Because our lovely Speaker off the House, John Boehner thinks you did and he is using that ridiculous, outdated and debunked notion to defend the federal Defense of Marriage Act.

OMGLULZ, right?

http://bit.ly/naLpBi

Contact his office and tell him to deal with the economy and stop persecuting LGBT Americans.

http://johnboehner.house.gov/Contact/

Thank you and goodnight.