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Time To Admit Who Else Gets These Occasionally
cliffiejay44 Posts: 8	May 11, 2008 8:53 PM GMT Quote C'mon guys, let's all admit to something here. Who has either currently or have at some point in time (since puberty hit), have had gotten skidmarks in their briefs or underwear in general? Just curious, because I know amongst men, it's a semi-common issue that happens from time to time. I am not referring to a daily basis, but just the occasional (once a month perhaps) skidmark found in your underwear or short/pants if go commando. So just curious to find out how many and who has either had or currently gets the occasional skidmarks in undies from time to time. Explain and give examples of funny/gross situations that might humor, entertain, or interest the others.

ShawnTX Posts: 2072	May 11, 2008 9:07 PM GMT Quote What's with your obsession with skidmarks? This is the second thread you started on the subject.
SurrealLife Posts: 3464	May 11, 2008 9:29 PM GMT Quote What a bizarre forum topic . I am too bashful and proper to talk about the condition of my underwear when it needs washing. All I will say is that I change it at least daily, maybe more often if I work and play sports on the same day.
atlnvmasc Posts: 266	May 11, 2008 9:31 PM GMT Quote who sharted?
lilTanker Posts: 581	May 11, 2008 9:48 PM GMT Quote interesting and I have to admit, a little scary.
michaelback Posts: 76	May 11, 2008 9:58 PM GMT Quote lol, urm, my undies are always perfectly clean
Caslon6000 Posts: 6857	May 11, 2008 10:00 PM GMT Quote
lilTanker Posts: 581	May 11, 2008 10:11 PM GMT Quote the second I find where you have stashed these lolcats of yours caslon I'm taking them away from you and putting them on top of the cupboard!
Caslon6000 Posts: 6857	May 11, 2008 11:19 PM GMT Quote lilTanker saidthe second I find where you have stashed these lolcats of yours caslon I'm taking them away from you and putting them on top of the cupboard!
Pattison Posts: 1416	May 11, 2008 11:27 PM GMT Quote It's one way too earn a crust. Sorry in summer. I may change mine 3 to 4 times a day. depending on what i do, and how often One showers. In Winter at least twice a day. If you really want to know, I'm on the lookout for a house boy.
HereNBoston Posts: 180	May 11, 2008 11:34 PM GMT Quote um... my undies are clean thanks but yeah if you wanna look at dirty undies go to www.naughtybids.com
polobutt Posts: 691	May 11, 2008 11:35 PM GMT Quote I honestly have never figured out how someone over 5 would ever have skid marks. It's a pretty easy thing to prevent. Unless of course your anus is in backwards
LaSalle04 Posts: 305	May 11, 2008 11:38 PM GMT Quote Weirded. Out...
MunchingZombi... Posts: 1563	May 11, 2008 11:46 PM GMT Quote polobutt saidUnless of course your anus is in backwards Like, eat with it? Because if you saw a picture of someone stick a cucumber up there they were not eating it.
polobutt Posts: 691	May 11, 2008 11:51 PM GMT Quote MunchingZombie said[quote][cite]polobutt said[/cite]Unless of course your anus is in backwards Like, eat with it? Because if you saw a picture of someone stick a cucumber up there they were not eating it. [/quote] Well what were they doing with it?
wrkoutbud30 Posts: 392	May 12, 2008 12:11 AM GMT Quote There are many websites dedicated to this type of fetish. Personally, I prefer em clean and tidy and change them at least once a day..maybe more if i workout and go out somewhere after. My friends ex had this fetish and always wanted to hear stories about seeing guys in the stalls at work with the undies around the ankles and stuff like that!
RunintheCity Posts: 1230	May 12, 2008 12:14 AM GMT Quote The mods should really move this to one of the Sex topic forums. Not to suggest there's anything wrong or uncouth about fetishes...they have their place...but not in the general forum. There might be some sensitive ears here.
Crimthann Posts: 694	May 12, 2008 12:58 AM GMT Quote That's why I dont wear underwear. No drawers, no skidmarks.
