Tops - how often does a 'dirty accident' happen to you?

  • sbwlguy

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    Sep 19, 2011 7:39 PM GMT
    In other words, if the bottom isn't entirely clean.

    1 in every 5 times? 10? Does it happen rarely to you? Every other time? Frequently?

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    Sep 20, 2011 1:01 AM GMT
    Accidents don't happen much at all since guys now know how to clean themselves out effectively. If they aren't clean, no rimming or fucking is going to happen that night.
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    Sep 20, 2011 8:36 PM GMT
    10 out of 10. Assholes can't be "entirely" clean even if you douche them with Drano. Good tops know how to deal with an occasional gold finger so long as there's not a day's worth of shit in there.
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    Sep 22, 2011 5:30 AM GMT
    It's never happened since I started wrapping before riding. icon_wink.gif
    That's not to say there haven't been times when I've reached for something to protect my hand with before tugging off the safe afterwards, though.
    As for buttmunching - the very HINT of dirty stuff hits my nostrils or tongue, and it's game over. Doesn't mean I wouldn't still bang the dude.
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    Sep 23, 2011 6:58 PM GMT
    Not often really. I'm in a steady relationship and we have frequent sex. It's dependent on the day. If we have sex in the morning and he's clean, then I know that for most of the day until the evening we can have spontaneity. Once every 10-14 days he isn't clean, and when he's not clean it's because he forgot. (which he rarely needs to) I just remind him to keep it regular when that happens. I just feel like somehow I got the kind of bottom that really doesn't need to have a 'diet' or schedule to keep clean.
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    Sep 23, 2011 7:00 PM GMT
    CAJock753 saidAccidents don't happen much at all since guys now know how to clean themselves out effectively. If they aren't clean, no rimming or fucking is going to happen that night.


    And, you, good sir, will never get laid.

    Shit happens, if you dont want to find fudge then dont travel down the chocolate canal, EVER!

    There have been times when I have cleaned the living hell out of me and it still wasnt enough.

    That being said, every bottom should incorporate fiber into their diet. It helps, a lot.
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    Sep 23, 2011 7:04 PM GMT
    Being a bottom sounds tiring. There are some good parts of being celibate, and this is a big one. Having to always keep your rectum as "clean" as the top needs in order to stick his dick in. Goodbye free time.
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    Sep 23, 2011 7:12 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidBeing a bottom sounds tiring. There are some good parts of being celibate, and this is a big one. Having to always keep your rectum as "clean" as the top needs in order to stick his dick in. Goodbye free time.


    Why are you celibate? Frankly I'd rather deal with dirty bottoms every so often than not have a man's body at all. How do you do it?
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    Sep 23, 2011 7:14 PM GMT
    I'd tell you but it would be tangental here.
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    Sep 23, 2011 11:03 PM GMT
    Only had it happen once with some random. In a relationship, the other guy has always been pretty conscientious about that kind of thing. Of course, I was always pretty conscientious about my own hygiene too so it works both ways.
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    Sep 23, 2011 11:11 PM GMT
    Larkin_PLR saidOnly had it happen once with some random. In a relationship, the other guy has always been pretty conscientious about that kind of thing. Of course, I was always pretty conscientious about my own hygiene too so it works both ways.


    So you're saying that it's fair when the top washes his body and the bottom washes his innards but not his body, ya?
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    Sep 23, 2011 11:20 PM GMT
    I have to make sure to test them and shitdick them first before I consider a long-term relationship.


    Shitdicking is just a test to see if they are dedicated. I recommend this to all bottoms. icon_cool.gif
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    Sep 23, 2011 11:22 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch said
    Larkin_PLR saidOnly had it happen once with some random. In a relationship, the other guy has always been pretty conscientious about that kind of thing. Of course, I was always pretty conscientious about my own hygiene too so it works both ways.


    So you're saying that it's fair when the top washes his body and the bottom washes his innards but not his body, ya?


    That seems like a willful misinterpretation, and I'm not sure why it would be made.
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    Sep 23, 2011 11:43 PM GMT
    Larkin_PLR said
    SkinnyBitch said
    Larkin_PLR saidOnly had it happen once with some random. In a relationship, the other guy has always been pretty conscientious about that kind of thing. Of course, I was always pretty conscientious about my own hygiene too so it works both ways.


    So you're saying that it's fair when the top washes his body and the bottom washes his innards but not his body, ya?


    That seems like a willful misinterpretation, and I'm not sure why it would be made.


    It was, it just sounded like you counted it as even that the top keeps good hygiene and the bottom keeps good hygiene + keeps a clean colon. It's not really even. I don't have a point really, and don't mean for this to sound bitchy, it's just my bedtime and my brain doesn't have much more to give today. byebye