I just went to my first strip club

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    May 14, 2008 10:08 AM GMT
    ...and hated it.

    Coz it was girls! LOL

    Last night, my friends and I decided to hit some bars and well... they decided on a nearby strip club.

    I didn't tell them it would be my first ever. Well... a closeted gay man wouldn't have any reason to hit a straight strip club now would he? LOL They pretty much believe I've been to several during college at another city. Wouldn't believe me when I say I didn't and wouldn't even believe me when I say I'm a virgin! LOL

    The first thing that struck me on going inside was the expression the girls' faces - blank and bored. I was actually the one feeling embarrassed for them. LOL

    Then the next thing I knew was the utter boredom of it all. My friends were all slack-jawed and I all I wanted was to go outside LOL. And the music was too loud and it sucked. I mean, who the hell strips to the music of Nickelback?! I like Nickelback, but it's not a stripper song! GRRR

    And for some for some of the dancers.. LOL... they actually had their husbands with them! icon_eek.gif

    (It seems the only ones available for *cough* sex were the single ones)

    Anyway, it was a bittersweet experience. Nice because I always enjoy my friends' company and it sucked because all throughout the night I kept wanting to just blurt out that 'I'm Gay'. But meh... icon_sad.gif I wanted to do it alone with each of them. And it would've spoiled the mood.

    Bleh. I got another chance to tell my bestbuddy and probably some of the others too, soon. And I'm not gonna blow it. heh

    So... just sharing, heh. When did you first enter a strip club? And what were your reactions to it, especially a straight one?

    P.S. At least I didn't get a hangover. icon_cool.gif
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    May 14, 2008 3:41 PM GMT
    That's too bad. I have actually had a great time at strip clubs. The complete tackiness and outsider's perspective always amused me. Here in texas, there are tons of titty bars. I used to frequent one for lunch for the 5.99 steak and lobster buffet (I know it sounds gross, but itwas damn good and cheap as I was not paying for "extras") My str8 friends often go to the bars with their girlfriends. As a gay man, I usually connect with one of the strippers and end up having a blast, since they know I am gay.

    Its not a regular exdcursion for me, but different and really amusing nonetheless. Plus its funny to see straight guys freeak out ove3r tits.
  • ShawnTX

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    May 14, 2008 3:53 PM GMT
    I love female strip clubs, there's no end to the amusement of watching straight guys get hot under the collar. Back home a bunch of local strippers would hire me to do their make-up (and they paid well, bless them), and through word-of-mouth, the featured girls from out of town would hire me as well. So I got to know most of them quite well, so when I'd go with my straight brother and some of our friends, the strippers and I would really push the limits on stage.

    In Canada touching is allowed, so it could get pretty raunchy. The best part of it was that it was so obvious I'm gay, and I had more than a few of the straight guys come up to me jokingly telling me they wished they were gay so they could have the fun I was having with the girls.

    Hehe, good times!
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    May 14, 2008 4:22 PM GMT
    I've only ever been to a male strip club. And that was once, several years ago. My friends insisted we go. The place was filthy! I think it was called the Full Monty...in Columbus's Short North. I didn't want to sit down the place was just...ugh.

    And the dancers were all, at least on that night, gross. Except for this one really cute, tiny, cut-up guy: Mr Fabulous. Couldn't have been a day over 21. He could dance and do all sorts of acrobatics with the pole.

    My friends - at that moment I would have called them bastards! - decided to 'surprise' me with a private dance from Mr Fabulous. It was so embarrassing. I felt bad for him! They put us in this...closet/box with a single light and stifling air. He stripped fully nude and danced for 15 minutes. He kept trying to get me to touch him, which I did NOT want to do.

