Junk?

  • tallchris

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    Sep 23, 2011 7:07 PM GMT
    Why do Americans call their genitals (or their penises - it seems to mean either) their JUNK?? I have my own idea but let rip with yours.
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    Sep 23, 2011 7:24 PM GMT
    Dick and balls.
  • tallchris

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    Sep 23, 2011 8:02 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidDick and balls.


    That's what I thought till I read this quoted on a thread on here:

    http://www.cracked.com/article_19383_5-physical-details-that-reveal-highly-personal-information.html?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Science&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=popular

    I must be really bored this evening.
  • tallchris

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    Sep 23, 2011 8:03 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidbecause Americans come up with new and different ways of using the English language every year. It sort of ghetto speak. Like the word 'bad' or 'sick' meaning something cool or nice. I guess that is why we have had to come up with an urban dictionary ... because kids keep coming up with new ways of using words.


    More analysis please. The choice of these words is not random.
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    Sep 23, 2011 8:09 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk said
    It's just a term ... like .... 'she got some junk in the trunk'


    and she's gonna get you drunk
    get you love drunk off her hump
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    Sep 23, 2011 8:29 PM GMT
    my guess is since junk is useless, the ones that started it, and ones that use it, are not able to get erections.
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    Sep 23, 2011 8:31 PM GMT
    Junk=Booty
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    Sep 23, 2011 8:32 PM GMT
    A man's junk is his penis.

    Its fun, I love referring to the penis as "junk"

    plus it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Junk in the trunk" for gay men bwahahahaha!
  • nanidesukedo

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    Sep 23, 2011 8:53 PM GMT
    Chainers saidA man's junk is his penis.

    Its fun, I love referring to the penis as "junk"

    plus it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Junk in the trunk" for gay men bwahahahaha!



    Chainers, I have to move soon and need somewhere to put my junk....Do you have room in your trunk where I could temporarily store my junk? Fair warning, I will be doing the move in parts, so it's likely that once my junk is in your trunk, it will be put back in and taken out..and put back in again...it could last for a while.
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    Sep 23, 2011 8:57 PM GMT
    nanidesukedo said
    Chainers saidA man's junk is his penis.

    Its fun, I love referring to the penis as "junk"

    plus it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Junk in the trunk" for gay men bwahahahaha!



    Chainers, I have to move soon and need somewhere to put my junk....Do you have room in your trunk where I could temporarily store my junk? Fair warning, I will be doing the move in parts, so it's likely that once my junk is in your trunk, it will be put back in and taken out..and put back in again...it could last for a while.


    Careful Chainers, I heard from the last guy that borrowed him their trunk that he left a mess everywhere!
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    Sep 23, 2011 8:59 PM GMT
    american slang is boss
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    Sep 23, 2011 8:59 PM GMT
    Actually i sometimes call mine weewee rofl
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    Sep 23, 2011 9:00 PM GMT
    nanidesukedo said
    Chainers saidA man's junk is his penis.

    Its fun, I love referring to the penis as "junk"

    plus it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Junk in the trunk" for gay men bwahahahaha!



    Chainers, I have to move soon and need somewhere to put my junk....Do you have room in your trunk where I could temporarily store my junk? Fair warning, I will be doing the move in parts, so it's likely that once my junk is in your trunk, it will be put back in and taken out..and put back in again...it could last for a while.


    You can stick your junk in my trunk any day of the week nanidesukedo!
  • nanidesukedo

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    Sep 23, 2011 9:01 PM GMT
    Chainers said
    nanidesukedo said
    Chainers saidA man's junk is his penis.

    Its fun, I love referring to the penis as "junk"

    plus it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Junk in the trunk" for gay men bwahahahaha!



    Chainers, I have to move soon and need somewhere to put my junk....Do you have room in your trunk where I could temporarily store my junk? Fair warning, I will be doing the move in parts, so it's likely that once my junk is in your trunk, it will be put back in and taken out..and put back in again...it could last for a while.


    You can stick your junk in my trunk any day of the week nanidesukedo!


    I'll be careful, I have been known to get a little rough when slinging around my junk...sometimes, I'll try not to have it shoved into a wall or anything too rough...
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    Sep 23, 2011 9:02 PM GMT
    nanidesukedo said
    Chainers said
    nanidesukedo said
    Chainers saidA man's junk is his penis.