Timberoo Posts: 2343	May 12, 2008 12:59 AM GMT Quote Sometimes I just don't feel fresh
winningeleven Posts: 51	May 12, 2008 1:12 AM GMT Quote Timberoo saidSometimes I just don't feel fresh I have no idea if this is intended to be as hilarious as it is.
polobutt Posts: 691	May 12, 2008 1:18 AM GMT Quote I'm just not down with brown.
Timberoo Posts: 2343	May 12, 2008 1:18 AM GMT Quote winningeleven said[quote][cite]Timberoo said[/cite]Sometimes I just don't feel fresh I have no idea if this is intended to be as hilarious as it is.[/quote] hopefully it was
zdrew Posts: 1780	May 12, 2008 3:58 AM GMT Quote Shit no. I pay way too much for my undies to soil them. And I've also discovered the miracle that is toilet paper.
jms84 Posts: 714	May 12, 2008 4:02 AM GMT Quote this was all about a fetish?
SockMonkey Posts: 251	May 12, 2008 4:03 AM GMT Quote zdrew saidAnd I've also discovered the miracle that is toilet paper. Soap and water with a washcloth are also essential for everyday hygiene.
Caslon6000 Posts: 6857	May 12, 2008 4:09 AM GMT Quote This thread proves to me that if someone posts it, we will discuss it! ....
zdrew Posts: 1780	May 12, 2008 4:11 AM GMT Quote Not really, Caslon. It's one of those nights I only post because I'm in a foul mood and need to call people stupid or inane in order to feel a bit happier. I mean, really. What the effing hell??? Skidmarks? Really??? Okay, I should go away now.
ShawnTX Posts: 2072	May 12, 2008 4:13 AM GMT Quote Awww, I'm sorry you're in a foul mood. Do you want me to play with your butterfly?
zdrew Posts: 1780	May 12, 2008 4:16 AM GMT Quote ROFL! Shawn! I'm trying to have a bad mood, dammit. You're killing it for me! ... Aww...hell. Smooch
ShawnTX Posts: 2072	May 12, 2008 4:17 AM GMT Quote See...I'm good for something afterall!
hotversguy Posts: 145	May 12, 2008 6:49 AM GMT Quote um, wear black underwear?
jsttennis77 Posts: 667	May 12, 2008 6:54 AM GMT Quote Wow! The OP really wonders if other people have skidmarks and wants to hear about it? Wow! Just ... wow!
Justjohn Posts: 328	May 12, 2008 6:55 AM GMT Quote Finally, a sensible voice. hotversguy saidum, wear black underwear?
Hidden/Deleted Member	May 12, 2008 8:08 AM GMT Quote Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....No.
Sedative Posts: 4887	May 12, 2008 11:06 AM GMT Quote LOL never ever. I didn't even know what a skidmark was. Filipinos generally do not use toilet paper only, but soap and water too after um... vacating. LOL
CarlosGringo Posts: 436	May 12, 2008 8:10 PM GMT Quote I think I know what you mean by skidmarks and I, for one, have no shame in admitting that I have had them at different times over my 49-year-old life. Unfortunately (or not), my schedules at different times have required me to STICK WITH (to?) the same nasty undies for twelve hours. If I had had an accident during one of these unfortunate episodes, I would simply take comfort in the notion that health care professionals are trained to deal with nasty stuff. Charlie
CarlosGringo Posts: 436	May 12, 2008 8:11 PM GMT Quote PS The attached photo of mine isn't showing a sEg!
XRuggerATX Posts: 2252	May 12, 2008 8:23 PM GMT Quote This thread reeks of fetishism. ((badump bump crash))
McGay Posts: 2274	May 12, 2008 8:24 PM GMT Quote You might do better by your underwear if you practiced better anal hygiene. Pee Yu!
