Sometimes I Wish I Was Asexual

  • Joeyphx444

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    Sep 11, 2011 11:44 PM GMT
    Yes!!! Men and women are blah why do I have to be attracted to anyone, it just hurts at the end
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    Sep 11, 2011 11:51 PM GMT
    Some ppl are icon_smile.gif
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    Sep 11, 2011 11:52 PM GMT
    noo i dun want to fuck myself duh ! xD
  • dancedancekj

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    Sep 12, 2011 1:34 AM GMT
    Joeyphx444 saidYes!!! Men and women are blah why do I have to be attracted to anyone, it just hurts at the end


    Use more lube and go slowly.
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    Sep 12, 2011 2:15 AM GMT
    Are you fucking kidding me? Sex is one of the great things about being alive. If you're bitching about having to have sex, you're doing something wrong!!!
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    Sep 12, 2011 2:19 AM GMT
    dancedancekj said
    Joeyphx444 saidYes!!! Men and women are blah why do I have to be attracted to anyone, it just hurts at the end


    Use more lube and go slowly.


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  • Vaughn

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    Sep 12, 2011 2:23 AM GMT
    Life would be so easy... but no sex? Yet... no ex also.
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    Sep 12, 2011 2:23 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidThese days I vacillate between homosexual and asexual. I'm really over sex these days.


    I feel the same way at times. iv found myself going 3 years once with no sexual contact, then went 18 months another time.
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    Sep 12, 2011 2:25 AM GMT
    Trollileo said
    Waking up and not being able to move, because his arm was around me was one of the most comforting things I've ever felt.



    This can be replicated quite easily by tying a heavy piece of furniture to your chest very tightly before bedtime.
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    Sep 12, 2011 2:26 AM GMT
    Joeyphx444 saidYes!!! Men and women are blah why do I have to be attracted to anyone, it just hurts at the end

    You could always be a eunuch.
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    Sep 12, 2011 2:28 AM GMT
    Trollileo said
    atljoe75 said
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidThese days I vacillate between homosexual and asexual. I'm really over sex these days.


    I feel the same way at times. iv found myself going 3 years once with no sexual contact, then went 18 months another time.
    Yes, but was it voluntary?


    yeah it was just pretty was over being treated poorly in the past and just didn't care. I found some of my most depressing times in life while in relationships. feeling like i always had to keep their interest or feeling like i had to keep them constantly entertained out of fear they might cheat or something. However while being alone I never get depressed
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    Sep 12, 2011 2:29 AM GMT
    I sometimes feel like this, like I'm so over sex (yeah right, who am I kiddin?:lolicon_smile.gif and then when I'm reading celeb gossip online and I see a pic of Hugh Jackman shirtless I'm like - No way I'm asexual! icon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gif

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    Sep 12, 2011 2:32 AM GMT
    Trollileo said
    Look at those veins. Jesus. He probably has very good blood circulation.


    Stop salivating at my celebrity crushes please!!!
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    Sep 12, 2011 2:34 AM GMT
    im asexual.
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    Sep 12, 2011 2:45 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    Trollileo said
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    Trollileo said
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidThese days I vacillate between homosexual and asexual. I'm really over sex these days.
    You? Asexual?
    Does that seem hard to believe? icon_eek.gif
    Possibly... icon_rolleyes.gif


    Really? Why? I have 'real' sex about four to six times a year. And generally it isn't that great.



    your just doing it wrong.... straight up
  • tyler_helm

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    Sep 12, 2011 3:13 AM GMT
    Hey not having sex is not asexuality. It is being selective or being antisocial doesn't matter just because you don't bang anything in sight doesn't mean there is anything wrong
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    Sep 12, 2011 3:13 AM GMT


    You're right. Sex is a waste of time and boring. Luckily for you, there's an operation for that.
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    Sep 12, 2011 3:18 AM GMT
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    Scruffypup said[filthy hot mess video]
    You're right. Sex is a waste of time and boring. Luckily for you, there's an operation for that.
    I kind of wish I did that so I could sing higher.



    I have an Exacto Knife and some rubbing alcohol. Come on over. icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 12, 2011 4:22 AM GMT
    castration...wow...ekkk...keep that scalpel away from my twins. icon_eek.gif
    I did see it live at the state fair. They were neutering dogs. icon_cool.gif
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    Sep 12, 2011 4:31 AM GMT
    tyler_helm saidHey not having sex is not asexuality. It is being selective or being antisocial doesn't matter just because you don't bang anything in sight doesn't mean there is anything wrong


    +1 the word is misused so often.

    Asexuality is either: a creature reproducing without a partner, or something that has no genitals. As a stretch, you could say something that has nothing to do with sex is asexual. But not having sex for a while isn't asexuality, nor is a decrease in sex drive. Celibacy isn't asexuality.

    MuchMoreThanMuscleI can tell you one thing. The site of your mug makes my dick go limp.


    Hey that wasn't very nice. Say you're sorry, MMTM. Come on.. say iiiiit


    To the OP, try taking Paxil. Not only do your sexual feelings nearly vanish, but you'll almost lose the ability to have an orgasm, so sex is just a frustrating thing to attempt.
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    Sep 12, 2011 4:38 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidHe likes to throw insults so he got one back.


    hmm I really didn't read it that way. It looked like a compliment first, and then a joke. I thought he was flirting with you. Though I shouldn't speak for him.
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    Sep 12, 2011 4:52 AM GMT
    wait, guys' lose their sex drive? really?
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    Sep 12, 2011 5:06 AM GMT
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    lmfaooooooooooo
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    Sep 12, 2011 5:07 AM GMT
    What is this sex you speak of? How does one get it? Does it involve skin to skin contact and a head rush that makes you want to devour the other person in as many ways as possible (so I've heard)?

    Do tell.