Reasons why it's better to cruise at the gym than at the club part 2

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    May 12, 2008 8:02 PM GMT
    Reasons why it's better to cruise at the gym than at the club(This list is so good I had to add it here!)


    You know the guy cares about his appearance/health

    You’re sober when you pick the guy you like.

    You don’t have to take a guy home to see him naked.

    You really do know that he’s happy to see you.

    Lotion/Conditioner/Soap who needs lube?

    You can quickly wash off after your done being comfortable with a guy.

    You can have male bonding with multiple guys at one time and then smile and act like old friends at the end.

    Nothing finishes a good workout like a good meat beating.

    Once you’re done a simple thanks and see you later is ok.

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    May 12, 2008 8:14 PM GMT
    Instead of some awful pick-up line you can say hey can you spot me.

    Treadmill.....920 calories an hour
    Stainary bike .....750 calories an hour
    Eliptical trainer......850 calories an hour
    Rowing machine.....720 calories an hour


    Sex in the changing room 1048 calories an hour beats them all everytime.











    By the way I wouldn't mind being asked out in the gym no way would I drop my workout shorts for someone. Also I made those numbers upicon_lol.gif
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    May 12, 2008 8:21 PM GMT
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    wow.

    i mean, like... wow. and shit.

    you know something is just downright scandalous when it makes a stripper blush.