Six Inch Eel Swims Up Man's Penis.

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    Sep 14, 2011 12:03 AM GMT
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/fjelstud/six-inch-eel-swims-into-mans-penis
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    Sep 14, 2011 12:05 AM GMT
    Yuck...........
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    Sep 14, 2011 12:06 AM GMT
    WTF!
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    Sep 14, 2011 12:11 AM GMT
    No picture, dang!
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    Sep 14, 2011 12:19 AM GMT
    eww. And hate to be him
  • citypartyboy

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    Sep 14, 2011 12:22 AM GMT
    i would die. literally.
  • ATXnative

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    Sep 14, 2011 12:22 AM GMT
    dont pee in the amazon!
  • danielvn

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    Sep 14, 2011 12:28 AM GMT
    This article is about an eel swimming up a boy's penis, not a Candiru !! lol.
    Oh well, it makes perfect sense since eels like narrow and dark places, their undeveloped eyes are so sensitive to light and so tiny that theyre called eye spots icon_razz.gif
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    Sep 14, 2011 12:35 AM GMT
    Simon78928 saidNo picture, dang!
    Did you really want to see a pic of a 56 yr old chinese guy's dick?
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    Sep 14, 2011 12:38 AM GMT
    danielvn saidThis article is about an eel swimming up a boy's penis, not a Candiru !! lol.
    I dont think anyone has any idea what article you were reading.......
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    Sep 14, 2011 12:43 AM GMT
    danielvn saidThis article is about an eel swimming up a boy's penis, not a Candiru !! lol.
    Oh well, it makes perfect sense since eels like narrow and dark places, their undeveloped eyes are so sensitive to light and so tiny that theyre called eye spots icon_razz.gif


    Umm, 56 yr olds arent considered "boys".

    Back to the original article..... BARF!!
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    Sep 14, 2011 12:44 AM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    danielvn saidThis article is about an eel swimming up a boy's penis, not a Candiru !! lol.
    I dont think anyone has any idea what article you were reading.......


    I believe he was responding to FannyBandit who mentioned the candiru of the amazon, however Daniel seems to have missed the age of the man in the article.

    That ssid, this is some weird shit....
  • LIM54

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    Sep 14, 2011 12:48 AM GMT
    I saw something similar on river monsters. (Insert link I don't have)
  • str8hardbody9

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    Sep 14, 2011 12:53 AM GMT
    LIM54 saidI saw something similar on river monsters. (Insert link I don't have)


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    Sep 14, 2011 12:54 AM GMT
    skifan08 said
    TropicalMark said
    danielvn saidThis article is about an eel swimming up a boy's penis, not a Candiru !! lol.
    I dont think anyone has any idea what article you were reading.......


    I believe he was responding to FannyBandit who mentioned the candiru of the amazon, however Daniel seems to have missed the age of the man in the article.

    That ssid, this is some weird shit....
    Understood.. and agree.
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    Sep 14, 2011 12:55 AM GMT

    I think it's all just a brilliant ploy to advertise that he has a penis that is at least 6".

    *makes a new thread entitled "8 inch chopstick lost in my penis!"
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    Sep 14, 2011 1:00 AM GMT
    Hum, figured by now someone would have offered to suck it out for him icon_lol.gif
    *Not it*
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    Sep 14, 2011 1:26 AM GMT
    It's an eel, not a candiru. The candiru myth was pretty much disproven.
    It's still disturbing.



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    Sep 14, 2011 2:03 AM GMT
    I've met some guys who'd love that...except for the operation part. icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 14, 2011 2:18 AM GMT
    Was it an Eel or the Candiru? It's a type of catfish and those little fuckers are notorious for doing that because the are attracted to your urine and once you get them in you have to have them surgically removed because pulling them out will only cause you more pain thanks to the barbs/spine on their back.

    Either way that really sucks.

    Here's the eel from the article.

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    Pic of the Candiru Fish.

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    Here's the fish being removed.

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    Sep 14, 2011 4:02 AM GMT
    I guess the moral of the story is....don't go skinny dipping in unknown waters icon_eek.gif: icon_biggrin.gif
  • Vaughn

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    Sep 14, 2011 4:04 AM GMT
    11337S saidi seriously doubt he was peeing in the amazon
    i don't even wanna know how a eel even got anywhere near his wang
    the chinese are so kinky!


    LOLZ
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    Sep 14, 2011 4:05 AM GMT
    and I thought sounding was the disgusting enough ....
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    Sep 14, 2011 4:20 AM GMT
    But the rest of the story is when the RN comes in and attempts to insert a catheter in the man's penis to make sure there is no urinary tract blockage...The man jumps out of the bed and runs away screaming!
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    Sep 14, 2011 5:30 AM GMT
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