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Time To Admit Who Else Gets These Occasionally
cliffiejay44 Posts: 8
May 11, 2008 8:53 PM GMT
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C'mon guys, let's all admit to something here. Who has either currently or have at some point in time (since puberty hit), have had gotten skidmarks in their briefs or underwear in general?

Just curious, because I know amongst men, it's a semi-common issue that happens from time to time. I am not referring to a daily basis, but just the occasional (once a month perhaps) skidmark found in your underwear or short/pants if go commando. So just curious to find out how many and who has either had or currently gets the occasional skidmarks in undies from time to time. Explain and give examples of funny/gross situations that might humor, entertain, or interest the others.

ShawnTX Posts: 2072
May 11, 2008 9:07 PM GMT
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What's with your obsession with skidmarks? This is the second thread you started on the subject.
SurrealLife Posts: 3464
May 11, 2008 9:29 PM GMT
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What a bizarre forum topic . I am too bashful and proper to talk about the condition of my underwear when it needs washing.

All I will say is that I change it at least daily, maybe more often if I work and play sports on the same day.
atlnvmasc Posts: 266
May 11, 2008 9:31 PM GMT
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who sharted?
lilTanker Posts: 581
May 11, 2008 9:48 PM GMT
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interesting and I have to admit, a little scary.
michaelback Posts: 76
May 11, 2008 9:58 PM GMT
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lol, urm, my undies are always perfectly clean
Caslon6000 Posts: 6857
May 11, 2008 10:00 PM GMT
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lolcats funny cat pictures
lilTanker Posts: 581
May 11, 2008 10:11 PM GMT
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the second I find where you have stashed these lolcats of yours caslon I'm taking them away from you and putting them on top of the cupboard!
Caslon6000 Posts: 6857
May 11, 2008 11:19 PM GMT
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lilTanker saidthe second I find where you have stashed these lolcats of yours caslon I'm taking them away from you and putting them on top of the cupboard!


lolcats funny cat pictures
Pattison Posts: 1416
May 11, 2008 11:27 PM GMT
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It's one way too earn a crust.

Sorry in summer. I may change mine 3 to 4 times a day. depending on what i do, and how often One showers.

In Winter at least twice a day.

If you really want to know, I'm on the lookout for a house boy.
HereNBoston Posts: 180
May 11, 2008 11:34 PM GMT
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um... my undies are clean thanks

but yeah if you wanna look at dirty undies go to www.naughtybids.com
polobutt Posts: 691
May 11, 2008 11:35 PM GMT
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I honestly have never figured out how someone over 5 would ever have skid marks. It's a pretty easy thing to prevent. Unless of course your anus is in backwards
LaSalle04 Posts: 305
May 11, 2008 11:38 PM GMT
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Weirded. Out...
MunchingZombi... Posts: 1563
May 11, 2008 11:46 PM GMT
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polobutt saidUnless of course your anus is in backwards


Like, eat with it? Because if you saw a picture of someone stick a cucumber up there they were not eating it.
polobutt Posts: 691
May 11, 2008 11:51 PM GMT
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MunchingZombie said[quote][cite]polobutt said[/cite]Unless of course your anus is in backwards


Like, eat with it? Because if you saw a picture of someone stick a cucumber up there they were not eating it.
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Well what were they doing with it?
wrkoutbud30 Posts: 392
May 12, 2008 12:11 AM GMT
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There are many websites dedicated to this type of fetish. Personally, I prefer em clean and tidy and change them at least once a day..maybe more if i workout and go out somewhere after. My friends ex had this fetish and always wanted to hear stories about seeing guys in the stalls at work with the undies around the ankles and stuff like that!
RunintheCity Posts: 1230
May 12, 2008 12:14 AM GMT
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The mods should really move this to one of the Sex topic forums. Not to suggest there's anything wrong or uncouth about fetishes...they have their place...but not in the general forum.

