What do you do when a guy unlocks his penis.....I mean photos for you?

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    Sep 22, 2011 6:27 PM GMT
    So you get an unlock from a guy you've never spoken to. You click on the pictures and see a pic of the dudes dick or maybe one of his ass cheeks fanned open like the doors of a lamborghini. How do you respond to this?

    I have learned that if you say "thanks for the unlock" He will think you are interested

    But if you don't respond at all he may send you hate mail or call you a flake or something like that. Is there any way to win?
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    Sep 22, 2011 6:29 PM GMT
    I just don't look. I don't respond to anything unless it's a message with words.
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    Sep 22, 2011 6:37 PM GMT
    The best thing to do, I find, is to comment on the pic in the style of Simon Cowel:

    "That is distinctly average."

    "One million per cent yes!"

    "Potentially, world class."

    Depending on how you rate it.
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    Sep 22, 2011 6:40 PM GMT
    Pure saidThe best thing to do, I find, is to comment on the pic in the style of Simon Cowel:

    "That is distinctly average."

    "One million per cent yes!"

    "Potentially, world class."

    Depending on how you rate it.


    You must get that one a lot...
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    Sep 22, 2011 6:44 PM GMT
    I normally don't even look. I do think its polite to say thank you when someone leaves a photo comment
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    Sep 22, 2011 7:02 PM GMT
    i check them out, and return the favor (even if i have no interest in the person).
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    Sep 22, 2011 7:38 PM GMT
    I don't even thank them. It's a turn off if I know a guy has nude pictures on this website. Like, my interest, if there was any to begin with, goes to 0.
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    Sep 22, 2011 7:42 PM GMT
    Why would you thank somebody for that?

    It's like the online equivalent of saying thank you to a flasher for flashing you.
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    Sep 22, 2011 7:44 PM GMT
    Soulasphyxi saidI don't even thank them. It's a turn off if I know a guy has nude pictures on this website.


    uhm...This is RJ. It's REQUIRED.icon_neutral.gif
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    Sep 22, 2011 7:45 PM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said
    Soulasphyxi saidI don't even thank them. It's a turn off if I know a guy has nude pictures on this website.


    uhm...This is RJ. It's REQUIRED.icon_neutral.gif


    I feel so suddenly left out of this RJ thing. icon_redface.gif
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    Sep 22, 2011 7:46 PM GMT
    My decision chain goes:

    1. Is he very attractive?

    Y: Go to 2.

    N: Stop. Do not reply.

    2. Is he verified?

    Y: Go to 3.

    N: Stop. Do not reply.


    3. Does he have anything remotely in common with me listed in his profile?
    In the message?

    Y: Go to 4.

    N: Respond, "Wow, thanks for the unlock bud. You're a great-looking guy
    and I'd love that [whichever is hotter, cock or ass]. I'm kinda not really
    here for that though. Hope you find what you're looking for!"

    4. Steer the conversation towards our common interests. Make it clear I'm
    really not looking for anything sexual, and that I won't be reciprocating
    with attached pics.

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    Sep 22, 2011 7:47 PM GMT
    I have to comment, it RARELY gets to step 2.
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    Sep 22, 2011 7:49 PM GMT
    Soulasphyxi said
    GigoloAssassin said
    Soulasphyxi saidI don't even thank them. It's a turn off if I know a guy has nude pictures on this website.


    uhm...This is RJ. It's REQUIRED.icon_neutral.gif


    I feel so suddenly left out of this RJ thing. icon_redface.gif


    I'M KIDDING DUDE!!! icon_lol.gif!
    Pardon my sarcasm.
    But at least One shirtless pic is fine, hehe....
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    Sep 22, 2011 7:51 PM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said
    Soulasphyxi said
    GigoloAssassin said
    Soulasphyxi saidI don't even thank them. It's a turn off if I know a guy has nude pictures on this website.


    uhm...This is RJ. It's REQUIRED.icon_neutral.gif


    I feel so suddenly left out of this RJ thing. icon_redface.gif


    I'M KIDDING DUDE!!! icon_lol.gif!
    Pardon my sarcasm.
    But at least One shirtless pic is fine, hehe....


