:19 AM GMT
    If he's a big talker, I might shove a frozen eggo in his mouth to shut him up until he leaves. icon_eek.gificon_twisted.gificon_cool.gif



    Tea and crumpets is good too.
  • turtleneckjoc...

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    Sep 09, 2011 2:25 AM GMT
    Guy101 saidI'm not cooking breakfast for a one-nighter. I'd suggest we go out and get breakfast.
    Breakfast is reserved for people I want to and am dating.


    +1
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    Sep 09, 2011 2:40 AM GMT
    I rarely do one-nighters anymore, but when I did, and we came back to my place, only the best ones got to spend the night. For breakfast, they would get coffee, fruit, cereal, toast and juice. I'm not a decent cook, but at least my presentation was okay.

    I had a guy take me to his place once, and in the morning he served me a delicious breakfast out in the sun on his patio. What a sweetheart he was.
  • turtleneckjoc...

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    Sep 09, 2011 2:44 AM GMT
    Trollileo said
    paulflexes said
    Crepuscule saidBut what do you serve the guy in the morning?
    Dick and biceps.
    I wonder what the bicep actually tastes like...


    It tastes like a cookie!!

    So what are you making me for breakfast??? icon_lol.gif
  • turtleneckjoc...

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    Sep 09, 2011 2:52 AM GMT
    Trollileo said
    turtleneckjock said
    Trollileo said
    paulflexes said
    Crepuscule saidBut what do you serve the guy in the morning?
    Dick and biceps.
    I wonder what the bicep actually tastes like...
    It tastes like a cookie!!

    So what are you making me for breakfast??? icon_lol.gif
    Sorry. I only have top ramen.

    So human flesh tastes like cookie? Now I really want it!


    Yeah, there is this sugar wafer growth on my bicep.....wonder how that got there???
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    Sep 09, 2011 1:22 PM GMT
    massbuildah saidWell if 'someone' invites you to stay past the 2 hours, and you end up spending the entire night...that someone might make me eggs with lox and bernaise sause with cinamon french toast and sliced bananas with fresh juice and coffee.....if 'someone' was so inclined...lol!


    You're one lucky gay dude! I'd love to meet him.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Sep 09, 2011 1:27 PM GMT
    If I did that kind of thing, he'd either go home the night before and if he stayed and went to breakfast, there would be more than than just sex.