    But lord have mercy his cock was bigger than his forearm and you could sleep 2 on his ass.
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    May 14, 2008 4:36 PM GMT
    I've only been to the digital strip clubs in Liberty City (GTA IV), so I've only got simulated experience with them. From their portrayal in GTA IV, they seem, well, boring. When it comes to watching without touching, I might as well check out porn.
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    May 14, 2008 4:37 PM GMT
    DJBens77 saidThat's too bad. I have actually had a great time at strip clubs. The complete tackiness and outsider's perspective always amused me. Here in texas, there are tons of titty bars. I used to frequent one for lunch for the 5.99 steak and lobster buffet (I know it sounds gross, but itwas damn good and cheap as I was not paying for "extras") My str8 friends often go to the bars with their girlfriends. As a gay man, I usually connect with one of the strippers and end up having a blast, since they know I am gay.

    Its not a regular exdcursion for me, but different and really amusing nonetheless. Plus its funny to see straight guys freeak out ove3r tits.


    WTF you eat while watching tits an arse an pussy that is fecking gross to me!
  • ShawnTX

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    May 14, 2008 4:39 PM GMT
    I don't know why, but strip clubs have the best buffets!
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    May 14, 2008 4:42 PM GMT
    ShawnTO saidI don't know why, but strip clubs have the best buffets!



    Yeh Lobster Clit...... Tit Bone Steaks.....


    Apple pie with Minge Sauce...

    Spaghetti Botoxoni....
  • MattyC0709

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    May 14, 2008 4:48 PM GMT
    Awww, at least none of them put you in a box with one of them like RuinintheCity, hehe! And no, I've not been in one yet... icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gificon_razz.gificon_wink.gif
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    May 14, 2008 4:52 PM GMT
    When it comes to strip clubs, I am always torn between the dirty titillation of being a voyeur and the guilt over participating in the exploitation of the dancers.
  • kinetic

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    May 14, 2008 4:56 PM GMT
    Yeah, they're weird places. My brother and some straight friends back home would take me w/ them every now and again; it seems to be a common destination when one of my straight friends has a birthday..
    I always think it's funny when one of the girls approaches me and asks if I'd like a dance. I always want to be like, 'Take a good long look at me, and ask yourself that again!' but I always just say no thanks. Maybe I don't appear to be as gay as I think I am..?.
    The bar I work at now has strippers/dancers (a gay bar) and there is such a different feel to it. I guess cuz its a gay environment as opposed to a straight one!
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    May 14, 2008 5:02 PM GMT
    A guy goes home from the strip club broke and alone and a stripper goes home and rolls around in the pile of money she milked from these guys. Who's exploiting whom?
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    May 14, 2008 5:09 PM GMT
    Ooh I've got a story! My first experience at a female strip club was a few weeks back when I was hanging out with my two straight friends. Well some girl started saying "Hey, did you hear about the midget stripper?!" ... my two friends were like "We're going!!" So I got dragged along...

    It was Tiny Tina the 3' 9" stripper! So I got the bright idea to give her a simple dollar tip while she performed, but by the time she got to me she was completely naked. So I tried to put my dollar back but she turned around just in time to take it out of my hand, by wrapping her boobs around my hand! All I could think was...I feel violated! icon_eek.gif

    Craziest male stripper experience was seeing a stripper naked on top of a bar, taking tips and then sticking under his foreskin since he had no where else to put it! icon_eek.gif
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    May 14, 2008 5:09 PM GMT
    I agree with DJBens77. It's like you get to be a character in a 'live' John Water's movie. It's 'funhouse' fun.

    Loosen up Sedative and enjoy the circus! You need to have more fun.
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    May 14, 2008 5:11 PM GMT
    innerathlete saidWhen it comes to strip clubs, I am always torn between the dirty titillation of being a voyeur and the guilt over participating in the exploitation of the dancers.


    Meh, a friend and I kept a kid in food better than ramen noodles for an entire semester back in the day when I lived in DC.
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    May 14, 2008 5:13 PM GMT
    I never said strippers were victims, doesn't mean it makes me feel 100 percent good to take part in it. Strangely enough, I really only feel this way about female strippers. Well, that's probably because I've only been to female "strip clubs." To me, it feels different when a guy is dancing at a gay bar as opposed to an entire club dedicated to stripping. It feels more fun-spirited.