    Its fun, I love referring to the penis as "junk"

    plus it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Junk in the trunk" for gay men bwahahahaha!



    Chainers, I have to move soon and need somewhere to put my junk....Do you have room in your trunk where I could temporarily store my junk? Fair warning, I will be doing the move in parts, so it's likely that once my junk is in your trunk, it will be put back in and taken out..and put back in again...it could last for a while.


    You can stick your junk in my trunk any day of the week nanidesukedo!


    I'll be careful, I have been known to get a little rough when slinging around my junk...sometimes, I'll try not to have it shoved into a wall or anything too rough...


    Good my trunk is pretty small so you may have to stretch it out.

    (wow this got bad fast)
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    Sep 23, 2011 9:03 PM GMT
    My first bf use to call mine Mr thicky lol
  • nanidesukedo

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    Sep 23, 2011 9:06 PM GMT
    Chainers said
    nanidesukedo said
    Chainers said
    nanidesukedo said
    Chainers saidA man's junk is his penis.

    Its fun, I love referring to the penis as "junk"

    plus it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Junk in the trunk" for gay men bwahahahaha!



    Chainers, I have to move soon and need somewhere to put my junk....Do you have room in your trunk where I could temporarily store my junk? Fair warning, I will be doing the move in parts, so it's likely that once my junk is in your trunk, it will be put back in and taken out..and put back in again...it could last for a while.


    You can stick your junk in my trunk any day of the week nanidesukedo!


    I'll be careful, I have been known to get a little rough when slinging around my junk...sometimes, I'll try not to have it shoved into a wall or anything too rough...


    Good my trunk is pretty small so you may have to stretch it out.

    (wow this got bad fast)


    It's all just a matter of positioning and rearranging ;) I'm sure it can all be stuffed in (this really is going bad fast...no? My fault.)
  • hawkeye7

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    Sep 23, 2011 9:27 PM GMT
    first of all..... chainers...........you are a slut and we love you for that
    secondly....I kind of like how language evolves and changes. What was slang 100 years ago is now very normal. Sometimes it is even fun.
    Ride that Junk sounds hot or give me some of that junk. Park that Junk up on my love rocket. I got more but I am laughing at myself too much to type.
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    Sep 23, 2011 9:27 PM GMT
    hawkeye7 saidfirst of all..... chainers...........you are a slut and we love you for that
    secondly....I kind of like how language evolves and changes. What was slang 100 years ago is now very normal. Sometimes it is even fun.
    Ride that Junk sounds hot or give me some of that junk. Park that Junk up on my love rocket. I got more but I am laughing at myself too much to type.


    lol hawkeye I am a tease and there is a difference, you know it!
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    Sep 23, 2011 9:29 PM GMT
    Because they hail from an extremely puritanical society and are creeped out words such as penis, vagina, shit, and piss
  • tallchris

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    Sep 25, 2011 10:44 PM GMT
    GreenHopper saidBecause they hail from an extremely puritanical society and are creeped out words such as penis, vagina, shit, and piss


    First intelligent theory. Thank you.
  • conservativej...

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    Sep 25, 2011 10:48 PM GMT
    Calling my cock and balls Junk, is just not something I do. I think way too much of George and The Boys to call them Junk. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 25, 2011 11:04 PM GMT
    jprichva saidJunk as slang for male genitalia is very old---like 100 years old. The term for the man's ass was "candy". This goes back to the days of coded words used by hustlers and rough trade in bars where there were often undercover vice cops.


    This. Sexual reference terms take on weird words like junk and humps because of 1. the puritanical society and 2. navigating getting sex in said society without getting caught, thus the need for coded language.

    It's the same, in application if not principle, of all the coded language the dominionists use in their speeches and screeds or that Frank Luntz concocts for the politicians.
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    Sep 25, 2011 11:08 PM GMT
    Chainers saidA man's junk is his penis.

    Its fun, I love referring to the penis as "junk"

    plus it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Junk in the trunk" for gay men bwahahahaha!


    "Hey hunk, shoot some spunk out of your junk into my trunk!"

    spunk is apparently British slang for semen....

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    Sep 25, 2011 11:15 PM GMT
    jprichva saidJunk as slang for male genitalia is very old---like 100 years old. The term for the man's ass was "candy". This goes back to the days of coded words used by hustlers and rough trade in bars where there were often undercover vice cops.


    Thus the popularity of the term "candy ass" used by the jocks for gay boys during their teen years