Shit you LOVE about Gay Dudes.

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    Sep 27, 2011 4:09 AM GMT
    Since the list of stuff to hate seems to be endless - thought I would find out if any of us is worthy enough to actually be alive. So I will start...

    I LOVE that Gay Dudes can be beautiful enough to stop traffic in Mid-Town Manhattan and still tough enough to kick the ass of anyone who tries to pick a fight with them just for being so damned beautiful.

    OK boys - don't let me down....there MUST be stuff we love about us right? Right?!?! RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?

    EDIT: ConfederateGhost brings up a good distinction - talk about what you like about other gay dudes or what you like about being gay. SURELY we must be abe to talk about ourselves right?!??!
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    Sep 27, 2011 4:11 AM GMT
    I love it when a hot gay dude's beautiful meat is deep inside my ass. Wrapped.

    Or in my throat. Is that an acceptable answer, Mr. Cash???

    Could be yours.
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    Sep 27, 2011 4:13 AM GMT
    waimea saidI love it when a hot gay dude's beautiful meat is deep inside my ass. Wrapped.

    Or in my throat. Is that an acceptable answer, Mr. Cash???

    Could be yours.


    DING! DING!! DING!!!

    We have a WINNER!!!!!
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    Sep 27, 2011 4:23 AM GMT
    I like that being gay solidified my rebellious nature.

    Or are we s'pose to say what we like about other gay guys?

    Cus if that's the case then I like that when gay guys are free-spirited, they tend to be adventure junkies. Who doesn't wanna hang out with an adventure-junky?
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    Sep 27, 2011 4:30 AM GMT
    I love how I can use the Women's "one banger" restroom without feeling stigma.
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    Sep 27, 2011 4:31 AM GMT
    I also love being able to give better head than women. "Mindblowing", and "Must be experienced to be truly believed" have been descriptions.
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    Sep 27, 2011 4:32 AM GMT
    Their compassion and love that they give to other men, its honest and raw. There is a mutual understanding of one another and gender roles are not in play like in straight relationships. There is something entirely unique when two men fall in love. Thats what draws me in the most.

    that and they don't have smelly vaginas.
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    Sep 27, 2011 4:34 AM GMT
    ConfederateGhost saidI like that being gay solidified my rebellious nature.

    Or are we s'pose to say what we like about other gay guys?

    Cus if that's the case then I like that when gay guys are free-spirited, they tend to be adventure junkies. Who doesn't wanna hang out with an adventure-junky?


    GREAT points!!!!

    Either about yourself or other Dudes - both count!!!!
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    Sep 27, 2011 4:38 AM GMT
    We can REALLY wear color!

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    Sep 27, 2011 5:04 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidI also love being able to give better head than women. "Mindblowing", and "Must be experienced to be truly believed" have been descriptions.


    Prove it.

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    Sep 27, 2011 5:06 AM GMT
    I know this is kind of (good) stereotyping but I'm sorry I can't help it.

    I really like that most gay guys have great sense of humor. Especially when you do impressions, it is extra funny when you make it gay and flaming. I find it degrading when straight people trying to do gay impressions, but when gay guys do it it's okay, because it's one of "us", so to speak.

    I also really like that many of my gay friends are really good listeners. They are also more sensitive than straight guys or straight women. In addition, there are problems that you can't tell your straight friends; they just don't get it. For instance, they don't get the dynamics of the gay dating / relationship / sex life. They just don't get it. I often end up having to explain it to my straight friends that "this is not how it operates in the gay universe". If I'm asking advice from gay friends, they would cut to the chase because they usually have either encountered the same problems, or know of someone else who did.

    Those are the things I appreciate and love about gay men, well, specifically gay friends. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 27, 2011 5:13 AM GMT
    I like the way a lot of them smell, without all that sprayed on crap!

    Plus we generally dress better in closes more suited to our bodies, I mean, when the hell isn't it time for form fitting clothes? seriously hahaha

    But the thing I love the most is the way gay guys cuddle, it's loving and warm and affectionate and while many times it can lead to sex, other times it's just an awesome warm affectionate loving cuddle and I like that!
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    Sep 27, 2011 5:30 AM GMT
    I like how creative gay men are. From the musicians to the artists to the fashion designers.

