Child Bride Courtney Stodden's Twitter Translated!

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    Sep 24, 2011 7:02 AM GMT
    http://www.twitter.com/StoddenTransl8d

    Her original twitter account is hilarious, but this twitter translates her tweets which are even more hilarious!

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    Softly stepping my sexy silhouette out of the showers sensuous morning steam to prepare for a delicate day.
    Courtney Stodden

    Translation: I took a shower and a dump. CourtStoddenTransl8d

    Had such a Thirsty-Thursday; I just might have Doug moisten my mouth tonight with his delectable drink? Mmm... Now that's tempting... ;-) Courtney Stodden

    Translation: I'm going to suck off a 51 year old tonight. CourtStoddenTransl8d
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    Sep 24, 2011 2:55 PM GMT
    Is David Sedaris writing her lines? Hilarious.
  • kuroshiro

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    Sep 24, 2011 2:58 PM GMT
    I... wtf? Do I even want to know who these people are?
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    Sep 24, 2011 6:41 PM GMT
    kuroshiro saidI... wtf? Do I even want to know who these people are?


    She's 16. He's 51. She looks like she's in her 60s. He's most likely gay. She's a "Christian girl" according to her. She's always high and making hilarious "sexy" faces. Her twitter is hilarious. They signed a reality show deal.

    That's all you need to know about em. icon_razz.gif