    LOL I thought you were. Maybe when I am confident enough to show myself shirtless again I might put a picture of it on here. Maybe. Maybe when I'm confident.... icon_mad.gif
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    Sep 22, 2011 7:52 PM GMT
    Soulasphyxi saidI don't even thank them. It's a turn off if I know a guy has nude pictures on this website. Like, my interest, if there was any to begin with, goes to 0.


    and i agree with that lol
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    Sep 22, 2011 7:54 PM GMT
    I don't know really .....

    Some guys you don't even know, you've never talked with do it and its just weird .... otherwise if its the unlock the guy above topic ... well, thats another thing LOL
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    Sep 22, 2011 7:55 PM GMT
    Unlock with my own. That's what an unlock with no message means.

    Not every interaction on RJ has to be meaningful, you know. I mean, especially if you have nothing in common with the guy or his profile is blank. Do you really think a lengthy conversation is in order before you unlock?
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    Sep 22, 2011 8:02 PM GMT
    Soulasphyxi saidI don't even thank them. It's a turn off if I know a guy has nude pictures on this website. Like, my interest, if there was any to begin with, goes to 0.



    I agree. Nudity is a sin, therefore anyone who has nude photos on this site is going to burn in hell, and to click on one of those photos means you risk the wrath of the baby Jesus.....and we just can't have that. icon_rolleyes.gif

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    Sep 22, 2011 8:07 PM GMT
    Scruffypup said
    Soulasphyxi saidI don't even thank them. It's a turn off if I know a guy has nude pictures on this website. Like, my interest, if there was any to begin with, goes to 0.



    I agree. Nudity is a sin, therefore anyone who has nude photos on this site is going to burn in hell, and to click on one of those photos means you risk the wrath of the baby Jesus.....and we just can't have that. icon_rolleyes.gif


    floralg.jpg


    I think Jesus kills a kitten too...
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    Sep 22, 2011 8:13 PM GMT
    Depends, if he's not my type I just write a very brief "thx".

    If he's cute I'll unlock in return. But I have no adult-ish content so...*shrugs*icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 22, 2011 8:13 PM GMT
    Cityaznguy saidDepends, if he's not my type I just write a very brief "thx".

    If he's cute I'll unlock back icon_wink.gif


    What a ho like thing to say.
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    Sep 22, 2011 8:19 PM GMT
    Chainers said
    Scruffypup said
    Soulasphyxi saidI don't even thank them. It's a turn off if I know a guy has nude pictures on this website. Like, my interest, if there was any to begin with, goes to 0.



    I agree. Nudity is a sin, therefore anyone who has nude photos on this site is going to burn in hell, and to click on one of those photos means you risk the wrath of the baby Jesus.....and we just can't have that. icon_rolleyes.gif


    floralg.jpg


    I think Jesus kills a kitten too...




    scaredboy.jpg

    N..........n....n...n..n...sometimes if you show your wee-wee in a picture, Jesus will kill one million kittens! N...n...puppies n bunnies too!
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    Sep 22, 2011 8:19 PM GMT
    Chainers said
    Cityaznguy saidDepends, if he's not my type I just write a very brief "thx".

    If he's cute I'll unlock back icon_wink.gif


    What a ho like thing to say.

    You know, that's highly invalid and extremely funny coming from you.
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    Sep 22, 2011 8:20 PM GMT
    Cityaznguy said
    Chainers said
    Cityaznguy saidDepends, if he's not my type I just write a very brief "thx".

    If he's cute I'll unlock back icon_wink.gif


    What a ho like thing to say.

    You know, that's highly invalid and extremely funny coming from you.


    Please. Who didnt want to go to SF because they outlawed bathhouses?

    Thats what I thought...

    On a side note, I felt like such a whore the other day. I was asked to empty out my pockets and there was 2 condoms in their that I didnt know about :-(.
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    Sep 22, 2011 8:22 PM GMT
    Nobody has unlocked for me yet.

    You all need to start drinking more before you log on the website so I look increasingly attractive and become worth unlocking for icon_lol.gif