An answer for all the "how do I meet a guy" threads

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    Sep 09, 2011 12:49 PM GMT
    GET A PUPPY!! Then take that puppy around gay men and let its adorable face do all the work.

    Last night I played trivia at this predominantly gay restaurant called Joes. One of my lesbian friends just got a puppy (duh) and of course I had to hold it and carry it around all night. Gay men flock to puppies. I know this isn't some sort of intellectual breakthrough, but I think some people don't realize this.

    Alright, time to get off the computer and go try that. Go! Shoo!
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    Sep 09, 2011 2:14 PM GMT
    You know what...I can't disagree with this at all :-)
    Who doesn't love puppies?
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    Sep 09, 2011 2:16 PM GMT
    This is very true.
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    Sep 09, 2011 2:24 PM GMT
    If i saw a dude with a puppy I wouldn't be phased at all since it's not the puppy I'd be interested in. This tactic works better with the ladies.
  • ohioguy12

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    Sep 09, 2011 2:59 PM GMT
    Puppies grab attention from anyone regardless of sexual orientation, gender, or age. I just wish I was able to have one.
  • gcoastmark

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    Sep 09, 2011 3:16 PM GMT
    So what you are saying is that we need a conversation starter...of course everyone loves puppies but the puppy is the bait. What's your hook?icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 09, 2011 3:20 PM GMT
    What about kittens? Do they work well as bait also?
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    Sep 09, 2011 3:32 PM GMT
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  • gcoastmark

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    Sep 09, 2011 3:32 PM GMT
    runnerjc saidWhat about kittens? Do they work well as bait also?


    seems like there should be a punchline to that!
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    Sep 09, 2011 3:34 PM GMT
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    I don't know which one I want to play with most icon_wink.gif
  • hartfan

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    Sep 09, 2011 3:51 PM GMT
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    Exactly which one is the puppy again?
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    Sep 09, 2011 4:30 PM GMT
    My aunt works for dog rescue...look them up! There is most likely one in your area!
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    Sep 09, 2011 5:10 PM GMT
    Do you think it would work the same/better if I were walking around with 2 fully grown Newfoundlands?
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    Sep 09, 2011 5:18 PM GMT
    I think kittens COULD work. But they have to be little kittens.

    And yeah, pretty much everyone loved this puppy last night, girls too. It looked like a little st. Bernard but it was actually a collie/pitbull mix. So cute!

    I wasn't even trying to use the puppy as guy bait but geeze, I got stopped by almost everyone. I really just wanted to spend time with the little guy!

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    Sep 09, 2011 8:57 PM GMT
    Ew Joe's.
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    Sep 09, 2011 10:22 PM GMT
    I have a really cute puppy and nobody talks to me at dog parks. I didn't know I was doing it wrong - now with this information I feel bad icon_sad.gif
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    Sep 09, 2011 10:25 PM GMT
    Lol guys come to me regardless so a puppy would be too much
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    Sep 09, 2011 11:51 PM GMT
    STAMPEDE!!
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    Sep 09, 2011 11:52 PM GMT
    I want a Japanese Akita...
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    D'aww.. who's a pretty puppy? icon_surprised.gif
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    Sep 09, 2011 11:55 PM GMT
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    You can't deny these adowabwe widdwe faces!!
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    Sep 09, 2011 11:57 PM GMT
    Anduru saidI want a Japanese Akita...
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    D'aww.. who's a pretty puppy? icon_surprised.gif

    Yes! Just like that movie with Richard Gere hachi?
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    Sep 09, 2011 11:59 PM GMT
    waimea saidYes! Just like that movie with Richard Gere hachi?
    wut movie? lol
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  • laxdude25

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    Sep 10, 2011 12:02 AM GMT
    Doesn't have to be a puppy to attract guys (or girls, for that matter). I had a really fun golden/border collie mutt, and walked him in Central Park all the time. I was always amazed at the number of conversations that got started with hot guys who I thought were totally out of my league, who used the dog as an excuse to start the convo...and then led to other options. Sadly, we just had to put my dog down last weekend. So we'll be looking for a puppy to adopt this fall.
  • Musicman91

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    Sep 10, 2011 12:07 AM GMT
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    All right boys flock!