lol oops

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 09, 2011 11:42 PM GMT
    Yesterday I raged so hard that I kicked a metal door about 8 times or so and now I can't walk properly because the foot I kicked with is in excruciating pain when I try to walk. There is no washroom in my hallway so if I ever have to go I have to hobble over to the elevator to go upstairs or hobble through the cafeteria (I only do this if I'm hungry as well).
    I'm going to the walk-in clinic tomorrow to see if I have to go to the hospital for it.


    Have you ever done something stupid in a fit of rage? icon_lol.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 12:01 AM GMT
    Oh come on you can't tell me that out of all the meatheads here none of you have ever been angry and done something stupid.
  • Musicman91

    Posts: 1530

    Sep 10, 2011 12:09 AM GMT
    One time I kicked my cellar door and it completely shattered.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 12:11 AM GMT
    MusicMan91 saidOne time I kicked my cellar door and it completely shattered.
    Was it the typical wooden door?

    There was a guy in my dorms who got angry when he was drunk and kicked his foot right through a glass door.
  • Musicman91

    Posts: 1530

    Sep 10, 2011 12:14 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    MusicMan91 saidOne time I kicked my cellar door and it completely shattered.
    Was it the typical wooden door?

    There was a guy in my dorms who got angry when he was drunk and kicked his foot right through a glass door.



    Yessir

    An even funnier scenario some gal I knew in high school got so mad she kicked a window in school and broke it lol.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 12:32 AM GMT
    MusicMan91 said
    Anduru said
    MusicMan91 saidOne time I kicked my cellar door and it completely shattered.
    Was it the typical wooden door?
    There was a guy in my dorms who got angry when he was drunk and kicked his foot right through a glass door.
    Yessir
    An even funnier scenario some gal I knew in high school got so mad she kicked a window in school and broke it lol.
    haha, the only thing dumber than kicking a door or a wall is kicking GLASS.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 12:32 AM GMT
    brb hobbling to the washroom/cafeteria
  • Timbales

    Posts: 13993

    Sep 10, 2011 12:33 AM GMT
    I'm sorry you hurt your foot.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 12:52 AM GMT
    Timbales saidI'm sorry you hurt your foot.
    b52xqo.jpg


    loljk. thanks icon_smile.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 1:06 AM GMT
    Anduru saidYesterday I raged so hard that I kicked a metal door about 8 times or so and now I can't walk properly because the foot I kicked with is in excruciating pain when I try to walk.


    Dude seriously you're turning me on. There's nothing more attractive than a ginger acting like a ninja.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 1:07 AM GMT
    JakeBenson said
    Anduru saidYesterday I raged so hard that I kicked a metal door about 8 times or so and now I can't walk properly because the foot I kicked with is in excruciating pain when I try to walk.


    Dude seriously you're turning me on. There's nothing more attractive than a ginger acting like a ninja.


    icon_eek.gif Ginger ninjas?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 1:08 AM GMT
    Ginger-ninja-300x300.jpg
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 2:11 AM GMT
    Not a rage thing, but a drunk thing about 18 years ago - some dude I crushed on when in the USAF in England showed me a way to break windows using the meaty part of my lower arm just below my elbow (wearing a leather jacket).

    Broke out about six windows in various dorms win this neat trick, before finally getting caught by one particular guy who was looking to score points with his chain of command: but it turned out to be his word against mine, I was a week short to rotate back stateside, and I had a few friends cover my alibi of shagging a girl (who i had fucked around with on ocassion) in Milton Keynes during the time of the "alledged" window breaking.

    They all thought the brown-nosey guy who caught me to be a colossal dick anyway, so it all worked out good. icon_biggrin.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 2:20 AM GMT
    Also more of a drunk thing:

    I decided to climb barefoot up on-top of my friend's refridgerator to show him how high it was. I then jumped off and broke my foot with the landing.

    So stupid
  • calibro

    Posts: 8888

    Sep 10, 2011 2:34 AM GMT
    one time at band camp i realized band is for losers and going to camp for band makes you an even bigger loser so i left and had buttsecks with hot guys not in band
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 3:11 AM GMT
    calibro saidone time at band camp i realized band is for losers and going to camp for band makes you an even bigger loser so i left and had buttsecks with hot guys not in band


    cool story brah
  • Import

    Posts: 7193

    Sep 10, 2011 3:12 AM GMT
    HA HA


    idiot
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 3:26 AM GMT
    When I was a kid I would HULK out and scream-hard at my family that I hated them (complete with bared teeth, claw fingers and full body flexing). The emotion would take me over and my rage needed release.

