Enema before sex, loss of romantism?

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    Sep 19, 2011 5:21 PM GMT
    I've been thinking, wouldn't the moment pass when you go on a date and it gets steamy then you go to the bedroom and then one of you have to go to bathroom for 10-15min to do an enema before sex. That would defeat the purpose of spontaneousness, wouldn't it?
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    Sep 19, 2011 5:24 PM GMT
    This is the rule of sex for me.

    Give me time, I will be clean, however you do reserve the right to pounce on my ass at will. During that at will pounce, if it is dirty, then stfu. Im not going to starve myself so a top can have "fun" sex. If you dont like fudge, dont go down the chocolate canal.
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    Sep 19, 2011 6:53 PM GMT
    Chainers saidThis is the rule of sex for me.

    Give me time, I will be clean, however you do reserve the right to pounce on my ass at will. During that at will pounce, if it is dirty, then stfu. Im not going to starve myself so a top can have "fun" sex. If you dont like fudge, dont go down the chocolate canal.

    Can't argue with that! *high five*
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    Sep 20, 2011 3:16 AM GMT
    Chainers saidThis is the rule of sex for me.

    Give me time, I will be clean, however you do reserve the right to pounce on my ass at will. During that at will pounce, if it is dirty, then stfu. Im not going to starve myself so a top can have "fun" sex. If you dont like fudge, dont go down the chocolate canal.


    This is absolutely the truth! Although in the past, I have been known to switch to soymilk about a day before I knew some hot top was going to use my ass for his pleasure. I do douche a couple of times a day regularly just because I don't want rotting waste in my lower intestines and colon. And, you just don't know when a girl is gonna get lucky. Sadly, I haven't gotten lucky yet this year.
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    Sep 20, 2011 9:45 AM GMT
    I agree.

    I once spoke to a top who BELIEVED bottoms should be on a strict diet and should be fasting for 12 hours before sex. He called it "living well".

    We had a big fight. Me making logical points, him trying to change strategy and avoiding responding (since he couldn't respond truthfully without sounding like a horrible human being). It ended with me asking if he would be willing to do it as well to make it fair for the bottom. You can guess what his answer was.

    Tops can be psycho. The more muscular, the increased likelihood of psychosis.
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    Sep 20, 2011 1:25 PM GMT
    ummm, I always just do that before I go meet a guy. If there's a chance sex might occur, I do it before I leave the house. Usually good for the night
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    Sep 20, 2011 1:42 PM GMT
    Speaking as a guy who usually tops... hygiene isn't just for bottoms. Even if I'm not going to take it, there's no reason not to do a little maintenance. All sorts of things can happen down there aside from just taking a dick and all of those things are complicated by not doing your due diligence.
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    Sep 20, 2011 1:46 PM GMT
    I haven't met a bottom who was hoping that his ass was full of shit when he had sex. It goes without saying that bottoms are conscious about the state of things down there when they're going to have sex. Some more than others, granted.
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    Sep 20, 2011 11:32 PM GMT
    IKR?! @OP you wanna come across as super hot and desirable LOL and you're like ok I'll be right back lemme go do an enema, so unhot!
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    Sep 21, 2011 12:27 AM GMT
    Had this happen to me a couple of months ago. In the middle of things the other guy just went to the bath-room and started giving himself an enema. I was twiddling my thumbs in the meantime. When he was 'fresh as a daisy' it was pretty difficult to get back into the swing of things and even harder to get hard enough for the condom.

    So, total buzz-kill in my opinion.
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    Sep 21, 2011 3:26 AM GMT
    bhp91126 saidHad this happen to me a couple of months ago. In the middle of things the other guy just went to the bath-room and started giving himself an enema. I was twiddling my thumbs in the meantime. When he was 'fresh as a daisy' it was pretty difficult to get back into the swing of things and even harder to get hard enough for the condom.

    So, total buzz-kill in my opinion.


    Exactly, so basically it put so much pressure on the bottom, having to think so many things such as fasting, enema beforehand, not eating too much, eat lots of fiber, etc. and at the end, the night is ruined.
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    Sep 21, 2011 3:29 AM GMT
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    bhp91126 saidHad this happen to me a couple of months ago. In the middle of things the other guy just went to the bath-room and started giving himself an enema. I was twiddling my thumbs in the meantime. When he was 'fresh as a daisy' it was pretty difficult to get back into the swing of things and even harder to get hard enough for the condom.

    So, total buzz-kill in my opinion.


    Exactly, so basically it put so much pressure on the bottom, having to think so many things such as fasting, enema beforehand, not eating too much, eat lots of fiber, etc. and at the end, the night is ruined.