MunchingZombi... Posts: 1563	May 12, 2008 8:28 PM GMT Quote I think the moment you are no longer innocent is when you realize that anything and everything is someone's fetish. Sorry cliffejay this thread didn't provide the beat off material you wanted. Sorry a fitness site didn't do it, but I am sure there are other URL's like skidboz.com or ChristThatIsRaunchyUnderwear.com that could help you out.
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bsskate Posts: 22	May 12, 2008 8:32 PM GMT Quote DJ Bens...That is hilarious!!!!! This post cannot be for real...
SoDakGuy Posts: 621	May 12, 2008 8:33 PM GMT Quote Dude ... you need more therapy than I do!
ShawnTX Posts: 2072	May 12, 2008 8:36 PM GMT Quote ROFL...that's too funny DJBens. Zombie I can't believe those websites exist. Tell the truth now, did you look those up for cliffiejay's benefit, or did you already have them on-hand?
MikePhil Posts: 2370	May 12, 2008 8:50 PM GMT Quote I have to admit................................. I hadn't a clue what "skidmarks" were I have never understood this fetish with shit
auryn Posts: 1225	May 12, 2008 9:01 PM GMT Quote Charmin Fresh Mates
muttskins Posts: 819	May 12, 2008 9:23 PM GMT Quote Ok, I'm going to admit, to change this thread a bit around. I used to have skidmarks, but that was before I decided to start shaving my crack, once every month or two. It was, as I found out in a bit of a nasty way, because crap got stuck on my curly locks in the valley. Ahem, I guess I'm feeling rather courageous to actually admit this horrible truth! Not proud of it, but, there's your answer cliffie! I bet half of you up there are lying!
muttskins Posts: 819	May 12, 2008 9:25 PM GMT Quote PS... There is something else that I have to admit to also, but I'm just gonna leave you to ponder on what it could be, I'll bring up a thread on it someday... Edit: Here is the confession: My 600th post: A Public Confession
eb925guy Posts: 771	May 12, 2008 9:36 PM GMT Quote muttskins saidOk, I'm going to admit, to change this thread a bit around. I [i]used to have skidmarks, but that was before I decided to start shaving my crack, once every month or two. It was, as I found out in a bit of a nasty way, because crap got stuck on my curly locks in the valley. Ahem, I guess I'm feeling rather courageous to actually admit this horrible truth! Not proud of it, but, there's your answer cliffie! I bet half of you up there are lying! [/i] Oh I really don't think I needed to conger up that image. Come on guys, this is disgusting! LOL I'm all for finishing the paperwork completely after the job!
MikePhil Posts: 2370	May 12, 2008 9:36 PM GMT Quote muttskins saidOk, I'm going to admit, to change this thread a bit around. I used to have skidmarks, but that was before I decided to start shaving my crack, once every month or two. It was, as I found out in a bit of a nasty way, because crap got stuck on my curly locks in the valley. Ahem, I guess I'm feeling rather courageous to actually admit this horrible truth! Not proud of it, but, there's your answer cliffie! I bet half of you up there are lying! And you say you are str8.........oops.........I mean straight I am now starting to worry about this photo, that is in review Sorry mutts, I'm just joking
eb925guy Posts: 771	May 12, 2008 9:38 PM GMT Quote [quote][cite]DJBens77 said[/quote] Oh Man DJ, that was the perfect video for this posting. Great job!!! You win the "Post of the Day" award, I'm sure there must be one and the management at RJ is probably working hard at figuring out what exactly you won! LOL
muttskins Posts: 819	May 12, 2008 9:38 PM GMT Quote Hehe, no, the photo is the same one I had, only a bit brighter, coz it was too dark...
McGay Posts: 2274	May 12, 2008 9:44 PM GMT Quote In higher social circles, they're referred to as racing stripes.