    I have always been a shitty video gamer, and especially when I was young, I would smash the controllers on the ground in anger. Damn things were indestructible though.

    At some point around age 20 I stopped being able to get that angry and a circuit breaker activates whenever I get really pissed off. Less stuff gets broken but I get less release too.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 3:43 AM GMT
    When I was 8 in the cub scouts we went camping this one time in the woods in these paper/cardboard tepees that we had spent two weeks making. This kid Brian, who was 9 and I hated each other and it was no secret but in order to go on the trip we had to behave. He kept nitpicking with me and eventually said something to me that really pissed me off. I'm not sure exactly what happened in between but all I remember is there was an exchange of words and I ended up setting his tent on fire. I stood there and watched it burn while still in a rage, he was crying hysterically and the scouts were freaking out trying to put the fire out. As expected, I was sent home, kicked out of the scouts, punished for a year and I had to write a letter apologizing to Brian and the scouts. I had a fiery temper back then but I feel really bad about doing it now because I knew it took him a while to build his.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 3:48 AM GMT
    BlackCat90 saidWhen I was 8 in the cub scouts we went camping this one time in the woods in these paper/cardboard tepees that we had spent two weeks making. This kid Brian, who was 9 and I hated each other and it was no secret but in order to go on the trip we had to behave. He kept nitpicking with me and eventually said something to me that really pissed me off. I'm not sure exactly what happened in between but all I remember is there was an exchange of words and I ended up setting his tent on fire. I stood there and watched it burn while still in a rage, he was crying hysterically and the scouts were freaking out trying to put the fire out. As expected, I was sent home, kicked out of the scouts, punished for a year and I had to write a letter apologizing to Brian and the scouts. I had a fiery temper back then but I feel really bad about doing it now because I knew it took him a while to build his.


    Reminds me of that time I stabbed a kid.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 4:00 AM GMT
    Not much in fits of rage. Had a crappy server who gave me a crappy pen to sign the check so I broke his pen.

    Most of my stupid things are done in fits of lucid stupidity, like breaking light fixtures with replica swords.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 4:10 AM GMT
    Trollileo saidOh, I was playing volleyball at church camp and when my team was sucking (because I'm apparently the only one who isn't afraid of getting dirty) I shouted something along the lines of "god dammit shitting dick nipple cunt nugget fuck twat!" The looks on everyone's faces were priceless.



    Lol, I'll bet the air turned colour (a handy talent)!


    -Doug
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 10:07 AM GMT
    Import saidHA HA
    idiot
    I'm not stupid, just insane. Don't fuck with me or the door will be your face. icon_lol.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 10:16 AM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidAt some point around age 20 I stopped being able to get that angry and a circuit breaker activates whenever I get really pissed off. Less stuff gets broken but I get less release too.
    I haven't been as angry as I was since I was maybe 18, and I'm 22 now.

    Oh and I raged even harder tonight because I was yelling "DO YOU HAVE NO CONSIDERATION FOR THE FACT THAT PEOPLE LIVE HERE?" at a huge groups of douchebags and douchettes (they better watch out or they'll get AIDS when they date rape the girls) and some tall skinny pizzaface douche was standing beside me mocking me, so I took out my anger on his face. I'm "suspended without academic penalty" until the school calls me to set me up with a counseler, but I fucking hate my school and I hate all the stupid fucking retarded douchebags that don't deserve a college education in the least who go there.

    I wish I could go to the hospital and asked to be euthanized the way a vet puts down a dog. I hate the world and almost everybody in it and since I can't take away all the lives of people who don't deserve theirs I might as well just take mine so that I don't have to be around them any more.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Sep 10, 2011 10:16 AM GMT
    Soulasphyxi said
    JakeBenson said
    Anduru saidYesterday I raged so hard that I kicked a metal door about 8 times or so and now I can't walk properly because the foot I kicked with is in excruciating pain when I try to walk.
    Dude seriously you're turning me on. There's nothing more attractive than a ginger acting like a ninja.
    icon_eek.gif Ginger ninjas?
    Ginjas.