Bless me Realjock, for I have sinned

  • Timbales

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    May 18, 2008 1:12 AM GMT
    Today I went to a housewarming party and drank a six=pack of Labatt Blue Light and ate all sorts of cookies, fruit and miscellaneous snacks.
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    May 18, 2008 1:18 AM GMT
    Beer is not a sin, my friend. It is a wonderful gift from God, and you should show him how much you appreciate him and his wonders by drinking lots and lots of it.

    Although in order to repent for your other sins, you need to do some serious cardio at the the gym the day after you show your appreciation....
  • Timbales

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    May 18, 2008 1:20 AM GMT
    Tomorrow I shall do cardio and lift.
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    May 18, 2008 1:21 AM GMT
    beer is a reward. a delicious wonderful time honored reward.
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    May 18, 2008 1:22 AM GMT
    Happiness can be acheived by 3 simple ingredients. Beer, bowls, and food.
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    May 18, 2008 1:27 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidToday I went to a housewarming party and drank a six=pack of Labatt Blue Light and ate all sorts of cookies, fruit and miscellaneous snacks.
    Now you have to have lots of sex to burn off all the calories!
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    May 18, 2008 1:29 AM GMT
    stoned247 saidHappiness can be acheived by 3 simple ingredients. Beer, bowls, and food.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hey timberoo !!! listen to this guy !!! he's got it right !!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>after that go do ten hale mary's, 9 pushups away from the table, 8 situps away from the bowls, 7 jumping jacks away from the food, and 6 "SQUATS" in the appropriate place to relieve yourself of all that food and drink !!!!!! LOL !!!!!
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    May 18, 2008 1:31 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidToday I went to a housewarming party and drank a six=pack of Labatt Blue Light and ate all sorts of cookies, fruit and miscellaneous snacks.


    If it all goes to your sexy cheeks...on your face...then I will be totally cool with it. You are soooooo cute!
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    May 18, 2008 1:31 AM GMT
    Marijuana actually speeds up or metabolism.
  • Timbales

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    May 18, 2008 1:40 AM GMT
    I made these kick-ass oatmeal cookies with walnuts, raisins and chocolate chunks.

    I also made mini-filo dough shells filled with a cream cheese/chive/dill mixture with bacon and cherry tomato.
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    May 18, 2008 1:44 AM GMT
    stoned247 saidMarijuana actually speeds up or metabolism. Thats why people get the munchies.


    actually, it's the effects on the cannabinoid receptors in your brain that deal with hunger.
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    May 18, 2008 1:57 AM GMT
    wushu18t said[quote][cite]stoned247 said[/cite]Marijuana actually speeds up or metabolism. Thats why people get the munchies.


    actually, it's the effects on the cannabinoid receptors in your brain that deal with hunger.[/quote]
    ehh I will just stay with my simplified explanation.
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    May 18, 2008 3:25 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidI made these kick-ass oatmeal cookies with walnuts, raisins and chocolate chunks.

    I also made mini-filo dough shells filled with a cream cheese/chive/dill mixture with bacon and cherry tomato.


    Recipe? Where's the recipe? I think that Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies are the world's most perfect food (after carrots.)
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    May 18, 2008 3:33 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidI made these kick-ass oatmeal cookies with walnuts, raisins and chocolate chunks.

    I also made mini-filo dough shells filled with a cream cheese/chive/dill mixture with bacon and cherry tomato.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sounds like your good at cooking and baking !!! bet you make a hell of a good creamcheese/w/fruit desert!!! so when you going to share some "SINFULL" recipes with us???
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    May 18, 2008 9:36 AM GMT
    Guilt for pleasure, brother how badly you do treat yourself... Sure, you may have been on some fad-mangled diet and succeeded in overcoming your self, but you have to live your as though you never felt you needed a diet and as if your life never had limitations, because you've succeeded in reaching your goal. If you "faulter" once, to some degree or other, once every blue moon you surely haven't failed or undone your hard work. You just needed to indulge, and thats ok -- that's human. I've been doing it for most of this week... but I'll be back on track again, and I'm sure you'll be too =D
  • GQjock

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    May 18, 2008 9:51 AM GMT
    Beer? How str8 is that? icon_confused.gif
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    May 18, 2008 11:58 AM GMT
    GQjock saidBeer? How str8 is that? icon_confused.gif


    That's right, you should have been drinking MO-jitos or perhaps MO-tinis. Not beer.
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    May 18, 2008 12:55 PM GMT
    I want a beer. Is it really too early?
  • Timbales

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    May 18, 2008 2:16 PM GMT
    matt45710 said

    Recipe? Where's the recipe? I think that Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies are the world's most perfect food (after carrots.)


    Just do the normal Quaker Oats recipe that's on the lid of the canister, but add one package of chocolate chunk pieces, 1 cup of raisins, 1 cup of chopped walnuts and 1/4 teaspoon of nutmeg.
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    May 18, 2008 2:28 PM GMT
    If it makes you feel any better.. Last night I decided to stay in and relax and ended up downing an entire bottle of red wine and then devouring a whole bag of Crispy mini's.. And got a little too open on the phone with this guy and maybe came of wanting more then just friendship... icon_redface.gif
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    May 18, 2008 3:32 PM GMT
    "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
    -- Benjamin Franklin
  • jmanorlando

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    May 18, 2008 4:00 PM GMT
    For your sins you must recommit:

    For drinking a 6 pack
    You must do 6 minutes of abs work for 6 days

    For eating cookies
    You must cook low fat meals 6 days in a row

    And for eating fruit
    You must juggle an apple, a banana and a pear all at the same time and take a photo of you doing that and place it on the web for all to see.

    By doing these things, you will be pure and strong again.
  • Thirdbeach

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    May 18, 2008 5:36 PM GMT
    Relax: Labatt's Blue light is not really Beer.
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    May 18, 2008 5:44 PM GMT
    there's nothing wrong with indulgence every now and then, just not in excess- it's only BAD when it becomes routine habit. exercise enough, and u can eat whatever you want, in moderation. cookies at a party are a must. its like eggnog at xmas :p
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    May 18, 2008 7:34 PM GMT
    czarodziej saidthere's nothing wrong with indulgence every now and then, just not in excess- it's only BAD when it becomes routine habit. exercise enough, and u can eat whatever you want, in moderation. cookies at a party are a must. its like eggnog at xmas :p


    Ah yes, advice from someone with a 21 year old metabolism! LOL!!!