How to poop at work (or school)

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    Sep 16, 2011 12:21 AM GMT
    http://gawker.com/5839808/how-to-poop-at-work

    I was reading this article on Gawker and I was LOLing (literally) because many commenters said that they're very afraid of other people hearing them poop and I thought I was the only one, I just have a HUGE fear of people hearing me poop, or even worse, imagine that a guy you like hears you poop, I would never get over that icon_eek.gif

    So how do you feel about all this shit? (pun intended)

    P.S. Read the article, it's very funny.

    EDIT:

    Cause THOUSANDS of RJ'ers (ok only one RJ'er icon_rolleyes.gificon_lol.gif ) asked for this:

    HOW TO ELIMINATE POOP SPLASH?

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    Sep 16, 2011 12:25 AM GMT
    I had huge public bathroom issues growing up. When I was little I couldn't go into one, I preferred to hold it in and suffer. When I was around college age I could only go and pee in one if it was empty and I felt really anxious. Eventually (and very gradually) I lost that fear and anxiety to where I can take a shit in public and not give a damn. But looking back it was awful feeling like that.
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:27 AM GMT
    never poop in public.
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:29 AM GMT
    I have no issues dropping a deuce at work. I love it when a dude is pissing and start with ripping a huge fart. I see it as me asserting my dominance among the bathroom herd.
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:29 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidI had huge public bathroom issues growing up. When I was little I couldn't go into one, I preferred to hold it in and suffer. When I was around college age I could only go and pee in one if it was empty and I felt really anxious. Eventually (and very gradually) I lost that fear and anxiety to where I can take a shit in public and not give a damn. But looking back it was awful feeling like that.


    I'm not exactly like that but I don't go out of the stall till everyone's left cuz I feel like so embarrassed if they heard me or something icon_lol.gif and I just started a thread about it icon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:29 AM GMT
    You are not alone...well maybe you are but you used to not be. When I was in college I got over the public stall issue, mostly made myself go because I was tried of having the problem and hated to have to hunt for the right bathroom or the wait to really need to go to be able to go.

    People can hear me shit all they want since how will they know it’s me unless they really want to know and look or something. I do it, you do it, we all do it so what’s the problem with being heard doing it….
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:31 AM GMT
    Simon78928 said was tried of having the problem and hated to have to hunt for the right bathroom


    Yeah, but I just can't do it if the restroom isn't empty, I just can't!!! icon_razz.gif
  • shred_thegnar

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    Sep 16, 2011 12:33 AM GMT
    After living in rez and living in the city, I dislike using public toilet, esp. Monday early morning. My god some people either like to shit in the air and miss the toilet.

    Fearing, I do not. Though I like to listen to blaring music.
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:34 AM GMT
    Hypnotico said
    Ariodante saidI had huge public bathroom issues growing up. When I was little I couldn't go into one, I preferred to hold it in and suffer. When I was around college age I could only go and pee in one if it was empty and I felt really anxious. Eventually (and very gradually) I lost that fear and anxiety to where I can take a shit in public and not give a damn. But looking back it was awful feeling like that.


    I'm not exactly like that but I don't go out of the stall till everyone's left cuz I feel like so embarrassed if they heard me or something icon_lol.gif and I just started a thread about it icon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif


    HAHAHAHA are you afraid of someone saying "DAMN, what crawled up his ass and died??"jk awww don't be embarrassed....it's a natural body function. That's the way you have to look at it. Shit happens (pun intended).
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:34 AM GMT
    haha thats funny it seems that most of ppl got the same problem .. yeah its kinda embarrassing .. i usually make sure that i wont need to use bathroom while am out .... i cant feel comfortable unless i am in ma home ;)
  • Montague

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    Sep 16, 2011 12:35 AM GMT
    You mean you've never been a row of port-a-potties with like ten of your buds and your just all pooping and and shooting the shit at the same time?(pun intended)
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:36 AM GMT
    I went to military school... I could sit naked on the toilet with no stall door and read the newspaper and just shit to my heart's content.

    Military and sports... can't do that with any modesty.
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:36 AM GMT
    BlackCat90 said
    Hypnotico said
    Ariodante saidI had huge public bathroom issues growing up. When I was little I couldn't go into one, I preferred to hold it in and suffer. When I was around college age I could only go and pee in one if it was empty and I felt really anxious. Eventually (and very gradually) I lost that fear and anxiety to where I can take a shit in public and not give a damn. But looking back it was awful feeling like that.


