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ebl333 Posts: 669
May 17, 2008 5:19 AM GMT
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What you think is the the worst, stupidest, obnoxious, annoying topics ever posted in this forum? Not including this one
Jrdnstatz Posts: 199
May 17, 2008 5:21 AM GMT
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Felching
redheadguy Posts: 1672
May 17, 2008 6:45 AM GMT
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The one about someone wanting us to sign his online petition so he could become Paris Hilton's boyfriend. Or something like that.
McGay Posts: 2012
May 17, 2008 10:49 AM GMT
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I've hidden a big ol' doodie in one of the many thousands of threads here at RJ. I'm surprised the stink hasn't brought it to the attention of at least some of you. Anyway, if you can locate that thread, that's the worst thread here. Because of the smell. As added incentive for you to go looking, it's one of my own doodies. It could probably fetch a handsome dollar on Ebay.
muttskins Posts: 751
May 17, 2008 11:24 AM GMT
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The worst topic so far is "Worst Topics"... hehe, just kiddin', couldn't help it!
Colm_ Posts: 571
May 17, 2008 12:24 PM GMT
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The skidmark thread was rather disconcerting.
Sedative Posts: 3491
May 17, 2008 1:40 PM GMT
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McGay saidI've hidden a big ol' doodie in one of the many thousands of threads here at RJ. I'm surprised the stink hasn't brought it to the attention of at least some of you. Anyway, if you can locate that thread, that's the worst thread here. Because of the smell. As added incentive for you to go looking, it's one of my own doodies. It could probably fetch a handsome dollar on Ebay.


Oh WOW!

*starts looking*

1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar ....

Are all countries eligible for the contest?

1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar 1 dollar ....
SurrealLife Posts: 2897
May 17, 2008 1:50 PM GMT
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Colm_of_Dublin saidThe skidmark thread was rather disconcerting.


I love your understatement, I would have used stronger language. I found the forum topic on "goys" very tiresome after about the first 30 comments. Also topics that people think they can discuss but deteriorate into cyber yelling matches are very irritating. When it comes to touchy subjects such as religion and abortion it is best to state your viewpoint once then move on, otherwise it deteriorates into a childish finger-pointing exercise very quickly.
ebl333 Posts: 669
May 17, 2008 3:57 PM GMT
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Wysiwyg60 said[quote] Also topics that people think they can discuss but deteriorate into cyber yelling matches are very irritating.


i agree. especially those unwelcome obnoxious complain or common that seem so out of place, except the writers think they are so witty

like "Guys checking me out online" - the guy said he doesn't get it, but the jealousy gets many to write nasty stuff.

and "would yoy kiss/sleep/rim/... the guy above/below " gosh, it's like an elementary school forum here.

sorry, many things annoy me lately.
ebl333 Posts: 669
May 17, 2008 3:59 PM GMT
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muttskins saidThe worst topic so far is "Worst Topics"... hehe, just kiddin', couldn't help it!



gosh, i SAID "Not including this one" in the first post already!
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May 17, 2008 4:33 PM GMT
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ebl333 said[quote]gosh, i SAID "Not including this one" in the first post already!

Oh pardon his utter ignorance, your majesty. Muttskins is just a kid with special needs. Promise I'll be more diligent looking after it.
Chewey_Delt Posts: 819
May 17, 2008 4:58 PM GMT
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ebl333 said


and "would yoy kiss/sleep/rim/... the guy above/below " gosh, it's like an elementary school forum here.

sorry, many things annoy me lately.


D to the itto on that one. The first one or two of those were amusing and fun. And then they just got out of control.
zdrew Posts: 1524
May 17, 2008 5:04 PM GMT
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The topics that provoke generally reasonable people into saying asinine things and draw all the hateful flamers out of the woodwork irritate me.
ebl333 Posts: 669
May 17, 2008 6:20 PM GMT
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zimatar said[quote][cite]ebl333 said[/cite][quote]gosh, i SAID "Not including this one" in the first post already!

Oh pardon his utter ignorance, your majesty. Muttskins is just a kid with special needs. Promise I'll be more diligent looking after it.[/quote]


Yes, he's pardoned... take him away.......
mnjock2003 Posts: 128
May 17, 2008 6:33 PM GMT
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Threads about skids, trolls, g0ys, Abortion , Obama vs. Hilary, rate me and the Peta kills thread ....
all get my vote.
ShawnTX Posts: 1852
May 17, 2008 7:36 PM GMT
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skidmarks
farting
anything with PETA in it
anything that starts with 'why are/do all gay guys...'
g0ys
any thread started by zimster, zdrew or Caslon *yawn*
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 862
May 17, 2008 7:43 PM GMT
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Anything that screams "I need attention, please comment"