    Tom Ford

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    Dolce and Gabbana
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    Sep 27, 2011 5:34 AM GMT
    That it's so easy to get a date/meet new guys, I feel bad for straight guys, there's a lot of rules they have to follow in order to go out on a date with a woman. It's so easy being a gay man, you make eye contact and then the guy you're interested in approaches you, tells you he thinks you're cute and then you go out on a date with him and/or have sex with him. It's so easy icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 27, 2011 5:37 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidCan't say I love anything in particular about gay men that I don't like about men in general.


    Agreed.

    Muscles
    Happy trails
    Deep voices
    Strength
    Sweat
    Bubble butts
    Jawlines
    Scruff

    G'damn I am incredibly gay. icon_cool.gif
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    Sep 27, 2011 5:40 AM GMT
    This thread is getting way too saccharine for me.
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    Sep 27, 2011 5:41 AM GMT
    waimea had the right idea. And that's where this should have ended.
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    Sep 27, 2011 5:43 AM GMT
    sonnet129 saidThis thread is getting way too saccharine for me.


    Is somebody forcing you to read it/reply to it?
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    Sep 27, 2011 5:45 AM GMT
    1. You truly don't care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with.
    2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka.
    3. You can call anyone "honey" including pets.
    4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with Richard Gere and the gerbil.
    5. You understand the immense importance of good lighting.
    6. You can be at a crowded disco the size of two football fields and still spot a toupee.
    7. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit.
    8. You can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and lover.
    9. You really have "been there, done that."
    10. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends. And that means everything.
    11. You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous."
    12. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.
    13. You can have naked men you don't know in your home.
    14. You know how to handle the telephone like a Stradivarius.
    15. You understand why the good Lord invented spandex.
    16. You understand why the good Lord didn't intend everyone to wear it.
    17. You know how to get back at just about everyone. And have.
    18. You know that the most important part of a party's decor is the catering staff.
    19. You only wear polyester when you mean to.
    20. You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them.
    21. You can freeze a troll from 20 feet away.
    22. You're good pals with women other people can't stand.
    23. You've always got an opinion.
    24. You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.
    25. You know how to dress strategically.
    26. Your car has an amusing female name.
    27. You're the only one at your high school reunion who looks a lot better than you did in high school.
    28. You've got at least one framed picture of a pet.
    29. If your mattress could talk, it would be Joan Rivers.
    30. You know that sex complicates things. So?
    31. You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't actually an insult.
    32. There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.
    33. Nobody tells you what to do in bed...unless you tell them what to tell you.
    34. You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion.
    35. You have at least one movie musical on video.
    36. You're not embarrassed to sing in a piano bar.
    37. You're embarrassed by people who sing in piano bars.
    38. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade or two.
    39. You know how to make an entrance.
    40. You know when to make an exit.
    41. You worry about people you don't even know - like Liza Minnelli.
    42. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.
    43. You know how to program your VCR.
    44. You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level.
    45. You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales.
    46. You understand, viscerally, Joan Crawford.
    47. Some of your best friends are your ex lovers.
    48. You know when to play dumb.
    49. You know what to do for a hangover.
    50. Yes, you do have a condom.
    51. You've called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend.
    52. One or more of the following apply to you:
    a) You adore Judy Garland
    b) You hate Judy Garland
    c) You hate people who adore Judy Garland.
    d) You hate people who hate Judy Garland.
    e) You don't give a damn about Judy Garland.
    f) Who is Judy Garland?
    53. You can supply the last names to the following list:
    a) Bernadette
    b) Chita
    c) Barbra
    54. You made Donna Summer a star.
    55. You made Donna Summer a has-been.
    56. Tanning salons were invented for you.
    57. You've made sunbathing a performance art.
    58. You know when the party's over.
    59. You know where to go after the party's over.
    60. You're fearless about fighting the elements, especially gravity.
    61. When you hear "a stitch in time saves nine" you think of
    a) Your grandma
    b) Your face lift
    c) John Wayne Bobbit
    62. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife.
    63. Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate."
    64. You know that referring to someone as "a real lady" isn't necessarily a compliment.
    65. Your favorite dinner accessory may also be your dinner companion.
    66. If your cat is a female, you swear it's a lesbian.
    67. If your cat is a male, you swear it's a lesbian.
    68. You sing along heartily with songs that make most females cringe, like "Stand by your man".
    69. You've been to a bris, a barmitzvah, a christening, a first communion and too many weddings and you have a carefully considered evaluation of the food after each.
    70. You'll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife.
    71. A two-seater convertible seems perfectly practical to you.
    72. You have a favorite Disney character and it's usually a nasty one.
    73. You've left someone totally speechless.
    74. You've shaved something other than your face.
    75. All your friends do not have to "get along".
    76. You have large collection of anniversary pictures. They may be with different guys, however.
    77. Your love handles are actually used as such.
    78. When someone turns his back on you, you actually consider it an opportunity.
    79. You've got a large assortment of movie-star biographies.
    80. You've got the most interesting coffee table books.
    81. You know where to find a meat rack and it ain't in your kitchen drawer.
    82. You have a sexual persuasion with its own flag.
    83. At some moment in your life you've envisioned having back-up girls.
    84. You know your enemies.
    85. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's right there in the shower.
    86 You're Barbra Streisand's biggest fan.
    87. You know that Barbra Streisand's biggest fan is Barbra Streisand.
    88 Not only have you added spice to your life - sometimes you've added side dishes.
    89. You know that "small talk" can be about spirituality or politics, and "important issues" can be about hair.
    90. You've actually lived out some of your fantasies.
    91. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being treated solely as a sex object.
    92. You have no doubts about the accuracy of the Kinsey Report.
    93. You know, by heart, every line in:
    a) All about Eve
    b) The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    c) Your face
    94. You are ALWAYS ready for your close-up.
    95. You have 412 ways to tell someone to get lost. 136 are non-verbal.
    96. You can lip-sync to at least one Supreme's song.
    97. You have a carefully selected Yiddish vocabulary.
    98. Even if you're in Kansas, you're not in Kansas anymore.
    99. You know exactly how many martinis it takes.
    100. When throwing a party, you know how to put out quite a spread. Sometimes after the party too.
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    Sep 27, 2011 5:46 AM GMT
    Hypnotico saidThat it's so easy to get a date/meet new guys, I feel bad for straight guys, there's a lot of rules they have to follow in order to go out on a date with a woman. It's so easy being a gay man, you make eye contact and then the guy you're interested in approaches you, tells you he thinks you're cute and then you go out on a date with him and/or have sex with him. It's so easy icon_wink.gif