    I'm not exactly like that but I don't go out of the stall till everyone's left cuz I feel like so embarrassed if they heard me or something icon_lol.gif and I just started a thread about it icon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif


    HAHAHAHA are you afraid of someone saying "DAMN, what crawled up his ass and died??"jk awww don't be embarrassed....it's a natural body function. That's the way you have to look at it. Shit happens.


    No, I never thought I would actually type this, but my poop doesn't smell, I don't drink soda or junk food, and I eat a lot of fruit, I'm not a vegetarian tho, but I'm just embarrassed of those natural body functions haha
  • starboard5

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    Sep 16, 2011 12:38 AM GMT
    Had a friend in college who went into the Marines. He told me the bathrooms were communal, of course, but there were no urinals. Everyone peed in a long trough. And the toilets were out in the open; no partitions between them, so everyone not only heard you poop, they could see you doing it, too. He said it was designed that way for psychological reasons. Don't know if the Corps still practices this.
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:38 AM GMT
    Alpha_Muscle saidI went to military school... I could sit naked on the toilet with no stall door and read the newspaper and just shit to my heart's content.

    Military and sports... can't do that with any modesty.


    Damn I forgot about the times w/o stall doors hah
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:39 AM GMT
    I pee fine in public. I only do the other if I absolutely have to. I even just retyped the last sentence so I didn't have to type the word "poop". lol. At school I go to the third floor of the library where the bathroom is way in the back... I can usually get the privacy I want there.

    Me ex and I used to play this game... that he started. We would get our camera phones ready and burst in the bathroom while the other was going and snap a couple shots. I put an end to the game when one day in the third floor bathroom at the library he stuck his phone under the stall and started snapping away. lol that was too much.
  • TheIStrat

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    Sep 16, 2011 12:39 AM GMT
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:39 AM GMT
    I'm not a shit farter fortunately unless I'm having stomach issues...I can't believe I just wrote that sentence.....anyway...but yeah some guys fart up a storm and I'd probably be embarrassed if I did that in public that loudly.
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:43 AM GMT


    This thread sooo made me think of Harold and Kumar!!
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:45 AM GMT
    ULmatt saidI pee fine in public. I only do the other if I absolutely have to. I even just retyped the last sentence so I didn't have to type the word "poop". lol. At school I go to the third floor of the library where the bathroom is way in the back... I can usually get the privacy I want there.


    I go to the fifth floor of the library to *shameful word which I hate typing too* I WIN! lolicon_lol.gif
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    Sep 16, 2011 12:48 AM GMT
    BlackCat90 said

    This thread sooo made me think of Harold and Kumar!!


    Hahahaha what about Elaine's revenge?

    http://youtu.be/z_LaEACb-Ew Embedding is disabled.
  • Montague

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    Sep 16, 2011 12:52 AM GMT
    It's so bootleg but still funny!

  • ivanuri97

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    Sep 16, 2011 1:20 AM GMT
    I've never seen the Harold and Kumar movies, but that was funny!

    I have issues going in public/work/vacations/anywhere but home. Only in extreme cases do I go! I had gotten used to going at work in a rarely used mens room, even sometimes at the gym.

    The worst thing I've ever experienced was by body telling me I would not go when I was on vacation. I had gone to Brazil for almost a month...you cannot flush toilet paper (I am sure there are lots of countries that are similar) but my body clamped up for 7 days! I could not put the paper in a bin next to the toilet! We were visiting a place one day, it had awesome facilities, my body then told me it was time, I didn't care if they didn't take the paper or not, I was going. I was much happier after that! icon_smile.gif
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    Sep 16, 2011 1:22 AM GMT
    I'm not as phobic as I used to be about using a public restroom, but giveen the choice, I'll still chose a private potty over a communal one. I love the advent of the "family" restroom. They're usually really big, and I get the whole room to myself.

    I'm really fortunate at work. There's four restrooms in my area, two of which are private, and there's only three of us that have keys to them.
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    Sep 16, 2011 1:22 AM GMT
    My problem is not pooping, but rather, I can't pee in the real or imagined presence of other people. At least, not until my bladder is so painfully full that it just has to go. I'm not worried about people checking out my fella or anything down there. But I have this anxiety...I feel like people are impatiently waiting for me to finish.

    Look on the bright side: at least you don't have to poop for a drug test. icon_confused.gif