Why are the hottest torsos always headless?

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    Sep 17, 2011 5:37 AM GMT
    Here, on Grindr and any other dating/social web site on the internets. Is it like an infectious disease where you lose your head when you achieve the ideal body? icon_evil.gif

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    Sep 17, 2011 5:55 AM GMT
    If you saw the face, you would be overcome with desire and all of the blood in your body would surge to your penis and once it ruptures, you would have a deformed penis and unless you got immediate medical attention, you would die from the blood loss.

    So you see, it's better this way.
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    Sep 17, 2011 6:11 AM GMT
    Their faces are ugly, I can't tell you how many times, I'm like woah hot body and then 99% of the time I'm disappointed when I finally see the face
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    Sep 17, 2011 6:52 AM GMT
    chrixx said... Is it like an infectious disease where you lose your head when you achieve the ideal body?
    Yes.
    I can hardly wait to be a headless profile.
    It's a sign of intense accomplishment.
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    Sep 17, 2011 6:59 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    chrixx said... Is it like an infectious disease where you lose your head when you achieve the ideal body?
    Yes.
    I can hardly wait to be a headless profile.
    It's a sign of intense accomplishment.


    LOL right?! Seems more like going backwards IMO.icon_rolleyes.gif
  • MikemikeMike

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    Sep 17, 2011 7:04 AM GMT
    I am far from the perfect bod- but I am taken and not looking on here to date. I also like my privacy. I have been in chat on here and do show my face.
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    Sep 17, 2011 8:14 AM GMT
    Are you really confused about this?
    Some guys don't want anyone irl to know that they like sharing shirtless pics of themselves online.
    A majority are ugly. They work really hard on their bodies to draw attention away from their ugly faces.
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    Sep 17, 2011 8:20 AM GMT
    Ermine saidAre you really confused about this?
    Some guys don't want anyone irl to know that they like sharing shirtless pics of themselves online.
    A majority are ugly. They work really hard on their bodies to draw attention away from their ugly faces.


    Nah, I'm just being silly with this one. The way I approach this is I'd either have a full pic or none at all. I'm not sure what a headless one achieves.
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    Sep 17, 2011 8:26 AM GMT
    I took the goal of looking like a greek statue to its logical conclusion and had my head removed by pillaging barbarians.

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    Sep 17, 2011 9:00 AM GMT
    Lostboy saidI took the goal of looking like a greek statue to its logical conclusion and had my head removed by pillaging barbarians.

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    Impossible, you need a tiny penis for that look.

    I think headless torsos are hot, fortunately the police haven't found the bodies.
  • Trauts

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    Sep 17, 2011 10:49 AM GMT
    Isn't it obvious, it's because they don't like this

    <------------------ HAHAHA KIDDING.

    Somehow headless torsos just made me think of mannequins

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    Sep 17, 2011 10:53 AM GMT
    Because if they didn't crop out the head you would realize straight away that it was a photo of Chris Evans or Ryan Secretesticon_lol.gif
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    Sep 17, 2011 10:55 AM GMT
    Maybe they are butterfaces.... but then its always disappointing. I say just out with it. Its better to show your ugly face and then have a surprisingly hot body than to show your hot body and then come to find out they have an ugly face.....


    Also they could be "discreet" ........... ughhhh
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    Sep 17, 2011 10:56 AM GMT
    MsclDrew saidBecause if they didn't crop out the head you would realize straight away that it was a photo of Chris Evans or Ryan Secretesticon_lol.gif


    Ha ..... So true

    or conversely the ugly head detracts so much from the torso that you'd just say .. Feh! and move on
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    Sep 17, 2011 11:05 AM GMT
    Yes back when I had a headless torso pic it was because I was ugly and then overnight I decided I wasn't ugly so I decided to show my face after all icon_rolleyes.gif

    I don't think it's that at all, I just think a lot of guys are worried their pics will be stolen, think about it, especially if they have amazing bodies, if they have their face included as well and someone lifts the pics and uses them elsewhere, that's pretty scary.
  • GQjock

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    Sep 17, 2011 11:11 AM GMT
    Believe me ...

    you're def more likely to have your picture stolen if it's headless than if your face is included
    Funny when you're mac'in on some guys profile and you see a picture that makes you say ... hey that guy's torso is hot icon_cool.gif
    Then you realize ... HEY Wait a minute ... THAT'S ME! icon_eek.gif
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    Sep 17, 2011 11:20 AM GMT
    I looked at this guys hotlist the other day and all of the members were headless, so maybe some people like them that way. I can't tell if someone's attractive or not without a face no matter how great the body is. When I see a well built guy I just naturally want head.
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    Sep 17, 2011 11:24 AM GMT
    MsclDrew saidBecause if they didn't crop out the head you would realize straight away that it was a photo of Chris Evans or Ryan Secretesticon_lol.gif




    yes, my somewhat cynical thoughts also
  • GQjock

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    Sep 17, 2011 11:24 AM GMT
    When I see a well built guy I just naturally want head.

    Ain't that the truth icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 17, 2011 11:26 AM GMT
    The internet - getting ugly people laid since the early 90s.
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    Sep 17, 2011 11:53 AM GMT
    Ok this thread is getting just flat out mean. I admit it my face is ugly but my pic is headless bc I'm proud of my body as I used to be overweight
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    Sep 17, 2011 12:02 PM GMT
    Aggieboy saidOk this thread is getting just flat out mean. I admit it my face is ugly but my pic is headless bc I'm proud of my body as I used to be overweight


    But we're (at least I am) talking about members who have no face pics but only headless pics, you have plenty of face pics so you're not headlessicon_wink.gif
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    Sep 17, 2011 12:03 PM GMT
    kew1 said
    Lostboy saidI took the goal of looking like a greek statue to its logical conclusion and had my head removed by pillaging barbarians.

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    Impossible, you need a tiny penis for that look.


    The greeks didn´t like cock, they preferred thighs, but I´m not authentically Greek, and it´s too big to ignore icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 17, 2011 12:14 PM GMT
    Aggieboy saidOk this thread is getting just flat out mean. I admit it my face is ugly but my pic is headless bc I'm proud of my body as I used to be overweight

    Wow your face is not ugly - You'd be handsome even without your incredible body. Beautiful eyes man - maybe you should have them checked for vision problems?
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    Sep 17, 2011 12:37 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidI took the goal of looking like a greek statue to its logical conclusion and had my head removed by pillaging barbarians.

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    i think you mistyped here, lostboy. don't you mean:

    "i took the goal of looking like a greek statue to its logical conclusion and got head by pillaging barbarians."

    or is my mind just in a dirty, dirty place?