Woman Keeps Hapless Robber as Sex Slave

  • hartfan

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    Sep 28, 2011 5:23 PM GMT
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    Sep 28, 2011 6:10 PM GMT
    Bahahahahaha Omg that's too funny. Doesn't help that olga was the name of a character I played on WoW. A dwarf female that was always perky. Hahaha this story is too funny. Mama needs some sugar.
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    Sep 28, 2011 6:27 PM GMT
    Lol, she's my new hero, also because I think she's Polish.
  • d_1M

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    Sep 28, 2011 6:33 PM GMT
    some screwed up shit right there, why would she give him anything if that was supouse to be a lesson?
  • dancedancekj

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    Sep 28, 2011 6:36 PM GMT
    Haha. Girl's got needs. Maybe the robber was hot? And why does this thread kind of turn me on?
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    Sep 28, 2011 6:38 PM GMT
    Ew, (three days!) of forced sex with a woman.
  • neosyllogy

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    Sep 28, 2011 6:51 PM GMT
    Source?
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    Sep 28, 2011 6:52 PM GMT
    Wow, I need to be best friends with that woman.
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    Sep 28, 2011 7:01 PM GMT
    I love stories like this...victims who bring the suffering upon themselves. lol
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    Sep 28, 2011 7:59 PM GMT
    I bursted out laughing



    I probably shouldn't laugh at something this serious, though. icon_confused.gif
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    Sep 28, 2011 8:02 PM GMT
    hartfan said301494_244681638915978_100001224308799_8



    If this was made more public, perhaps the number of straight robbers breaking into gay homes would fall dramatically. icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 28, 2011 8:39 PM GMT
    meninlove said

    If this was made more public, perhaps the number of straight robbers breaking into gay homes would fall dramatically. icon_lol.gif


    Does this mean that all gay men have a black belt in karate, an endless supply of viagra, and new jeans, food and a thousand bucks ready to be showered upon a hapless intruder?
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    Sep 28, 2011 8:44 PM GMT
    Scumbag society.

    Reverse genders. Story becomes unfunny.
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    Sep 28, 2011 8:48 PM GMT
    He must have been sexy
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    Sep 28, 2011 8:52 PM GMT
    hartfan said
    meninlove said

    If this was made more public, perhaps the number of straight robbers breaking into gay homes would fall dramatically. icon_lol.gif


    Does this mean that all gay men have a black belt in karate, an endless supply of viagra, and new jeans, food and a thousand bucks ready to be showered upon a hapless intruder?


    You're saying they don't already? Lol. Maybe not a black belt, but at least worked-out. (And 1000 rubles is more like $30)
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    Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM GMT
    Saber170 saidWow, I need to be best friends with that woman.


    Is she giving you ideas?
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    Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM GMT
    FierceEyes said
    hartfan said
    meninlove said

    If this was made more public, perhaps the number of straight robbers breaking into gay homes would fall dramatically. icon_lol.gif


    Does this mean that all gay men have a black belt in karate, an endless supply of viagra, and new jeans, food and a thousand bucks ready to be showered upon a hapless intruder?


    You're saying they don't already? Lol. Maybe not a black belt, but at least worked-out. (And 1000 rubles is more like $30)


    I must have missed the memo.
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    Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM GMT
    bolero_of_fire said Scumbag society.

    Reverse genders. Story becomes unfunny.


    Very much so, my thoughts exactly.

    Also, this is old news, I heard it a year ago on the radio. When they were telling the story, and got to the part where she kicked the robber I was like "FUCK YEA!" then they got to the part where she used him as a sex slave and I was like "wtf no!"
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    Sep 28, 2011 9:17 PM GMT
    dancedancekj saidHaha. Girl's got needs. Maybe the robber was hot? And why does this thread kind of turn me on?


    Whew, thought I was the only one visualizing the robber being tied up and fed viaga. A single light hanging from the ceiling, his body glisten.... oh... sorry about that.

  • Sep 28, 2011 9:25 PM GMT
    LMAO!!!!!!

    She must have really liked him if she a) kept him for three days for sex, and b) bought him stuff and gave him money!

    And she's got a black belt in karate, which means she's probably not a glob of fat. Black belt holders are usually fit people. I wonder, couldn't she find someone to fool around with without having to tie them up and feed them Viagra?
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    Sep 28, 2011 9:25 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    Chainers said
    bolero_of_fire said Scumbag society.

    Reverse genders. Story becomes unfunny.


    Very much so, my thoughts exactly.

    Also, this is old news, I heard it a year ago on the radio. When they were telling the story, and got to the part where she kicked the robber I was like "FUCK YEA!" then they got to the part where she used him as a sex slave and I was like "wtf no!"
    Like you wouldn't tie up an attractive burglar who broke into your house and use him as a sex slave. Oh yeah. You're a bottom.


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    Sep 28, 2011 9:26 PM GMT
    dayummmm. anyone wna burglarize my dorm room?
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    Sep 28, 2011 9:53 PM GMT
    Lol this is a bit older, wonder when that paper's from? It was hilarious.
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    Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM GMT
    "this thread is useless without pics"




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    Sep 28, 2011 9:59 PM GMT
    dancedancekj saidHaha. Girl's got needs. Maybe the robber was hot? And why does this thread kind of turn me on?

    As am I dear!