    I am similarly ambivalent about porn. Especially after watching Mary Carey on "Celeb Rehab with Dr. Drew."
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    May 14, 2008 5:22 PM GMT
    Well, some of the strippers at the male strip club I went to were clearly troubled/struggling, potentially sucked into the situation by bad circumstances, thus straddling that opportunist/victimized line. I felt sorry for them for having to do what they were doing, yet reasoned that some of them clearly liked the attention and money, given their penchant to try to rub up against people in between their performances. Tips for the tease, so to speak.

    It's one of those things about which you have to say Live and let live.
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    May 14, 2008 5:24 PM GMT
    i have never been to a strip bar. EVER. straight, gay, titty, dick NOTHING lol
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    May 14, 2008 5:40 PM GMT
    ShawnTO saidA guy goes home from the strip club broke and alone and a stripper goes home and rolls around in the pile of money she milked from these guys. Who's exploiting whom?


    Hence I dont tp strippers haha. why people spend money for this i will never understand.
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    May 14, 2008 5:41 PM GMT
    I worked at a titty bar for about a year, it wasn't so bad. The girls were pretty trashy, but a lot of fun to party with. I also used to strip at a private gay club, for a summer, I made good money for little effort. The trolls were in abundance, you just have to know how to control them.
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    May 14, 2008 5:45 PM GMT
    GobB said[quote]Hence I dont tp strippers haha. why people spend money for this i will never understand.


    Because it's trashy fun. Also, a lot of strippers are really good dancers.
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    May 14, 2008 5:46 PM GMT
    RunintheCity saidI've only ever been to a male strip club. And that was once, several years ago. My friends insisted we go. The place was filthy! I think it was called the Full Monty...in Columbus's Short North. I didn't want to sit down the place was just...ugh.

    And the dancers were all, at least on that night, gross. Except for this one really cute, tiny, cut-up guy: Mr Fabulous. Couldn't have been a day over 21. He could dance and do all sorts of acrobatics with the pole.

    My friends - at that moment I would have called them bastards! - decided to 'surprise' me with a private dance from Mr Fabulous. It was so embarrassing. I felt bad for him! They put us in this...closet/box with a single light and stifling air. He stripped fully nude and danced for 15 minutes. He kept trying to get me to touch him, which I did NOT want to do.

    But lord have mercy his cock was bigger than his forearm and you could sleep 2 on his ass.


    The monty is now, THANKFULLY, closed. Got busted for prostitution... imagine that.

    Im Columbus there where two types of strippers, those of us who worked the legit bars and kept the goodies covered, and the Monty trash.

    Since the Monty got busted the trash has tried to infiltrate the better bars... not much luck in doing that. Most of them are now, as they always were, street hustlers.

    The Monty was the bane of the legit strippers existance for quite some time. Everytime someone found out you stripped in Columbus they would say "At the Full Monty?" uuuggghhhh so glad those days are over.
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    May 14, 2008 5:51 PM GMT
    innerathlete said[quote][cite]GobB said[/cite][quote]Hence I dont tp strippers haha. why people spend money for this i will never understand.


    Because it's trashy fun. Also, a lot of strippers are really good dancers.[/quote]

    LA is WAY different than Columbus LOL Here I'm the only one who can keep a beat, much less who knows how to dance.

    It is a bit of cheeky trashy fun you. I love it! I wont quite til I'm 35! icon_twisted.gif
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    May 14, 2008 5:57 PM GMT
    My first experience in a strip club was quite fun. My friends were excited to find out that it was my first time so they bought me a lap dance. The girl took me to the back and after a little bumping and grinding i told her "You can try all you want but nothing is gonna happen down there." She was then determined to make sure something happen and disregarded the no touching rule. All i have to say is if you're going to guide my hand to different places, please make sure they are cleanly shaven. I don't show up to work with a scruffy face, I don't expect your ass to be either.
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    May 14, 2008 5:57 PM GMT
    I've actually never been to a strip club in LA. The last one I went to was in New Orleans, the Hustler Club on Bourbon. The girls there would climb up this huge metal pole that went straight up past the second floor to the ceiling. It was pretty amazing. They would climb so high that the people standing on the second-story balcony could throw bills at them. If those girls fell, they would be seriously seriously injured.