    oh yeah, it's soooo easy icon_rolleyes.gif lol, doesn't work like that for every gay guy. i find it's 100 times easier to date as a straight person than as a gay man...
    hookups on the other hand... ;)
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    Sep 27, 2011 5:47 AM GMT
    JP85257 said1. You truly don't care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with.



    I don't think anyone cares, this isn't the 90s. LOLicon_razz.gif
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    Sep 27, 2011 5:49 AM GMT
    Hypnotico said
    JP85257 said1. You truly don't care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with.



    I don't think anyone cares, this isn't the 90s. LOLicon_razz.gif

    Its some random list. I am pretty sure we can update it.

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    Sep 27, 2011 5:51 AM GMT
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    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidCan't say I love anything in particular about gay men that I don't like about men in general.


    Agreed.

    Muscles
    Happy trails
    Deep voices
    Strength
    Sweat
    Bubble butts
    Jawlines
    Scruff

    G'damn I am incredibly gay. icon_cool.gif


    Agree 100% with all your points.
    "Men dont bleed for five day and not die." Had to go for a quote from Mr...Ms. Garisson.
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    Sep 27, 2011 5:59 AM GMT
    Being gay means we can break all the stereotypes about straight men and gay men as well.
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    Sep 27, 2011 12:01 PM GMT
    What?! There are stuff that you actually like about gay dude?!

    Sacrilege!