    Well, when you put it like that hahaha Be more positive, man! hahaha
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    Oct 15, 2011 4:26 AM GMT
    Important thread.
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    Oct 16, 2011 5:04 PM GMT
    Isn't an enema or a rinse needed after sodomy.

    I was in a shop that sold lube launchers and figures if not within the hour after sex, in the morning, then, a person would want to wash again.
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    Oct 16, 2011 6:39 PM GMT
    Chainers saidIf you dont like fudge, dont go down the chocolate canal.


    Did someone say "chocolate canal"?

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    Oct 16, 2011 6:49 PM GMT
    Why is an enema even necessary? I know everyone's body is different, but it seems if someone has a balanced diet including plenty of fiber, then he sound be fine. I've never had an enema and have bottomed spontaneously plenty of times- never had a mess. Maybe I've been lucky.
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    Oct 16, 2011 7:00 PM GMT
    brueges saidWhy is an enema even necessary? I know everyone's body is different, but it seems if someone has a balanced diet including plenty of fiber, then he sound be fine. I've never had an enema and have bottomed spontaneously plenty of times- never had a mess. Maybe I've been lucky.


    You are lucky. I keep healthy, eating lots of fiber, and rarely have a mess, it does happen though. I like to clean because it lets me enjoy the sex more knowing that I did the proper hygene to keep it all squeeky. At the same time, when I cant I cant. If you are a top who is extremely picky and always wants it clean, you will not get laid.
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    Oct 17, 2011 12:17 AM GMT
    Chainers saidThis is the rule of sex for me.

    Give me time, I will be clean, however you do reserve the right to pounce on my ass at will. During that at will pounce, if it is dirty, then stfu. Im not going to starve myself so a top can have "fun" sex. If you dont like fudge, dont go down the chocolate canal.


    Yeah, this kinda turned me on. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 19, 2011 2:40 AM GMT
    You know, don't give fudge a bad name or try to make excrement sound better than what it is.
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    Oct 19, 2011 9:14 AM GMT
    I will say this...if will smith or the rock wanted to go take care of that before we got started....a brutha wud be posted up legs crossed arms folded with a big ass cheesy grin...just waitin...happlyicon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 19, 2011 11:28 PM GMT
    Chainers saidThis is the rule of sex for me.

    Give me time, I will be clean, however you do reserve the right to pounce on my ass at will. During that at will pounce, if it is dirty, then stfu. Im not going to starve myself so a top can have "fun" sex. If you dont like fudge, dont go down the chocolate canal.


    THIS!
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    Oct 19, 2011 11:50 PM GMT
    First things first: Before your date arrives (if you're bottoming) do your due diligence and be ready for a great, spontaneous night.

    If that isn't possible and you have to take 15 minutes or so - that's fine. I'm usually a top and I'm going to be just fine chilling for a bit. I'll be able to get right back to the mood with no problem. If you love rimming, you're going to be patient while your bottom takes 15 or so to get things right.

    A top doesn't need to be bored or just sitting there waiting. Here are some things I do while waiting.

    * Set up some music, and dim all the lights around the house.
    * Put out a few candles - get them lit.
    * Turn down the bed - adjust window covering / shutters - shades.
    * Get two glasses for some wine.
    * Cut some strawberries.
    * Use the other shower to make sure YOU are on top of YOUR game & ready.
    * Do 50 crunches and push ups.
    * Put on a fresh pair of boxer briefs or whatever you like.
    * Kick back against the headboard with a sly smile.
    * You're both ready now for one hell of a night. The 15 minutes are a breeze.

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    Oct 20, 2011 5:50 AM GMT
    Depends on which you think is the bigger turnoff: an enema or feces. I can't speak for any other tops but poop kills my erection...every time.

    I always finger a guy before fucking him. If my finger comes out smelling like a Port-O-Potty with grime under the fingernails, forget it.

    And, yes, I have a streemmaster in my shower if you forgot:

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    Better your shit end up in the toilet than in my mouth or on my sheets, so feel free to take as much time as you need to clean up. I'll nap or watch porn. I can wait.

    Cleanliness is next to godliness sexiness.




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    Oct 21, 2011 3:35 AM GMT
    My goal is to prevent a disaster that causes a mattress disposal.

    +1 on fingering him to test the waste levels in the lower colon. I've had to learn that taking a guy to your pad from a bar is a gamble. Even with prep, after dinner just seems to be pushing your luck.

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    Oct 21, 2011 4:27 AM GMT
    An hour is the best to wait. There is mucus in your butt (gross I know) that is important to have that gets wasted away. It needs an hour to regrow