Dear Dad,

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    Sep 24, 2011 11:43 PM GMT
    Dear Dad,

    Today I made the decision to drop out of school. I was failing all my
    classes, and it was really cutting into my social life. Now I'll have more time to smoke pot with my friends.

    What about college you ask? Well college is so expensive these days. Just think about all the money I would be saving.

    How will I get a good job without an education? Don't worry about that either. My plan is to turn tricks to save up enough money to travel to California. Once there I'm hoping my porn career will take off.

    Porn is something I know I would be great at. Sex really is my only talent. I've had plenty of practice since I've been doing it since I was 9.

    Don't worry about me getting an STD. I always ask if they have any diseases. If they say yes, I'll wear a condom. If they say no, then I won't. No need to waste the money on a condom if they say they don't have any diseases.

    I really hope this porn career works out. I'd hate to go back to growing
    marijuana and selling it again. I haven't done that since I was 15, but I need money to support my meth habit.

    I love my new place and my neighbors are amazing. We exchange prison stories all the time. So fascinating! I might be going back to jail for killing a man. Don't worry. They won't convict me because he was gay so basically he deserved it. The law will protect me.

    How did I pay for my new place? I just took a few hundred dollars out of your wallet before I left. It's not stealing. It's an investment in my future.

    None of this is true. The truth is Dad that I'm gay. I just wanted to remind you that there are far worse things out there than just being gay. Actually you should be proud of me because it's who I am. I am very happy with my life. I would be even happier if you were in it, but that's all up to you. If you want to be part of it again, then you have my number. Just give me a call.

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    Sep 24, 2011 11:45 PM GMT
    Dear Son,

    Whatever you do please don't become an actor.

    Love,
    Dad
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    Sep 25, 2011 12:07 AM GMT
    Why wouldn't your dad not accept you, if he's on RJ as well?