There might be some sensitive ears here.
Crimthann Posts: 694
May 12, 2008 12:58 AM GMT
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That's why I dont wear underwear. No drawers, no skidmarks.
Timberoo Posts: 2343
May 12, 2008 12:59 AM GMT
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Sometimes I just don't feel fresh
winningeleven Posts: 51
May 12, 2008 1:12 AM GMT
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Timberoo saidSometimes I just don't feel fresh


I have no idea if this is intended to be as hilarious as it is.
polobutt Posts: 691
May 12, 2008 1:18 AM GMT
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I'm just not down with brown.
Timberoo Posts: 2343
May 12, 2008 1:18 AM GMT
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winningeleven said[quote][cite]Timberoo said[/cite]Sometimes I just don't feel fresh


I have no idea if this is intended to be as hilarious as it is.[/quote]

hopefully it was
zdrew Posts: 1780
May 12, 2008 3:58 AM GMT
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Shit no. I pay way too much for my undies to soil them. And I've also discovered the miracle that is toilet paper.
jms84 Posts: 714
May 12, 2008 4:02 AM GMT
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this was all about a fetish?
SockMonkey Posts: 251
May 12, 2008 4:03 AM GMT
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zdrew saidAnd I've also discovered the miracle that is toilet paper.


Soap and water with a washcloth are also essential for everyday hygiene.
Caslon6000 Posts: 6857
May 12, 2008 4:09 AM GMT
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This thread proves to me that if someone posts it, we will discuss it! ....
zdrew Posts: 1780
May 12, 2008 4:11 AM GMT
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Not really, Caslon. It's one of those nights I only post because I'm in a foul mood and need to call people stupid or inane in order to feel a bit happier.

I mean, really. What the effing hell??? Skidmarks? Really???

Okay, I should go away now.
ShawnTX Posts: 2072
May 12, 2008 4:13 AM GMT
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Awww, I'm sorry you're in a foul mood. Do you want me to play with your butterfly?
zdrew Posts: 1780
May 12, 2008 4:16 AM GMT
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ROFL! Shawn! I'm trying to have a bad mood, dammit. You're killing it for me!


...

Aww...hell. *Smooch*
ShawnTX Posts: 2072
May 12, 2008 4:17 AM GMT
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See...I'm good for something afterall!
hotversguy Posts: 145
May 12, 2008 6:49 AM GMT
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um, wear black underwear?
jsttennis77 Posts: 667
May 12, 2008 6:54 AM GMT
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Wow! The OP really wonders if other people have skidmarks and wants to hear about it? Wow! Just ... wow!
Justjohn Posts: 328
May 12, 2008 6:55 AM GMT
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Finally, a sensible voice.
hotversguy saidum, wear black underwear?
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May 12, 2008 8:08 AM GMT
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....No.
Sedative Posts: 4887
May 12, 2008 11:06 AM GMT
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LOL never ever. I didn't even know what a skidmark was.

Filipinos generally do not use toilet paper only, but soap and water too after um... vacating. LOL
CarlosGringo Posts: 436
May 12, 2008 8:10 PM GMT
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I think I know what you mean by skidmarks and I, for one, have no shame in admitting that I have had them at different times over my 49-year-old life.

Unfortunately (or not), my schedules at different times have required me to STICK WITH (to?) the same nasty undies for twelve hours.

If I had had an accident during one of these unfortunate episodes, I would simply take comfort in the notion that health care professionals are trained to deal with nasty stuff.

Charlie
CarlosGringo Posts: 436
May 12, 2008 8:11 PM GMT
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PS The attached photo of mine isn't showing a sEg!
XRuggerATX Posts: 2252
May 12, 2008 8:23 PM GMT
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This thread reeks of fetishism.

