Since the celebrity thread has probably died, thought I'd repost my most memorable moment with Manson....
Manson disliked me from the moment I met him but I couldn't figure out why. When I talked to him I felt like I was speaking to a crocodile that was about to attack me.
One night I asked if I could use his phone. He gave me the mean look and said "sure" and pointed to the wall phone, even though there was a phone right beside us. I put the phone to my ear and felt a loud "SQUISH." There was a huge gob of mayonaise on the phone and now my ear was full of it! I walked back over to him and said "someone put mayonaise on your phone." He just continued sipping his drink, so I said "did you do that to your own phone?" He looked me dead in the eye and said "yes", as if my question was ridiculous.
He had been glaring at me particularly hard that night, to the point I felt so uncomfortable I almost left. My buddy told me Manson saw me as competition with the girls and that he seldom allowed men over. So he started rubbing my back and sure enough, Manson's attitude towards me changed instantly. He looked at me and said "so you're gay?" and I said "yes." He then said "oh, it all makes sense now." (I have no idea what that meant.)
So we were all standing in a small huddle....me, Manson, my best friend, Dita (his girl friend at the time) when I said to my friend "that dude is so hot." I was referring to Manson's assistant PJ...a cute little straight hairy Italian guy. (I'm changing his name here.) Manson immediately turned to me and asked "what did you say?" I tried brushing it off but he grabbed my arm and demanded to know what I had said. I said "I just said I think your assistant is hot." So Manson yells at PJ to come there. I said "NO!!!" but he called him over anyway. I felt my face turn 20 shades of red. PJ stands in front of us and says "yeah?" Manson says "drop your pants for my friend here so he can see what you're working with." PJ says "fuck you" to Manson and starts to walk away. Manson tackles him to the floor and pulls his pants down. Manson yells at me "fuck him!" I'm standing there in total shock and horror looking for a way to escape when Manson pulls me to the floor and tells me to "finger fuck him." So I make like I'm finger fucking him just to make the situation go away, and he sticks his finger in my ear and digs out some left over mayonaise and puts it on my finger. At this point PJ breaks free, pulls his pants up and goes to the back like this sort of thing happens all the time. Later in the night I apologized to PJ and he said "oh that's cool, I kind of liked it, just not in front of the girls."