Can swallowing cum help build muscle? :-/

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    Sep 16, 2011 12:10 AM GMT
    So my friend swore on his life that he, and several of the other guys who he goes to the gym with in New York, will give each other head (not like a big orgy, just pairs of two) then work out. Apparently cum is made of protein? He says he got mega jacked since cum also has creatine. Odd but interesting.


    What do you think?
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:50 AM GMT
    schmca02 saidSo my friend swore on his life that he, and several of the other guys who he goes to the gym with in New York, will give each other head (not like a big orgy, just pairs of two) then work out. Apparently cum is made of protein? He says he got mega jacked since cum also has creatine. Odd but interesting.


    What do you think?


    False. Small testosterone content but that's pretty much it. Your friends just want easy head.
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    Sep 16, 2011 2:05 AM GMT
    Dude, it's totally true. Wanna work out tomorrow?
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    Sep 16, 2011 2:06 AM GMT
    KardioKing saidDude, it's totally true. Wanna work out tomorrow?


    lol how am I not surprised to see you posting this?
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    Sep 16, 2011 2:16 AM GMT
    Chainers said
    KardioKing saidDude, it's totally true. Wanna work out tomorrow?


    lol how am I not surprised to see you posting this?


    I'm actually surprised I posted it before you did... slut.
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    Sep 16, 2011 2:51 AM GMT
    ROFL

    sure, so does STD and a million of other diseases you can catch from swallowing cum. They all help build muscles, every single one of them.
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    Sep 16, 2011 9:35 AM GMT
    Hahahaha wow..Seriously I have never heard such thing like that.....Yes it does contain small amounts of proteins but its insignificant to cause any major change!

    They just like getting an easy bj.
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    Sep 16, 2011 9:38 AM GMT
    It has been said that my cum has amazing properties - stronger than anabolic steroids with no side-effects, heals all wounds, aches and pains, and tastes like vanilla ice-cream.

    Line up!
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    Sep 16, 2011 10:21 AM GMT
    don't think it'll make you bigger, but sure will put a smile on your face icon_redface.gif
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    Sep 16, 2011 10:45 AM GMT
    I remember hearing a urologist on our local radio station saying that 5ml of cum has the same amount of protein as a small steak.

    That being said, it doesn't come in strawberry, chocolate or vanilla flavour, like my protein shakes.

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    Sep 16, 2011 6:02 PM GMT
    Maybe if you slurped a tubful of cum.
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    Sep 17, 2011 12:51 AM GMT
    Won't make any difference, but personally I believe it is beneficial to drink as much cum as you possibly can.
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    Sep 17, 2011 5:41 PM GMT
    Yes cum has a lot of protein in it... Don't know if its true if that caused your friends muscle mass to increase...

    I suppose a protein shake before workout can be beneficial. Lol
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    Sep 17, 2011 7:28 PM GMT
    Dude that's NOT VERY SAFE!!!! Who cares if it's true?!?! There are safer ways to build muscles like steroids, or weight gainers.
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    Sep 19, 2011 7:39 AM GMT
    waimea saidDude that's NOT VERY SAFE!!!! Who cares if it's true?!?! There are safer ways to build muscles like steroids, or weight gainers.


    Steroids are safer than head?

    I'd rather give head. All in the name of safety, of course icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 19, 2011 1:51 PM GMT
    schmca02 saidSo my friend swore on his life that he, and several of the other guys who he goes to the gym with in New York, will give each other head (not like a big orgy, just pairs of two) then work out. Apparently cum is made of protein? He says he got mega jacked since cum also has creatine. Odd but interesting.


    What do you think?


    That your friend is good at erotic fiction.
  • Hothouse

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    Sep 19, 2011 7:41 PM GMT
    I think a scientific study needs to be done, I'll volunteer to be part of the test group.
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    Sep 20, 2011 12:35 AM GMT
    I'll volunteer to be a donor. I seem to have an ample supply and I'm always making more. ;)

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    But yeah, gotta love the BroScience, where 5mL of spooge has more than 20g of protein it: maybe it's because my scrotum is like a bag of holding?
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    Sep 20, 2011 8:32 AM GMT
    alphatrigger saidI'll volunteer to be a donor. I seem to have an ample supply and I'm always making more. ;)

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    But yeah, gotta love the BroScience, where 5mL of spooge has more than 20g of protein it: maybe it's because my scrotum is like a bag of holding?


    I hope you use a different bag of holding when you stuff in your greataxes.

    You should do mail order frozen sperm shipments. Might as well make money off that white gold rather than throw it away.
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    Sep 24, 2011 1:33 PM GMT
    Might help you build your jaw muscles but that's about it mate.
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    Sep 24, 2011 2:05 PM GMT
    If the other guy is doing a steroid cycle there is actually a not-insignificant testosterone content in the semen.

    But you could just take the steroids yourself and skip that step ;)
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    Sep 24, 2011 3:10 PM GMT
    It's funny, like in Sex is Zero movie, they made an fried egg out of cum ^^