((badump bump crash))
McGay Posts: 2274
May 12, 2008 8:24 PM GMT
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You might do better by your underwear if you practiced better anal hygiene. Pee Yu!
MunchingZombi... Posts: 1563
May 12, 2008 8:28 PM GMT
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I think the moment you are no longer innocent is when you realize that anything and everything is someone's fetish. Sorry cliffejay this thread didn't provide the beat off material you wanted. Sorry a fitness site didn't do it, but I am sure there are other URL's like skidboz.com or ChristThatIsRaunchyUnderwear.com that could help you out.
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May 12, 2008 8:28 PM GMT
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bsskate Posts: 22
May 12, 2008 8:32 PM GMT
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DJ Bens...That is hilarious!!!!!

This post cannot be for real...
SoDakGuy Posts: 621
May 12, 2008 8:33 PM GMT
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Dude ... you need more therapy than I do!
ShawnTX Posts: 2072
May 12, 2008 8:36 PM GMT
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ROFL...that's too funny DJBens. Zombie I can't believe those websites exist. Tell the truth now, did you look those up for cliffiejay's benefit, or did you already have them on-hand?
MikePhil Posts: 2370
May 12, 2008 8:50 PM GMT
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I hadn't a clue what "skidmarks" were

I have never understood this fetish with shit
auryn Posts: 1225
May 12, 2008 9:01 PM GMT
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muttskins Posts: 819
May 12, 2008 9:23 PM GMT
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Ok, I'm going to admit, to change this thread a bit around. I used to have skidmarks, but that was before I decided to start shaving my crack, once every month or two. It was, as I found out in a bit of a nasty way, because crap got stuck on my curly locks in the valley.

Ahem, I guess I'm feeling rather courageous to actually admit this horrible truth! Not proud of it, but, there's your answer cliffie! I bet half of you up there are lying!
muttskins Posts: 819
May 12, 2008 9:25 PM GMT
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PS... There is something else that I have to admit to also, but I'm just gonna leave you to ponder on what it could be, I'll bring up a thread on it someday...

Edit: Here is the confession: My 600th post: A Public Confession
eb925guy Posts: 771
May 12, 2008 9:36 PM GMT
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muttskins saidOk, I'm going to admit, to change this thread a bit around. I [i]used
to have skidmarks, but that was before I decided to start shaving my crack, once every month or two. It was, as I found out in a bit of a nasty way, because crap got stuck on my curly locks in the valley.

Ahem, I guess I'm feeling rather courageous to actually admit this horrible truth! Not proud of it, but, there's your answer cliffie! I bet half of you up there are lying! [/i]

Oh I really don't think I needed to conger up that image. Come on guys, this is disgusting! LOL I'm all for finishing the paperwork completely after the job!
MikePhil Posts: 2370
May 12, 2008 9:36 PM GMT
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muttskins saidOk, I'm going to admit, to change this thread a bit around. I used to have skidmarks, but that was before I decided to start shaving my crack, once every month or two. It was, as I found out in a bit of a nasty way, because crap got stuck on my curly locks in the valley.

Ahem, I guess I'm feeling rather courageous to actually admit this horrible truth! Not proud of it, but, there's your answer cliffie! I bet half of you up there are lying!




And you say you are str8.........oops.........I mean straight I am now starting to worry about this photo, that is in review Sorry mutts, I'm just joking
eb925guy Posts: 771
May 12, 2008 9:38 PM GMT
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[quote][cite]DJBens77 said[/quote]
Oh Man DJ, that was the perfect video for this posting. Great job!!! You win the "Post of the Day" award, I'm sure there must be one and the management at RJ is probably working hard at figuring out what exactly you won! LOL
muttskins Posts: 819
May 12, 2008 9:38 PM GMT
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Hehe, no, the photo is the same one I had, only a bit brighter, coz it was too dark...
McGay Posts: 2274
May 12, 2008 9:44 PM GMT
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In higher social circles, they're referred to as racing stripes.
MunchingZombi... Posts: 1563
May 12, 2008 9:53 PM GMT
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ShawnTO saidZombie I can't believe those websites exist. Tell the truth now, did you look those up for cliffiejay's benefit, or did you already have them on-hand?


I keep a file of *ahem* materials for every fetish.