But, the one that asked us to sign the petition to get the guy on the show to be Paris Hilton's BFF would definitely should definitely go in the anals of "Worst Threads Ever"



Did I just say anal? SLAP ME!
jsttennis77 Posts: 489
May 17, 2008 8:03 PM GMT
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So far the skidmarks thread is my vote. I just didn't get that uh... shit .. at all. But I did learn as someone pointed at that there is a fetish over just about anything. My final ounce of innocence was taken that day.
ActiveAndFit Posts: 1512
May 17, 2008 8:18 PM GMT
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Yep the skid marks one is freshest ( did I just say that?) in my mind. It did make me laugh in a kinda zen koan way.
Caslon5000 Posts: 5391
May 17, 2008 8:30 PM GMT
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The one where Hippie4lyfe posted slaughter pics without any warning before entering the thread.
ActiveAndFit Posts: 1512
May 17, 2008 8:35 PM GMT
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caslon saidThe one where Hippie4lyfe posted slaughter pics without any warning before entering the thread.
yeah, that was a bunch of bull wasn't it?
ebl333 Posts: 669
May 17, 2008 10:06 PM GMT
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how about

Survey: Do you fart in the bathtub and/or pool?
What is your Spirit Animal ?
do you have an rj hero?


RBY71 Posts: 1561
May 17, 2008 10:11 PM GMT
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Every single damned religion v.s. atheism thread started from either end of the argument.
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Participating in them was like eating an entire Lou Malnati's pizza by yourself. At first you love it, but when you're done you feel confused, dirty and ashamed.
mnjock2003 Posts: 128
May 17, 2008 10:38 PM GMT
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RBY71 saidEvery single damned religion v.s. atheism thread started from either end of the argument.
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Participating in them was like eating an entire Lou Malnati's pizza by yourself. At first you love it, but when you're done you feel confused, dirty and ashamed.


Perfect description.
Silent_Q Posts: 504
May 17, 2008 10:42 PM GMT
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Those ones about being gEy and the others that both schooled "professionals" and egomaniacs post, as they try to lure everyone and their mother off the cliff of their sexual self hatred(with a touch of megalomania).

It's one thing to post an opinion; it's quite another to simply expect praise, devout following an absolute allegiance to someone whose states; though containing aspects of true on a single subject, are the Entirety of Truth and Understanding Of A Subject, says the man with a rabid monkey clawing at my back.
Caslon5000 Posts: 5391
May 17, 2008 10:45 PM GMT
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ebl333 saidhow about

Survey: Do you fart in the bathtub and/or pool?


Well, I am glad to see that thread made it on the list. It was supposed to be, if the worst, then the most ridiculous. ....
MikePhil Posts: 2150
May 17, 2008 11:10 PM GMT
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RBY71 saidwhen you're done you feel confused, dirty and ashamed.



Oh, looks like I wasn't wasting my time after all



muttskins Posts: 751
May 17, 2008 11:16 PM GMT
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ebl333 saidgosh, i SAID "Not including this one" in the first post already!

Whoops, I didn't notice, seriously! Hehe! Me needs new glasses!
Barricade Posts: 121
May 17, 2008 11:45 PM GMT
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Since these threads have been identified, does that mean the next time one is started nobody will post?
PRDGUY Posts: 116
May 17, 2008 11:50 PM GMT
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RBY71 saidEvery single damned religion v.s. atheism thread started from either end of the argument.
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Participating in them was like eating an entire Lou Malnati's pizza by yourself. At first you love it, but when you're done you feel confused, dirty and ashamed.


Who's Lou Malnati????
Sedative Posts: 3491
May 18, 2008 12:10 PM GMT
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MikePhil said
RBY71 said
when you're done you feel confused, dirty and ashamed.


Oh, looks like I wasn't wasting my time after all



OMG I knew it! MikePhil was placing guilt-inducing subliminal text into his atheism vs. religion posts!
RBY71 Posts: 1561
May 18, 2008 6:50 PM GMT
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RBY71 saidEvery single damned religion v.s. atheism thread started from either end of the argument.
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Participating in them was like eating an entire Lou Malnati's pizza by yourself. At first you love it, but when you're done you feel confused, dirty and ashamed.


PRDGUY saidWho's Lou Malnati????
Arguably the best Chicago-style pizza place ever. One slice has all your dietary fat requirements for a good six months and your total caloric intake for the week.
RBY71 Posts: 1561
May 18, 2008 6:54 PM GMT
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MikePhil said
RBY71 said
when you're done you feel confused, dirty and ashamed.


Oh, looks like I wasn't wasting my time after all



Sedative saidOMG I knew it! MikePhil was placing guilt-inducing subliminal text into his atheism vs. religion posts!


