This is really great. MUST READ

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    Sep 25, 2011 4:24 PM GMT
    Sorry if you've seen this before, but I just ran across it from a friend's post on FB:

    In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

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    Dear Dr. Laura:

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination .... End of debate.

    I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

    1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

    2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

    4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
    pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

    6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

    7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

    8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

    9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
    different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble
    of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.
    Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

    Your adoring fan,
    James M Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum,
    Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia

    (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)
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    Sep 25, 2011 4:36 PM GMT
    Would love to see her reply.
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    Sep 25, 2011 8:51 PM GMT
    OMG! This is awesome!!! I've never seen it!!! Hahahahahahhaha! Love it!
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    Sep 25, 2011 8:56 PM GMT
    I love it!!!

    I don't want to get into religion bashing, but this is the kind of crap I grew up with -- enforce some of the rules but complete ignore the rest because they seem really stupid today.
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    Sep 25, 2011 8:57 PM GMT
    I want to own a few really hot Canadians.
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    Sep 25, 2011 8:58 PM GMT
    Dr. Laura is a Quack. She has her PHD in Kineseology (Physical Education). She also Boarded a Plane I was on. She sat Behind me in First class but her body guard had to ride in coach
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    Sep 25, 2011 8:59 PM GMT
    I think I read it first some ten years ago.
    Was living in Canada at the time, soon after decided to get back to France ;-)
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    Sep 26, 2011 12:55 AM GMT
    I don't want to rattle the religious cages, either, but it's funny to me how brainwashing religion can be.

    I'm just glad I found a place like RJ where I feel welcomed.
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    Sep 26, 2011 5:28 AM GMT
    HAHAHA, hilarious!
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    Sep 26, 2011 5:53 AM GMT
    ha ha ha ha dude, that was awesome to read. i really enjoyed reading it and would love to have seen her's or any other religious fanatic reaction to it. i think there reaction would be priceless
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    Sep 26, 2011 5:53 AM GMT
    LMFAO

    I can totally appreciate this and I'm a Christian.
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    Sep 26, 2011 6:46 AM GMT
    Trollileo saidGonna have a bible bookmarked and carry it around with me. Next time I see fagbashers on campus, gonna whip it out and be like "Bitch, what kind of shirt are you wearing? Cotton? Exactly. Take your denim pants off now, you ignorant fuck."


    I'm not trying to be a dick, I just don't want you to embarrass yourself... Ok? Denim is cotton, but you can call them out on their shoes which will more than likely be nylon!

    To the OP this was funny, thanks for sharing.
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    Sep 26, 2011 6:53 AM GMT
    I was going to correct him too, but I just wasn't in the mood to be THAT GUY tonight. icon_smile.gif
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    Sep 26, 2011 6:57 AM GMT
    I love when smart people annihilate imposters.

    As an American I AM allowed to own a couple of Canadians though, right? I have already got them picked out!
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    Sep 26, 2011 6:59 AM GMT
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    Cash saidI love when smart people annihilate imposters.

    As an American I AM allowed to own a couple of Canadians though, right? I have already got them picked out!
    Oh, so one slave isn't enough?


    I require a HUGE amount of servicing.
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    Sep 26, 2011 7:03 AM GMT
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    DudeInNOVA saidI was going to correct him too, but I just wasn't in the mood to be THAT GUY tonight. icon_smile.gif
    It's late and this homework is killing me.


    This is the Internet. Imperfection isn't tolerated.
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    Sep 26, 2011 7:07 AM GMT
    A simple google search for Dr. Laura and homosexuality will yield information that makes the situation not so cut and dry. Do your research guys, don't just rely on facebook posts.
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    Sep 26, 2011 7:52 AM GMT
    This is hilarious.. an excellent retort to all Scripture thumpers... copied it onto fb straight away
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    Sep 26, 2011 7:54 AM GMT
    C_J35 said
    Trollileo saidGonna have a bible bookmarked and carry it around with me. Next time I see fagbashers on campus, gonna whip it out and be like "Bitch, what kind of shirt are you wearing? Cotton? Exactly. Take your denim pants off now, you ignorant fuck."


    I'm not trying to be a dick, I just don't want you to embarrass yourself... Ok? Denim is cotton, but you can call them out on their shoes which will more than likely be nylon!

    To the OP this was funny, thanks for sharing.


    Well anyone wearing 50 percent polyester can be stoned on the spot. hahaha
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    Sep 26, 2011 7:55 AM GMT
    EastCoastNAZ saidSorry if you've seen this before, but I just ran across it from a friend's post on FB:

    In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Dear Dr. Laura:

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination .... End of debate.

    I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

    1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

    2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

    4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
    pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

    6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

    7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

    8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

    9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
    different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble
    of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.
    Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

    Your adoring fan,
    James M Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum,
    Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia

    (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)


    sorry but this is fake and ghey. This same response has been circulating around as messages towards Christian conservatives as well. Someone must have cut and pasted it and posed it as a message to Dr. Laura. I'm surprised you just now read this chain gay email. NO seriously have NONE of you read this before?!?
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    Sep 26, 2011 7:56 AM GMT
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    DudeInNOVA saidI was going to correct him too, but I just wasn't in the mood to be THAT GUY tonight. icon_smile.gif
    It's late and this homework is killing me.


    LOL! It's all good guy.
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    Sep 26, 2011 7:57 AM GMT
    JakeBenson said< I'm surprised you just now read this chain gay email.>


    yo yo no knockin it! I aint ever seen it before!
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    Sep 26, 2011 7:58 AM GMT
    GreenHopper said
    JakeBenson said< I'm surprised you just now read this chain gay email.>


    yo yo no knockin it! I aint ever seen it before!


    jesus fucking hell. then catch up to the year 2008. This was a message sent to some christian whacko. i dunno why someone made it look like a message to dr laura
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    JakeBenson saidsorry but this is fake and ghey. This same response has been circulating around as messages towards Christian conservatives as well. I'm surprised you just now read this chain gay email.
    I wouldn't quite say fake and gay, more like misleading and bisexual.

    Also, how about a comedy club?


    how aboutz some secks in my butt first?
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    Sep 26, 2011 8:00 AM GMT
    JakeBenson said
    GreenHopper said
    JakeBenson said< I'm surprised you just now read this chain gay email.>


    yo yo no knockin it! I aint ever seen it before!


    jesus fucking hell. then catch up to the year 2008. This was a message sent to some christian whacko. i dunno why someone made it look like a message to dr laura


    2008? was i even on fb then?