Like dolphins? Bonz4fins.com

How about clowns? ClownCarVagina.cp,

Or a fetish for the mentally retarded. Whitehouse.gov

It is part of anthropological research... no, really.
muttskins Posts: 819
May 12, 2008 10:11 PM GMT
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muttskins saidHehe, no, the photo is the same one I had, only a bit brighter, coz it was too dark...

There you go, it's brighter now!
Pattison Posts: 1416
May 12, 2008 10:29 PM GMT
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Since this is a topic about shite.

Q. How do you know if your roommate is gay?


A. His dick tastes of shite.
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May 12, 2008 10:30 PM GMT
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eb925guy said[quote][cite]DJBens77 said

Oh Man DJ, that was the perfect video for this posting. Great job!!! You win the "Post of the Day" award, I'm sure there must be one and the management at RJ is probably working hard at figuring out what exactly you won! LOL[/quote]

Let me know. hope its not a pair of cliffie's dirty drwers.

MikePhil Posts: 2370
May 12, 2008 10:32 PM GMT
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muttskins said[quote][cite]muttskins said[/cite]Hehe, no, the photo is the same one I had, only a bit brighter, coz it was too dark...

There you go, it's brighter now! [/quote]


I know your straight, but I will say it anyway. Brighter and cuter

Anyway mutts, thank God, you had me worried there for a while
CSPYNY Posts: 105
May 12, 2008 10:38 PM GMT
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I thought for sure this was going to be "erections in uncomfortable situations"

Turns out it wasn't
obscenewish Posts: 3062
May 12, 2008 10:41 PM GMT
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What does this say about the underwear of the men on cliffiejay's hot list?
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May 12, 2008 10:48 PM GMT
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cspyny saidI thought for sure this was going to be "erections in uncomfortable situations"


Like in the back of a volkswagon?
polobutt Posts: 691
May 12, 2008 11:14 PM GMT
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I actually love getting erections in uncomfortable situations. Like sometimes when I'm cycling. Or when I'm getting a great massage. Or when I'm at the Chiropractors.
muttskins Posts: 819
May 13, 2008 10:21 PM GMT
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MikePhil saidI know your straight, but I will say it anyway. Brighter and cuter

Anyway mutts, thank God, you had me worried there for a while

Awww, what did you think I was going to put up? My ass?! Lol!
MikePhil Posts: 2370
May 13, 2008 11:06 PM GMT
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muttskins said[quote][cite]MikePhil said[/cite]I know your straight, but I will say it anyway. Brighter and cuter

Anyway mutts, thank God, you had me worried there for a while

Awww, what did you think I was going to put up? My ass?! Lol! [/quote]


As cute as it might be, but yes
muttskins Posts: 819
May 13, 2008 11:12 PM GMT
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Hehe! Next time I'll put one up with skidmarks especially for you!

Hehe!
MikePhil Posts: 2370
May 13, 2008 11:29 PM GMT
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muttskins saidHehe! Next time I'll put one up with skidmarks especially for you!

Hehe!




Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh no, don't do that. I like it clean.
muttskins Posts: 819
May 13, 2008 11:31 PM GMT
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Lolz, don't worry, me keep cute baby bottom clean and sparkly!
MikePhil Posts: 2370
May 13, 2008 11:38 PM GMT
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muttskins saidLolz, don't worry, me keep cute baby bottom clean and sparkly!




LOL, You know, if I said that to any other straight guy I would expect to get a black eye
muttskins Posts: 819
May 13, 2008 11:42 PM GMT
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Why? Can't understand.
WyoLifter Posts: 158
May 13, 2008 11:42 PM GMT
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Just buy black underwear; problem solved.
McGay Posts: 2274
May 13, 2008 11:49 PM GMT
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May 13, 2008 11:59 PM GMT
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You better adjust your diet or get a case of Charmin at costco. Your ass is either dripping or you don't wipe right. While in costo get yourself a case boxers shorts
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