Someone doesn't hold a door:
THANKS A LOT, YOU FUCKING LAZY INCONSIDERATE BITCH
YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT HOW HARD IS IT TO USE A FUCKING TURN SIGNAL GOD DAMN IT *flip the bird* HOLY TITS THE LEFT LANE IS FOR GOING FASTER THAN THE RIGHT LANE YOU STUPID FUCKING DICK BREATH DOUCHE BAG GO FASTER YOU CAUSE ALL TRAFFIC JAMS FUCK SHIT CUNT ASSHOLE DAMN IT etc etc
If the person is really pissing me off, I will go out of my way to harass them. E.g. tailgating, cutting them off, blocking traffic if they're trying to pass, etc.
I almost followed a guy home one time because he was going 30 in a 55 and when I tried to pass him over the dashed yellow line, he matched my speed of roughly 70 and almost caused me to get into a head on collision. When I got back behind him, he went back down to 30. I was about ready to smash his face in with a crow bar. Instead, I tailed the shit out of him with my brights on and my hand on the horn for a good 5 minutes until he pulled over.
New York drivers make me so god damn angry. I don't think anyone here has a license. Seriously, the shit they do is mind boggling sometimes. I've never seen 2 lanes come to a complete stop at a green light for no reason at all and I've never seen someone make a right turn across 3 lanes of traffic and I've never seen someone pull out 300 feet in front of me when I'm driving in a 55... And this is almost an every day occurrence. I don't know how my blood pressure is normal.
Sorry, kind of went off there. I have really bad road rage.
That's all on a good day. You don't wanna know what my bad days are like.