OUCH!!! My penis got caught in my zipper!

  • jonnyangel

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    Sep 25, 2011 12:47 AM GMT
    Ouch,my penis got caught in my zipper last night.I was at the urinal at a restaurant and, my phone rang. I answered it; had cell on my ear and neck. I was done peeing and while distracted, zipped up and didn't pull it in fast enough. Now that was painful.I got a scar on it today ,still feel it, but think I will be alright.I realized no call is that important to take while peeing. EVER!!!! .I walked back to the table real funny.icon_redface.gif
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    Sep 25, 2011 12:49 AM GMT
    oh god i cringed
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    Sep 25, 2011 12:50 AM GMT
    This is why I prefer button fly icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 25, 2011 2:26 AM GMT
    jonnyangel saidOuch,my penis got caught in my zipper last night.I was at the urinal at a restaurant and, my phone rang. I answered it; had cell on my ear and neck. I was done peeing and while distracted, zipped up and didn't pull it in fast enough. Now that was painful.I got a scar on it today ,still feel it, but think I will be alright.I realized no call is that important to take while peeing. EVER!!!! .I walked back to the table real funny.icon_redface.gif


    "but I think I will be alright" line.

    Until a guy goes down on ya...
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    Sep 25, 2011 2:30 AM GMT
    this thread made me think of the movie There's Something About Mary....
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    Sep 25, 2011 2:31 AM GMT
    Shawnathan said


    LOL you referenced the movie only seconds before I did....
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    Sep 25, 2011 2:32 AM GMT
    That has happened to me a couple of times thankfully the pain didn't last long.
  • Trauts

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    Sep 25, 2011 2:46 AM GMT
    Hahaha, this only happened to me once when I was like 5 or 6. The memory of the pain still lingers... icon_lol.gif
  • jonnyangel

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    Sep 25, 2011 3:23 AM GMT
    Shawnathan said
    Stan904 said

    LOL you referenced the movie only seconds before I did....

    Just brought a visual to your post icon_smile.gif Team effort.
    That was really funny,thanks guys.Man,I hope I didn't scream that loudicon_lol.gif
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    Sep 25, 2011 3:42 PM GMT
    A guy I briefly dated told me this happened to him and he had to go the the emergency room to get it removed. He called the hospital and asked to speak to a male doctor first. This pissed the woman off so she told him he would have to explain his problem to her. When he told her she hung up the phone. He called back and got her again and she hung up the phone again. He called back and a male answered the phone. He told him to just come into the hospital. He put on a bathrobe and hopeed in a cab.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Sep 27, 2011 1:29 AM GMT
    cracklesizzle saidHahaha, this only happened to me once when I was like 5 or 6.



    It tends to happen a lot more often when you're 7 or 8 icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Sep 27, 2011 2:07 AM GMT
    SirDreamALot saidoh god i cringed


    Same here. Answering and/or talking on the phone while in the bathroom?
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    Sep 27, 2011 2:07 AM GMT
    wildtype87 saidThis is why I prefer button fly icon_wink.gif


    This!