Awkward moment at urinal

  • beaujangle

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    Sep 16, 2011 1:37 PM GMT
    I was peeing at the urinal and someone walked into the men's toilet. Then I felt him standing right behind me & I freaked out! He quickly apologised. Then I saw that he is partially blind. He moved to the other end of the urinal.

    What a scare!
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    Sep 16, 2011 2:00 PM GMT
    That could have ended badly.
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    Sep 16, 2011 2:03 PM GMT
    That's hilarious.
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    Sep 16, 2011 2:05 PM GMT
    You are a TERRIBLE homosexual.

    Right then and there you should have dropped to your knees and blown him.

    It is up to all of us - you AND me - to sustain the long fought for victory that gay people are sexual predators who wish nothing more than to have sex as much as we can, where and whenever we can if it is the LAST thing we do.

    Goodness.

    What HAS the world come to when you can't fellate a random stranger in a public washroom?!
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    Sep 16, 2011 2:08 PM GMT
    beaujangle saidI was peeing at the urinal and someone walked into the men's toilet. Then I felt him standing right behind me & I freaked out! He quickly apologised. Then I saw that he is partially blind. He moved to the other end of the urinal.

    What a scare!


    Oh man... I laughed out loud at this story... I am sorry bro...

    That is my favorite post of the week!!
    #demented
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    Sep 16, 2011 2:12 PM GMT
    Could've been worse. He could've whipped it out and started to go. Then you'd have been in real trouble.

    About a month ago I was at a bar and the women's line was too long (as usual) and when I went into the men's bathroom (which only had urinals, trough style) there was a woman squatting and going. I didn't know what to do, so I left and got another drink to reflect on what I had seen. Hopefully she didn't get a UTI since there was no toilet paper or paper towels (just the electric hand dryer).
  • hawkeye7

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    Sep 16, 2011 2:18 PM GMT
    That is very funny.
    It is odd how chatty some men are the urinal. I did alot of clubbing in the 90's and I always found it facinating how drugs made otherwise very shy men into total pee exhibitionists. Hey man watch me pee, was really common.
    There pants come much farther down too.
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    Sep 16, 2011 2:22 PM GMT
    I am really quite pee shy myself...
    But years ago I was at a quasi leather bar (mostly filled with yuppies and a sprinking of leather) called The Lure in NYC...
    Im at the urinal doing my business when this guy shoves a beer bottle in front me and says "Can you top this off for me?!"
    Hilarious!!
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    Sep 16, 2011 2:32 PM GMT
    ncujock saidThat could have ended badly.

    For sure...
  • smudgedude

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    Sep 16, 2011 2:42 PM GMT
    Inostrankan saidYou are a TERRIBLE homosexual.

    Right then and there you should have dropped to your knees and blown him.

    It is up to all of us - you AND me - to sustain the long fought for victory that gay people are sexual predators who wish nothing more than to have sex as much as we can, where and whenever we can if it is the LAST thing we do.

    Goodness.

    What HAS the world come to when you can't fellate a random stranger in a public washroom?!


    i know! i just don't understand why stuff like that has to be restricted to a stall with a hole drilled into the wall.

    such a close minded society. :-(
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    Sep 16, 2011 2:49 PM GMT
    Very pee-shy here. I'm having this funny debate in my head as to wether or not I can pee in front of a blind person(!).
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    OK. Yes.
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    Sep 16, 2011 3:39 PM GMT
    At least he didn't approach you while you were zipping up!
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    Sep 16, 2011 3:44 PM GMT
    NYBUFFED saidI am really quite pee shy myself...
    But years ago I was at a quasi leather bar (mostly filled with yuppies and a sprinking of leather) called The Lure in NYC...
    Im at the urinal doing my business when this guy shoves a beer bottle in front me and says "Can you top this off for me?!"
    Hilarious!!


    hahahah you made me pee my pants
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    Sep 16, 2011 3:45 PM GMT
    hairymusclejock said
    NYBUFFED saidI am really quite pee shy myself...
    But years ago I was at a quasi leather bar (mostly filled with yuppies and a sprinking of leather) called The Lure in NYC...
    Im at the urinal doing my business when this guy shoves a beer bottle in front me and says "Can you top this off for me?!"
    Hilarious!!


    hahahah you made me pee my pants


    Thats a lie... be honest... you aren't wearing pants!!
  • HndsmKansan

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    Sep 16, 2011 3:48 PM GMT
    Those things happen, I certainly would have been startled, but glad it ended ok.
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    Sep 16, 2011 3:56 PM GMT
    Alpha_Muscle said
    hairymusclejock said
    NYBUFFED saidI am really quite pee shy myself...
    But years ago I was at a quasi leather bar (mostly filled with yuppies and a sprinking of leather) called The Lure in NYC...
    Im at the urinal doing my business when this guy shoves a beer bottle in front me and says "Can you top this off for me?!"
    Hilarious!!


    hahahah you made me pee my pants


    Thats a lie... be honest... you aren't wearing pants!!


    oh i hate em but people at work might complain if i took em off...going commando ;)
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    Sep 16, 2011 3:57 PM GMT
    hairymusclejock said
    Alpha_Muscle said
    hairymusclejock said
    NYBUFFED saidI am really quite pee shy myself...
    But years ago I was at a quasi leather bar (mostly filled with yuppies and a sprinking of leather) called The Lure in NYC...
    Im at the urinal doing my business when this guy shoves a beer bottle in front me and says "Can you top this off for me?!"
    Hilarious!!


    hahahah you made me pee my pants


    Thats a lie... be honest... you aren't wearing pants!!


    oh i hate em but people at work might complain if i took em off...going commando ;)



    But no one around here would complain :-)
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    Sep 16, 2011 4:51 PM GMT
    Oh god I once went on a first date with a guy at this restaurant, and before we left he had to use the restroom, so I'm waiting outside for him, and a couple seconds later I'm like I gotta pee too, so I go inside and he's peeing at the urinal, and I stand at the urinal next to him....TOTAL BLADDER SHYNESS...I'm just standing there doing nothing while he's peeing away. So he like finishes, goes to wash his hands, I'm still standing there doing nothing because me being aware that I'm NOT peeing for so long is making it worse. The whole situation was just so uncomfortable. He ended up waiting for me outside.
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    Sep 16, 2011 4:53 PM GMT
    ncujock saidThat could have ended badly.


    Or good, depending.... icon_lol.gif
  • mybud

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    Sep 16, 2011 5:49 PM GMT
    Did his cane hit yo anal button??????????????
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    Sep 16, 2011 5:52 PM GMT
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    Sep 16, 2011 7:45 PM GMT
    Hahaha aww the poor guy must have been so embarrassed!

    I remember when I accidentally cupped a woman's butt in the subway because I was facing away from her and instead of grabbing the pole...I grabbed her ass....icon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif

    I looked at her in sheer terror of embarrassment and I profusely apologized to her....

    She took it well thankfully.