Mature musings

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    Sep 19, 2011 7:25 PM GMT
    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
    your computer history if you die.
    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
    realize you're wrong.
    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
    younger.
    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
    5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty
    sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
    person died.
    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
    10. Bad decisions make good stories.
    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
    when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for
    the rest of the day.
    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
    don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me
    if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I
    swear I did not make any changes to.
    14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
    answer when they call.
    15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
    16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
    Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
    17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
    18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
    hunger.
    19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
    and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
    20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up
    to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers
    and sisters!
    21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty.. Pants? Pants never get
    dirty, and you can wear them forever.
    22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still
    not know what time it is.
    23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
    keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the
    Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3
    feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
    24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874
    and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years
    for men to realize that their brain is also important
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    Sep 19, 2011 9:25 PM GMT
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    25. Every disease/condition is the number one cause of death to men in my age group.
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    Sep 19, 2011 9:29 PM GMT
    #16 for sure
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    Sep 19, 2011 9:39 PM GMT
    rigsby said[...]
    24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874
    and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years
    for men to realize that their brain is also important


    ROFL
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    Sep 19, 2011 9:48 PM GMT
    OMG that was funny! I slightly disagree with #6, I can only write in cursive. My manuscript looks like a 7yr old did it. Haha but maybe that's just me. icon_redface.gif
  • jim_sf

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    Sep 19, 2011 9:52 PM GMT
    My last apartment's freezer had its own light. Sadly, that was the best part of the kitchen.

  • Sep 19, 2011 10:58 PM GMT
    I love these! Thanks for sharing them.

    My own additions:

    1) You know you're mature when body noises of any kind no longer are embarrassing. They just are what they are and you pay no attention to your own or others.

    2) Prune juice tastes good. And you are a connoisseur of the various flavors of Metamucil and Ensure.

    3) You're comfortable with not having to suck in your tummy to look good. Because you can't, and you don't care anymore.

    4) Buying a vehicle is more determined on how easy/hard it is to get in and out.

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    Sep 19, 2011 11:01 PM GMT
    These are great, thanks for the chuckle rigsby, needed it today icon_smile.gif