Taking the time to read your posts in those threads makes me feel just as disappointed with myself.
Sedative Posts: 3491
May 19, 2008 10:54 AM GMT
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RBY71 said

Sedative said OMG I knew it! MikePhil was placing guilt-inducing subliminal text into his atheism vs. religion posts!

Taking the time to read your posts in those threads makes me feel just as disappointed with myself.


Well... I couldn't let Mike do all the dirty tactics alone now could I?
art_smass Posts: 745
May 22, 2008 4:06 AM GMT
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Any of the topic thread titles that contain spelling errors bug me. I'm uptight that way.

I don't even venture into the vegetarian vs. carnivore threads, even though I've been a vegetarian for twenty-three years. I want to hear people telling me what to do about as much as they want to hear me telling them what to do.

The pictureless profile topics are unbearable, too, for the same reason I just mentioned.

zdrewThe topics that provoke generally reasonable people into saying asinine things and draw all the hateful flamers out of the woodwork irritate me.

You said it, sister!

smalltownboy Posts: 140
May 27, 2008 6:03 PM GMT
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The ones where someone feels the need to explain why they're deleting their profile and/or are no longer going to post......it just screams "I need attention!" and "please beg me not to leave!".
XRuggerATX Posts: 1879
May 27, 2008 6:48 PM GMT
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I nominate my very own post about KC and the Sunshine Band.
MunchingZombi... Posts: 1283
May 27, 2008 6:51 PM GMT
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All 12 monogamy posts that are currently going on...
SurrealLife Posts: 2897
May 27, 2008 9:10 PM GMT
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MunchingZombie saidAll 12 monogamy posts that are currently going on...


Hope you are not serious about the number! It does seem like a lot at the present time. Something tells me some RJ members have had bad experiences in their pasts.
redheadguy Posts: 1672
May 27, 2008 9:51 PM GMT
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Or no experience which is even worse.
MunchingZombi... Posts: 1283
May 27, 2008 10:11 PM GMT
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Ya know. I take it back. The worst thread ever, with no insult intended: "Was HItler Gay?". Oh, I want to bash my brain with a cartoon mallet just thinking about it.
SurrealLife Posts: 2897
May 27, 2008 11:42 PM GMT
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MunchingZombie saidYa know. I take it back. The worst thread ever, with no insult intended: "Was HItler Gay?". Oh, I want to bash my brain with a cartoon mallet just thinking about it.


Don't give anybody any ideas,next thing you know "Was Stalin Gay?" will appear and test the hardness of your skull!
zdrew Posts: 1524
May 27, 2008 11:46 PM GMT
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MZ and Wys....


...SSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Be vewwy vewwy qwuiet...
jprichva Posts: 2640
May 27, 2008 11:57 PM GMT
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ZDREW saidMZ and Wys....


...SSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Be vewwy vewwy qwuiet...


Love the new pic, dude. Like, psychedelic!

Turn on, tune in, drop out!
jprichva Posts: 2640
May 27, 2008 11:58 PM GMT
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Wysiwyg60 said
Don't give anybody any ideas,next thing you know "Was Stalin Gay?" will appear and test the hardness of your skull!


If only. I get a boner just thinking about him.
jprichva Posts: 2640
May 28, 2008 12:12 AM GMT
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MunchingZombie saidYa know. I take it back. The worst thread ever, with no insult intended: "Was HItler Gay?". Oh, I want to bash my brain with a cartoon mallet just thinking about it.


Speaking of cartoon mallets, Zombie, have you ever read Ian Frazier's essay called Coyote v. Acme?

It's a products liability suit brought by Wile E. Coyote against the Acme Company, and one of the funniest short pieces maybe ever. It's collected in a book of his humor pieces by the same title.
SurrealLife Posts: 2897
May 28, 2008 4:34 PM GMT
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jprichva said[quote][cite]Wysiwyg60 said[/cite]
Don't give anybody any ideas,next thing you know "Was Stalin Gay?" will appear and test the hardness of your skull!


If only. I get a boner just thinking about him.[/quote]



I must admit as far as murdering psychopaths go he was one of the better looking ones. Hitler's moustache and Mussolini's bull neck were really unattractive!
StripperRocco Posts: 1697
May 28, 2008 4:46 PM GMT
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redheadguy saidThe one about someone wanting us to sign his online petition so he could become Paris Hilton's boyfriend. Or something like that.


Agreed... and ANYTHING by that Hippie guy...
SurrealLife Posts: 2897
May 28, 2008 7:01 PM GMT
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ZDREW saidMZ and Wys....


...SSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Be vewwy vewwy qwuiet...


Who is this guy that is posting? I thought Timothy Leary was dead!
zdrew Posts: 1524
May 28, 2008 7:19 PM GMT
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I thought it might be more fun to channel William S Burroughs than Augusten Burroughs today, Wys.
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