MunchingZombi... Posts: 1563	May 12, 2008 9:53 PM GMT Quote ShawnTO saidZombie I can't believe those websites exist. Tell the truth now, did you look those up for cliffiejay's benefit, or did you already have them on-hand? I keep a file of ahem materials for every fetish. Like dolphins? Bonz4fins.com How about clowns? ClownCarVagina.cp, Or a fetish for the mentally retarded. Whitehouse.gov It is part of anthropological research... no, really.
muttskins Posts: 819	May 12, 2008 10:11 PM GMT Quote muttskins saidHehe, no, the photo is the same one I had, only a bit brighter, coz it was too dark... There you go, it's brighter now!
Pattison Posts: 1416	May 12, 2008 10:29 PM GMT Quote Since this is a topic about shite. Q. How do you know if your roommate is gay? A. His dick tastes of shite.
Hidden/Deleted Member	May 12, 2008 10:30 PM GMT Quote eb925guy said[quote][cite]DJBens77 said Oh Man DJ, that was the perfect video for this posting. Great job!!! You win the "Post of the Day" award, I'm sure there must be one and the management at RJ is probably working hard at figuring out what exactly you won! LOL[/quote] Let me know. hope its not a pair of cliffie's dirty drwers.
MikePhil Posts: 2370	May 12, 2008 10:32 PM GMT Quote muttskins said[quote][cite]muttskins said[/cite]Hehe, no, the photo is the same one I had, only a bit brighter, coz it was too dark... There you go, it's brighter now! [/quote] I know your straight, but I will say it anyway. Brighter and cuter Anyway mutts, thank God, you had me worried there for a while
CSPYNY Posts: 105	May 12, 2008 10:38 PM GMT Quote I thought for sure this was going to be "erections in uncomfortable situations" Turns out it wasn't
obscenewish Posts: 3062	May 12, 2008 10:41 PM GMT Quote What does this say about the underwear of the men on cliffiejay's hot list?
Hidden/Deleted Member	May 12, 2008 10:48 PM GMT Quote cspyny saidI thought for sure this was going to be "erections in uncomfortable situations" Like in the back of a volkswagon?
polobutt Posts: 691	May 12, 2008 11:14 PM GMT Quote I actually love getting erections in uncomfortable situations. Like sometimes when I'm cycling. Or when I'm getting a great massage. Or when I'm at the Chiropractors.
muttskins Posts: 819	May 13, 2008 10:21 PM GMT Quote MikePhil saidI know your straight, but I will say it anyway. Brighter and cuter Anyway mutts, thank God, you had me worried there for a while Awww, what did you think I was going to put up? My ass?! Lol!
MikePhil Posts: 2370	May 13, 2008 11:06 PM GMT Quote muttskins said[quote][cite]MikePhil said[/cite]I know your straight, but I will say it anyway. Brighter and cuter Anyway mutts, thank God, you had me worried there for a while Awww, what did you think I was going to put up? My ass?! Lol! [/quote] As cute as it might be, but yes
muttskins Posts: 819	May 13, 2008 11:12 PM GMT Quote Hehe! Next time I'll put one up with skidmarks especially for you! Hehe!
MikePhil Posts: 2370	May 13, 2008 11:29 PM GMT Quote muttskins saidHehe! Next time I'll put one up with skidmarks especially for you! Hehe! Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh no, don't do that. I like it clean.
muttskins Posts: 819	May 13, 2008 11:31 PM GMT Quote Lolz, don't worry, me keep cute baby bottom clean and sparkly!
MikePhil Posts: 2370	May 13, 2008 11:38 PM GMT Quote muttskins saidLolz, don't worry, me keep cute baby bottom clean and sparkly! LOL, You know, if I said that to any other straight guy I would expect to get a black eye
muttskins Posts: 819	May 13, 2008 11:42 PM GMT Quote Why? Can't understand.
WyoLifter Posts: 158	May 13, 2008 11:42 PM GMT Quote Just buy black underwear; problem solved.
McGay Posts: 2274	May 13, 2008 11:49 PM GMT Quote

Hidden/Deleted Member	May 13, 2008 11:59 PM GMT Quote You better adjust your diet or get a case of Charmin at costco. Your ass is either dripping or you don't wipe right. While in costo get yourself a case boxers shorts

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